ok im getten tired of these faygo flavors, i want rockin rye and vanilla creme, and sum mutha fawken moon mist... any1 kno of any place sellin these flavor in or around austin..

uh no... BUT.... I can recommend this place @ 800 Guadalupe St., downtown Austin.  It's called a library. Read a book, expand your vocabulary, learn to write.

Illiteracy people... not just for foreigners anymore.

She's a Juggalo... she doesn't need to read. Chop chop with a hatchet... or some stupid shit.

They have 50 flavors, according to their site. I'm impressed.

Fuckin' ("fawkin"?) magnets, how do they work?
It's magic.

Serious answer: The more obscure flavors (better ones) aren't sold in Austin grocery stores. You'd have to find some small market where the owner had a thing for them from back when they lived in the normal distribution area, but I haven't seen one. It's just pop, for heaven's sake, and not worth the trouble.

What's "pop"?

:)

Jamie...now THATz sum seriuzzly fawkin funee shtiz yalz :D

jc - Litteracy is for loozers yo. Werd

MChris -if you cant rawk your hatchit, then you aint shit yallz in the straight up in da 78666

pop is that sound you heer juuust before that caps hitz yur azz yo

"It's just pop"

Not to a Juggalo... it's much much more than that.  It like fuels their inner ghetto gangsta idiot or some shit...  Lee knows what's up, just look at his lingo. He is "down".

*actually mutha fawko.. is a term us juggalos use.. thank u.. and i kno how to read.. ima hs grad thanks.. im not from austin i just moved here so thanks..*

I pray for the future of this country.  No, wait, fuck that.  It's going down in flames.

Hear ya gotta flava for Vanilla Ice.  ICP standards tankin'

I had to look up "faygo" at urban. Man, I need to get out more.

Big Red and Dr. Pepper:  That's what we call Faygo down here.  

Learn it, live it, love it.

jesus christ

I'm in your boat Errol, had to google Faygo.  To save others the 10 seconds, it's soda from Michigan (where?)

Closest place is in DFW -

Go to the faygo website (you'll need a computer...please don't steal one) and use the store locator.  Or just order it online (online means "teh interwebz").

Good luck.

Juggy - I guess I am expecting a 0/0 posing as a Juggette looking for faygo to be frontin'. It's just tat we don't get a lot...er....I mean many...OK, alright.....like freaking ZERO...requests for faygo around here from someone with any cred. I didn't know you were like the real deal Holifield. Sorry if I offended.
Perhaps they carry that at MLK Food Mart, Shack Corner Craigwood Food mart. How about Specs?

Mickey - He gets here in Town on the 21st for realz, so be patient sonz!

am I old? I have NO idea what she's talking about :(

Faygo is a flavored soda sort of like Nehi.  Used to drink it as a kid in the 80s in Michigan and Indiana.

*i know where to get root beer, red pop, peach, orange pineapple, orange, and cola, and grape.. just wanted more flavors.. and yeah i might have to move cant be without my faygo..faygo is amazing..*

well I was born in the 80s, that explains it!

Yeah Katie, all the kids are doin' it these days, don'tcha know? Lol!

Where's the local source of this sweet nectar, Chel$ea

Mickey, you mean the POP, right?????????

"pop" is the correct term for what you know as "soda" :)

faygo is some nasty, nasty stuff. i had a friend from wisconsin (they drink it there, too) who loved it, but i think it's gross.

i do heart juggalos, however (see: my nickname). they are hilarious. hey chelsea, are you going to the gathering this year?

Yeah, I hear that Magic is everywhere in this Bitch.
I can't remember a thread that has taken me back to the Web more in my ENTIRE life.

+1 on Errol's comment. I gotta get out more

*yes i will be at tha gathering this year "magnets" i will make sure i have plenty of faygo showers .. lmao.. and u can find those flavors i named at fiesta (north or south) and the city market.. theres a dollar general up north that has tha real detroit shyt.. but they only have root beer.. and yea u best believ before i moved here i looked up anywhere and everywhere that sold faygo*

*oh yea and by tha way "kristi" ima real person but thanks(:*

*krist*

Talking foreign soda, I want to try Irn-bru. I think it's Scottish. Anyone seen it anywhere?

Well, I was quite relieved to find out this wasn't a thread for homophobic rants.

Fuck Faygo, it's all about Pocari Sweat.. that's what "real" thugs drink.  Oh wait... I need to translate that:

Yo fuq Faygo, it's all 'bout Pocari Sweat.. dat's what "real" thugs drink what 'chew trippin foo'

Ya dig?

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I haven't had Rockin Rye in a long time but that and their slightly different Red Pop are the only two (good) flavors that aren't made by some other company the same or better. Perhaps this dearth of flavors could spur Chelsea to a healthier diet and ICP-free lifestyle, but I won't hold my breath.

This juggalette stuff is cracking me up, though.

So does a shared love for crappy soda make people gravitate to the Juggalo lifestyle, or does a shared desire to wear face makeup and listen to horrible music make people want to drink Michigan's finest sugar water?  Or are both just side effects of excessive paint huffing?  Why hasn't the scientific community conducted any tests on this?  Is it because even brief contact with this particular subculture will make scientists hang themselves in despair?

So many questions...

Scientists stay away because they're intimidated by the Posse's grasp of all things sciency.

Take a deep breath and know how the world works:

If magic is all we've ever know
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

Music is all magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's just there in the air
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Pure motherfucking magic
Right?
This shit'll blow your fucking mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
There's nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day

(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

etc.

What's wrong with face make-up?

this is one interesting thread...

I like how they just throw a "Fuck" in that song every once in awhile just to remind you: "Hey man, I'm a fucking juggalo!  I might sing about rainbows and puppies and shit, but I am a hard mother fucker because I drop an F_Bomb right before I say Rainbow!"

