Ho Ho Ho Chinese

I've ordered a couple times for delievery and ordered the lunch special. It was prompt and for the price it can't be beat. The chowmein was all noodles yet tasty. I got the cashew chicken and it was decent with a huge portion. Lots of veggies so no complaints. I've ordered the chow fun and that was great.

Too bad for all the bad reviews. Hopefully the restaurant learns from it and changes its course. One would hope.

Hate to do it but...

No No No Chinese Gourmet should be the name of this place! I'm sorry but how do they do it? Still in business after all these years? The name itself of Ho Ho Ho was funny enough for me to visit ONCE, but unfortunately probably never again. Funny name...not so fun food! Eeeeek.

Wifey and I went for lunch one weekend on a whim since we were nearby. We always passed it on Sundays near church and finally figured, "Eh, why the Hell not?" Well...I now know why.

Place is not busy AT ALL. I should take that as a sign like I usually do. The prices seemed good enough to warrant a lunch special or 2, so that's what we did. Ordered:

*Shrimp with Lobster Sauce
*Pork Egg Foo Young

Lunch specials come with fried wonton, crab Rangoon, steamed or fried rice, or lo mein noodles. Value for sure at under $7 for each special. But that's about where all the good ends.

Food itself? OMG - soooooo salty! Soooooo artificially saucy!!!!! Thick sauces over everything! The Shrimp with Lobster Sauce was just WEIRD - clearish sauce with barely any shrimp in it, mixed with some random veggies. Sauce didn't even taste like lobster! No other taste but salty. Pork Egg Foo Young was a ruse as well. Totally frozen-type egg foo young patties fried (in old oil possibly since they were greasy), then topped with some dark soy-based salt that was you guessed it, SALTY. Even worse, no pork at all in the egg foo young! The little pork bits were in the SAUCE! Who does that? That's how I could tell their egg foo young was a frozen product and not at all fresh. It wasn't very tasty. The accompanying lo mein noodles we chose that came with the lunch special was no good either. Basically noodles with some of their sweet (but still salty) teriyaki-ish sauce! No veggies added! Bah. The fried wontons and crab Rangoon were basically an afterthought too, soggy.

We're lucky we had bottles of water with us for lunch because oh boy, we really needed them. So much water to balance out all that salt!

About the only thing Ho Ho Ho Chinese GOURMET has going for them is their prices. The food? Not gourmet.

#nononochinesegourmet

I have been here a couple of times. However this will probably be my last time.

I got the mongolian beef lunch special and a hot and sour soup.

Mongolian beef.. probably about 8 pieces of beef and mostly onion. Should be called Mongolian onions. Sauce was way too sweet. $5.95.

What was really bad however was the hot and sour soup. From the taste and texture I could easily tell it was from last night. From my picture the soup I put on the box, almost looks like snot. Having been in the restaurant business for many years I know that this is actually congealed cornstarch. This pint cost $3.25. I had one taste and spit it out. Hot and sour soup costs like nothing to put together. I know it's bad to waste. But really....left over hot and sour soup... Just throw it out. Don't save it for the next day.

Dirty dirty dirty！！！

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I saw the old chef use hands touch face and nose then keep cooking ! Did him have health card ? If yes ,how did him got it !

The WORST egg foo yung I have ever had the misfortune of attempting to digest.

These lumps of doughy, eggless transgressions cannot be described using "family-friendly" words. I still await the "egg" in this concoction. Where are the eggs? Who stated this was an egg dish? If it had been advertised as a bread product, I might understand the consistency, but this alleged egg product leaves EVERYTHING to be desired,

And, since I cannot send it back (UberEATS), I am here to warn all others to STAY AWAY from the egg-based products of this "eatery:" term used loosely.

Was looking for a dish I had with a white creamy sauce w/veggies but this is what I got - a gelatinous MESS! With all the Chinese options I'd try china gourmet or china 1 - they're much better
Or if you find yourself in china town (or China block lol) try pho Kim long (best pho)
Joyful house or Sam woo ALLL GOOD!!

HO Ho Ho is a cool name for this joint. It around the corner from me. Food is served in styrofoam containers. They do have a soda fountain but go for the coke in the can. Cheap eats too. Fast and the young guy was nice and answered my ?'s As for food not too bad. Every thing is in a plastic container,soy sauce,mustard and so on. Could use a deep cleaning.

Just say NO NO NO to HO HO HO!


I made the mistake of using their restroom after I had just placed my order for garlic shrimp.

It was dirty, the sink had black dirt residue it was so filthy and the bathroom is also used as a storage facility. Although they had toilet seat covers in boxes, they were not stocked for use.

I was on lunch at work and decided on the garlic shrimp w/lo mein soft noodles.

There was very little shrimp, it was mostly water chestnuts, bamboo shoots and mushrooms. I really think it should be named garlic mushroom because that was all it was.

The lo mein noodles were even horrible as they were way too salty, thick and dry with zero flavor.

That was my first and last visit!

I have had some bad chinese food in the past however this really is the worst I have ever had no doubt!

It is an insult to associate the word gourmet in any way, shape or form with this disaster of a "chinese" restaurant.

NEVER AGAIN

MY MISTAKE FOR NOT READING YELP REVIEWS PRIOR TO VISIT AS I HAVE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE. I WAS ON LUNCH FROM WORK AND DROVE BY AND STOPPED, IF I HAD READ YELP FIRST THEN I WOULD HAVE NEVER STOPPED TO DINE HERE!

I ordered, fried rice, cheese ragoons and orange chicken and everything was horrible.

I'll never order food from this place again.

I'm only rating a 4 since 5 stars is giving a description of 'As good as it gets'. Well, I'm sure not everyone agrees that this place is as good as it gets, and yes I have a couple Chinese take-out/delivery places that I frequent so the description of 'Yay! I'm a fan" I think will be just fine.

Back when I came out to Las Vegas in 2006 during a Summer internship, I needed to find a place to get good General Tso's chicken, my number one go-to Chinese dish that there's never a bad time for eating in my world! A friend I met out here suggested the place Ho Ho Ho to me. When I found out where it was located, I was very happy as it was a mere 6 minutes up the road from my parents house in Summerlin!

The General Tso's chicken that I ate was absolutely amazing! Very much like the General Tso's chicken I frequented from a place when I was in college during my last two years! Yes, there's often a lot of breading more than chicken itself, but they've actually managed to modify the recipe over the last couple years to be a perfect, even distribution of both.

They also used to serve the chicken in a paper carton, and now they serve it in a nice easy to manage plastic container with a lid to secure the freshness!

They are also one of the only places I frequent that has duck sauce packets which I'm always dousing my steamed rice in!

I'm proud to say that I have been ordering from Ho Ho Ho for 10 years now and they can always rely on me to get my usual 'General Tso's chicken, no veggies, with steamed rice, pot stickers, and a Diet Coke!'