Teeth

If you love a dive bar with good food, Teeth is a great spot to check out, especially for their massive 3-level outdoor patio!

When we first arrived, we were greeted by Francisco who whipped us up delicious passion fruit margaritas. We ordered this because we saw another person order it and the tajin and chamoy rim was so well done we couldn't pass it up. Of course accompanied by a shot of our go-to tequila espelon.

As we were sitting at the bar, we got to talking to the new owner Robbie, who shared they took over the bar in Oct 2023 and working to bring it back to its glory. You can tell the passion n care he has for the bar. He did tell us they were having a burger and beer special for $15 on Mondays. We had just come from dinner down the street, but I couldn't pass up trying a smash burger and I added some tots. I gotta say best tots at a bar I've had in a long time. The burger itself was pretty tasty, I'd just order it with no lettuce and tomato. It's a messy one but it's quite filling.

In my convo with them they mentioned they don't charge to reserve space in their patio and no minimum spends. They can setup special food and drink menus catered to your party. Which makes this a new go-to for planning get together because the back patio itself is very much a cool spot.

Definitely will be back for the .50 cent wing Wednesdays as well

Been here a few times and LOVE it! The drinks are not watered down, the staff is fast and hardworking, and you can't go wrong with Wing Wednesday!

I came with a group of around 15 people and they were able to accommodate us out on the patio. I ordered the 40 wings + margarita pitcher and split it with two other people. The wings came out very quickly, crispy, and tasty - especially the lemon pepper ones! We were perfectly full and got a nice buzz from the margaritas. Definitely recommend coming here for an after-work happy hour, the wing deal, or if you're just stopping by the Mission district!

I haven't done a wing Wednesday in a while, so when a couple friends suggested going after an event, I thought why not?

To my surprise, teeth doesn't force you to order an alcoholic drink to participate in wing Wednesday (thank goodness as I was driving). You have to order 1 drink to order 10 wings, 2 for 20, etc. Each wing is priced at 25 cents, but don't over order! No take out boxes.

My friends and I ended up getting the whole bevy of flavors and I honestly enjoyed them all. The wings came out fast and they were juicy and flavorful.

The scene is eclectic and the music is loud and the floor is sticky - your classic dive bar.

Teeth is a fun bar. The bartenders and staff are great. The front area was full of young people. The patio area was for more older people. I'm here because of Paolo's review. He mentioned 50 cent wing Wednesdays. A pint of Modelo and 10 wings is about $13. I tried their buffalo and lemon pepper on the first round. The wings are on the smaller side and very salty. You will need ranch. For the 2nd round, I tried their BBQ and teriyaki. The first round was much better. It was tough to eat 20 wings and garlic fries. The wings tasted less delicious the more I ate them. The little carrot and celery sticks were a nice change of pace. The garlic fries felt dry. An hour later, my mouth is still wonky from eating all that salt.

STILL one more of my FAVORITE bars in the Mission. Lively music, fantastic service and great Happy Hour. It was really refreshing to do wing Wednesday here last night. The habanero flavor is my go-to but definitely enjoyed the buffalo and bbq! Paired it with some tasty seasoned fries and a cider. Everyone must've got the same memo because it was packed on a Wednesday!

Very excited for the new owners to take over this spot! In my opinion, Teeth has the best outdoor space in the back. I'm really looking forward to watching games and hanging out in that large space as the weather warms up. Bonus: there were heat lamps on in addition to a giant tent to shield from the rain.

Don't read the bs poor reviews that have been posted previously. Go visit the crew and get a taste of it for yourself - you won't be disappointed.

Looking forward to coming back on the regular!

We came to Teeth recently for a friend's birthday celebration! They were able to accommodate a very large group of people which was awesome.

$20 for their bottomless mimosas was a really good deal for SF! The staff was all super friendly in topping us off and ensuring everyone had a nice time. I had lots of fun, albeit, a massive headache later haha.

The food was surprisingly good. I say surprisingly only because I'm usually pretty anti-brunch food but this spot was very good! The tater tots were cooked perfectly crunchy and soft inside, the sandwiches were all seasoned very well and came with excellent breads.

I would come back for this brunch for sure! A bonus is that they were playing Harry Potter inside hehe.

Fun drag brunch! Large outdoor patio. Great cocktails. Friendly staff. Easy location.

These clowns have the worst customers, especially on "Wing Wednesdays." What started as a fun money saving way to get your wing fix has turned into the lords of ghettoville crawling out from under their rocks to flock here. People pour out of the restaurant and hang out for literal hours blasting music, fighting, yelling, twerking, and just generally being disrespectful to any and all neighbors. They block the sidewalk and invite violence with their presence and behavior. There is literally a fight. Every. Single. Week. Some weeks more than one. Ridiculous and unacceptable. On top of this, the security guards seem to know a lot of the offenders and join in with the nonsense quite often. I'm not sure how any customer or neighbor can feel safe, especially after a certain time, and that is totally avoidable if only the owners cared to change the environment, starting with the type of staff they hire. Terribly ran buisness. It really pisses me off to see so many good businesses closing down, yet places like this are still open. I think a major overhaul is in order ASAP!! To any potential customers, save your money and protect your safety. Find somewhere else to go!!

My recent visit to Teeth left me with an overwhelmingly negative impression, all thanks to one individual who seemed determined to ruin the evening - the bartender. It's unfortunate when a single person can mar an entire experience, but in this case, it was impossible to ignore.

First and foremost, it was evident that this bartender was severely lacking in basic customer service skills. Upon our arrival, she displayed a disinterest in taking our order and barely acknowledged the presence of our group. Our initial interaction with her left much to be desired, but things took a turn for the worse when we placed our orders.

To our astonishment, the bartender singled out a member of our group who was sober and declared that she was not allowed to have any more drinks. This abrupt and unwarranted judgment was both embarrassing and unnecessary.

To compound matters, approximately 10 minutes later, the same bartender abruptly stormed across the room as the group was sitting at the booths with the intent of ejecting our group from the establishment, all because the same individual had taken a single sip of her beer. Her approach was confrontational, and her words were far from polite. She shouted, "You guys need to leave; I was pretty damn nice when I warned you before!"

The sheer audacity of her behavior left our group in disbelief. We were all there simply trying to enjoy a beer and engage in a game of shuffleboard. It's important to note that our group was far from being loud, disrespectful, drunk, or sloppy, which makes the bartender's actions all the more perplexing.

In fact, her actions were so unreasonable that even the bouncer stationed at the front entrance rolled his eyes when she persisted in her efforts to have us removed. This blatant display of unprofessionalism marred what should have been a pleasant evening at the bar.

In conclusion, our experience at this establishment was overwhelmingly negative due to the bartender's shocking lack of professionalism and erratic behavior. We expected to enjoy a relaxed evening but were instead subjected to an unpleasant encounter that has left us with a lasting impression.

We ended up going to a different bar after in the Mission, where the staff was happy to have us and they were on their best behavior.

Since my comment got flagged , I will go ahead and edit my review. This place has been somewhere we have been coming to for YEARS. It's very unfortunate to see that the new management has made the locals feel very uncomfortable, unwelcome, unappreciated. The vibe has completely changed and NOT for the better. The music taste from the management is horrible. There is constant fights. You do not feel safe.

The ONLY good thing is the burger ran from a different owner and entity. We will only be ordering or getting to go orders .

Other than that save your money and find a different bar.