Soup Flavored Blankets

This is garbage. They've got some filthy syphilitic foreigner from Iceland or something that can't get a fucking order straight. Also, worst handjob ever.

This place wasn't even open the one time I rode past it. Like, what's the point?

LOL LOL LOL These guys are hilarious. Pretty sure they are working really hard to keep their average rating below two stars. They'll rick roll you every time. AKA Deep Playa Trolls :) #winning #jokeisonyou

I first heard about this place from a local at Brunos mumbling on and on about soupy blankets or some $h!t. Really the only good thing I can say about this place is it had a lot of parking. FYD!

Between humping our legs and making us feel Paul's balls (he has 3!), this place is better at handing out sexual harassment than actual soup. It took an hour of waiting in line behind two people because the soup-makers were so damn chatty. Good company, but soup was a package of ramen with boiled water. The blankets were warm and nice to cuddle in after being blasted by a dust storm, and they definitely tasted like soup. I don't think the soup makers had washed their hands in several days.

We drove by in our art car in the middle of the day and saw a line.  Really, who serves hot soup in the middle of the day.  And there was no place to sit, all of the blankets must have been taken as well.  Not even sure how this was considered a placed art piece, how many times can Andy Warhol be ripped off - really, there was only 1 can of soup.  You ruined my burn.

Previous reviews about hard to find location and LACK OF RESERVATIONS are all correct, hope you don't have anywhere important to be while you circle the block looking for the place. Soup was good, although I didn't see the food safety rating anywhere (which I'm pretty sure is illegal). They do let you bring in your own booze, which is kind of nice. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if I went back to find this place long gone.

Austin told me about the soup flavored blankets at a Mexican restaurant in San Diego, which is frankly kind of rude since there was neither soup (not even menudo) nor blankets at the restaurant in question. Also, I think he was high.

Absolutely despicable, showing up in the middle of the cold cold night and serving warm soup of all varieties. Too long of a line. No saltines visible. Absolutely do not recommend. I guarantee it.

I went there on Friday and found signs asking for soup donations!
Hello! Can you spell "supply chain" people! ;-).   )*(
I'm making a reservation now for next year before it's too late.