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    Phoenix, AZ

    Yelping since

    December 2012

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    • Aug 31, 2019
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      Don't think I've ever had so many negative encounters in my life. This place is infuriating. I will legitimately spend an extra 20 minutes driving just to avoid this place. It's like they get together every day and have a meeting That is all about me and how they're going to piss me off should I happened into the store that day... If you're reading this, band of Fry's Employee nightmares touché, most excellent touché (except by "excellent" I actually mean:
      "Cease and desist immediately before I Pee on the floor and make you clean it up"
      ( And for any of you scholars out there, I hope you caught that ingenious syntax joke where I whipped out my colon right before the pee on the floor for everyone to see) (get it ?? Because just before the last quote I intentionally left behind a " mean : ")(Which now looks like a smiley face ordained with some sort of residue on thy cheek... Maybe it's from the ( : ) ( colon) We Will probably never know....... )fin.

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    • Aug 31, 2019

      If you would like to pass into the late stages of extreme old age while you wait for your pita... Then Pita jungle is the jungle for you... Personally, I'm going to jungle book myself the hell away from this place because they're slow AF all the time... Do they have to grow the pita? Is the pita alive at one point and they have to wrangle it? Perhaps the Pita has feathers at one point and they have to de- feather it....Or maybe!! ... the Jungle Pita is more like the Hunger Games character Pita! A.k.a., legit down low ,camouflage expert. It would make sense !! They have to constantly find the damn slippery pita because it's always camouflaging itself so well that it's literally invisible!!!!! Hidden from sight completely, yet all the while right under their noses. Definitely gives you a lot to think about, don't you think? It's kind of like rain... On your wedding day... Or is it a free ride? A free ride... But maybe you've already paid? Hmmmm...Yes, indeed... fin

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    • Aug 31, 2019

      In all honesty I couldn't care less about anything else that's going on around me when I have a really good seat in front of me. As long as that's taken care of they can literally kick me in the face and I'd still give them five stars because all I care about is the steak.... Is there anyone out there who would like to buy me a steak?... I promise it'll be worth it because you will definitely get more out of the giving spirit then I will devouring an exceptionally well seasoned, juicy ass steak for free. Me love you long time?

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    • Aug 31, 2019

      Professional staff as well as a consistent level of cleanliness in the public dining area. Parking is a little difficult but it is well worth it!

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    • Aug 7, 2019

      Always a good experience some locations you go to and its just not up to par. If I was any to throw away 10 dollars on coffee, I better be he getting the full experience which includes outstanding customer service. These ladies and gents always deliver and I can't thank you enough

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