Also: "Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

BEST LYRIC EVAR.

you guys need to look up the SNL parody of Miracles - it's classic.

Colin - Irn-Bru is HORRIBLE. I'd rather drink a thousand cans of Faygo. I had it in Scotland though, so I don't know if it can be found locally.

+1 on dat Chris

Chel$ea - btw, I am still not convinced that Krist it a real person. A real toilet ninja maybe, person....the jury is still out for me on dat.

Jamie - WOW.....now THAT was something.  It's not old school Compton gansta, but I feel like I am enlightened. Thanks to you all for the enlightenment.
(and now, because of this thread you have to put up with another month of my ending random werds with a z....hahahah)

Returning to the original topic, I was not entirely surprised to discover (from Faygo's Wikipedia page) that Faygo is owned by the same company that owns Shasta, and the brands share several flavors in common.  So, while it might hurt your reputation with your fellow beclowned reprobates, you might seek out Shasta as a temporary life-support measure until you can find your preferred brand of swill.

While we're at it, does anyone know where I can get Crass grape soda?  I only know of one small convenience store in VA that sells it.

You can get it online, but I'm not sure how gangster that izzzzzzzzzz: faygo.com/store/detail.a…

I'm so confused.

Tony, it's apparently some item available in Austin's new Trader Joe's that everyone but you and me has been to...

Jaime "Accidental Evildoer" M. says:

Fuckin' ("fawkin"?) magnets, how do they work?
It's magic.

To see her write FUCKIN makes me sad , You know she does write for a living., as far as

chelsea "Juggalette princess" t. says:

ok im getten tired of these faygo flavors, i want rockin rye and vanilla creme, and sum mutha fawken moon mist... any1 kno of any place sellin these flavor in or around

I do prefer to read Mutha Fawken to Mother Fucker just  saying. it is different.

Vernors and bourbon.....the official state drink of Michigan  :-)

Tonya, thanks for the encounter report. I'd still like to try some!

damn....MI in the house!  tried the Ginger Ale and whisky, need to check the Vernors and bourbon. Maybe in the fall.
Trying to focus on Deep Eddy Sweet Tea or G&T (w/ Tangeray 10)...its the new hott taste for Spring!

Lee, how about an Arnie Palmer with iced tea vodka?

*lol u guys are  hilarious and thanks carmella(:*

*has any1 tried caribou lou.. tech n9ne's drink its amazing (:*

Carmella, it makes me sad, too!

:)

Dan Jay - Saw your review on RS Food Mart. Did you find any fagyo there?

...er faygo....sorry

lulz

I just had to google what a juggalo was, and I'm judging...I'm judging real hard. I know I shouldn't, but I can't - who the hell are these people?!

I really hope you are not in support of the kind of violence being perpetuated by this group. It's quite frankly disgusting. I hope you have more respect for others, human life,  the environment, and yourself. Violence, death, sexism, etc. isn't a joke. It isn't funny.

Here's a random sampling of lyrics I found from a band these people follow: "Showed up at your high school prom
With an axe in my motherf****g palm
And I jumped out the first date swinging
Necks and backs went flinging and a toe
I went psychopathic
Choping throats with a hatchet
Cuz they try to get me"

Not cool, man. Not cool at all. That is some sick shiz. OK, well, the fact that they felt the need to include "a toe" in the description of this person's brutal massacre is a LITTLE funny. Backs, necks, and a toe...wtf.

It's too beautiful a day to worry about this kid's use of Textlish, her desire to root out odd beverage flavors, and all the rest.

Out here on the back patio, the fountain is burblin', the sun is high in a gloriously blue sky, the pomegranates are heavy with blooms like tangerine carnations, the breeze is making the leaves on the pecans and oaks sway gently, and Cesaria Evora is practically breaking my heart as she sings away in her lilting Portuguese.

Life is grand, in other words.

Lee,

Daniel does not like to be called Dan or DJ. You better watch out or you are going to end up in a song like Lauren W wrote about. ;)

I'm actually impressed she seems to have been relatively immune to the taunting and whatnot so far...

Lauren, that kind of stuff is nothing new.  I've been listening to punk since I was 12, and there are gems like the Dead Kennedys' "I kill children".  I think the lyrics consist entirely of "I kill children, I make them die. I kill children, I make their mama's cry".  Despite all that, I am not a violent person.  So, violent lyrics don't bother me, but racist and homophobic lyrics do.

And I agree, Matthew, Chelsea's doing a fantastic job of laughing things off and not getting "butthurt".

I'm impressed, too, Matthew. Individuality means not owing anyone (or a critical mob on Yelp) an answer. Hope she finds her soda.

Personally, I'd like some Gia Black Olive Paste. Anyone seen Gia sauces/pastes (tubes in boxes, like toothpaste) somewhere in Austin?

Lauren - NOW you're catchin up with us...LOL!      I need to be hanging with Carl!

David - Thx for the head-s up on DJ, er uh...oops....Daniel!

Honestly, methinks if yur a self proclaimed Juggalette princess, I think you are already declared sum time ago to NOT GIV A FAWK WHAT ANYONE TINKS!    Thick skin....just sayin....

Colin, not sure this helps much, but HEB has tomato paste in tubes (don't think it's Gia brand, though) which I find really convenient.  Maybe they have olive paste, too?

Just go to the Faygo cooler at Whole Foods. They should have what you are looking for.

Anybody recommend a vegan date restaurant that serves faygo?

*lol jggalos are not a gang.. youtube a few icp interviews.. u will see violent j himself says if u go out killin ppl cus u hear it in our song then ur not a juggalo thats not wut we are...*