Although I could probably think of a few more reasons...

But this totally made my morning: baconbaconbaconbaconbaco…

I saw a bacon bumpersticker this morning and for a quick second I said....alright with the bacon hype already!

Then I realized bacon IS truly immune to "jumping the shark."

move over bacon... now there's something meatier.

i would gladly give up bacon for love, true or otherwise.

I likey likey.

My wife is actually better than bacon. Swear to God.
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but bacon makes my wife better

it's called a Wife-Wrap in the Kama Sutra

its a filthy animal

I like bacon wrapped bacon with a tall glass of bacon on the rocks.

Bacon will never make you take her to Ikea instead of watching the game with the guys.

Number 2 reason is my favorite one. ha ha

and Bacon Bashes rule!
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

its a filthy animal
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what's up Ski?  
"but bacon is good, pork chops are good"

love does not make s'mores taste like angel tears.

the smell of bacon in the morning and I don't even eat meat

Bacon maple bar!!!!!

the origional is still the best, but its a helluva drive to portland to go to Voodoo donuts

whoa, whoa...bacon in s'mores?!

I missed it

Hazel, you have never had a bacon s'more?!!

Bacon S'more = probably the best thing to ever come out of Smoking weed while camping.

thats right!  

bacon wont cheat on you.... wont make fun of you...  it wont abandon or disapoint you either!!!

I can't believe I've never thought of the bacon s'more. I can't wait to try that now!

mmm BACON!~!!

#7  It wards of people from every ethnicity and gender equally in compliance with Yelp's limited definition of acceptable speech.

Bacon wrapped Garlic Bulbs.....yum....

It truly is the candy of meats.

Soft Shell Crab BLT's with Cascabel Aioli:

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i like to watch my man fry bacon naked.  the fear in his eyes when the bacon starts to sizzle makes me giggle.

Sunny, you are a trouble maker.