Schmoozies!

For years, I have seen plenty of posts in Disney groups about this location and always made it a point to try. I seem to have never been in the mood for a shake when I'm in the area, but I finally tried the iconic Make Mine Mocha!

Thankfully after a long day of long lines, I was able to mobile order and pay at this location to skip get another line. It was super easy to place the order, and then select I was here to prepare the order. It was fairly quick to receive as this location wasn't busy on a rainy day. Though it was rainy, this cold coffee shake with chocolate really satisfied my sweet tooth!

The stand is pretty cute and I love that it is in the Hollywood area, which means there is plenty of seating if you want to sit down to enjoy. Their drinks are portable if you want to enjoy on the go as well. Definitely don't sleep on this one like I did!

Tasty smoothies and shakes!

Schmoozies is so good!! Delicious shakes with cute Mickey designs. You can't go wrong here. Schmoozies is located in Disney California Adventure, near the Hollywood themed area (going towards the theater and Monsters Inc ride).

This is a grab and go type establishment. You walk up, order, wait a few minutes and then you are on your way. I like the smoothie/ shake idea because you can keep walking around the park and suck it down while you go lol You don't have to sit down to enjoy it. So, it is convenient if you are heading to another part of the park, or if you are about to stand in a long line. Prices are very fair. Service is great.

Schmoozies is located in California Adventure, across from the Animation Academy. My friends and I were craving something sweet and refreshing as a treat on our Disney trip so we decided to stop by Schmoozies! This was my first time ever trying Schmoozies and I've heard great things about it, so I was excited to try one of their smoothies.

We got in line around 6pm and the line was pretty long but it moved fast! We got our drinks within 15 minutes.

I got the Strawberry Banana Sensation, which is a smoothie with strawberries, bananas, low-fat yogurt & strawberry - pineapple juice. I was unfortunately pretty disappointed. The smoothie was super icey and watery, and I had to chew some ice chunks. It lacked the creaminess that a smoothie usually had, and the flavor was bland. It tasted like blended ice with small bits of strawberries in it.

My friend got the affogato, which she enjoyed. I'd probably avoid the smoothies here from now on, but maybe I'll go back to try the affogato.

Inside the California Adventure side; going towards Monster Inc. ride. Delicious and their drinks are seasonal. Didn't post menu again because it changes but you can look on Disney app. Have to order on Disney food app which I like. Drinks are huge enough to order 2 and share with 3 people unless you want your own and don't like sharing food. I like sharing just so I can order from different food place. The s'mores drink was too chocolate and the whip wasn't whip and didn't taste like marshmallow? Gram crackers on the side top cup. Place still gets 5 star because 99% of the time it's delicious, this was only time I didn't like the drink but my kids loved it. They do offer alcoholic drinks

Placed a mobile order for an affogato and one of the seasonal drinks (dulce de leche shake). Waited about 10 minutes after clicking "I'm here" and people who walked up and placed their orders received their drinks before I did.
The shake looked just like the one pictured on the menu, was festive looking, but unfortunately too sweet for my liking. On the other hand, the affogato was delicious and I recommend this if you want a caffeine fix!
No magic key discount :(

Tried the new Dulce De Leche Shake- (whipped topping, caramel sauce, 2 "Mickey ear" golden Oreos, and red and green sprinkles on the rim) The shake was aesthetically pleasing, but VERY sweet and mostly whipped cream. I wouldnt call it a shake IMO. If you like whipped cream, it's like a Starbucks pup cup but for humans lol

These were super good but could be colder! Also bring your patience. I did a mobile order and got the verification that my order was ready. I could see my drink but NO ONE would acknowledge me at the window. By the time I got my drink it was not super cold. I don't like my drinks room temperature and I don't think I'm the only one to be honest. When I told the employee my drink wasn't very cold she shrugged her shoulders.
Then I order my daughter a mango smoothie through mobile order. Got verification that it was ready and sent her. They told her it wasn't ready yet she said it was on the counter. I asked her what happened, exactly, she said she tapped on the window to get the employees attention and they got mad. So I went with her this time. Again, no one acknowledges people at the window. As I approached the window another lady leaving told me GOOD LUCK!
Hey Disney, hire MORE people for your smoothie shop. This was ridiculous! It's way more efficient at Jamba Juice.

Forever coming to DCA and this was the first time I've stopped in to try out Schmoozies. This is an order window spot with nearby seating around the park. The menu mostly consists of frozen beverages and milkshakes. I noticed they had a watermelon lemonade and for this warm weekend day it was a real win.

The flavor was tart, juicy, and refreshing - with a right amount of sweetness. The price is on par with Disneyland. Just something to be expected.

I ordered on the mobile app and it was ready within 5 minutes. Can't beat that!

Watermelon lemonade was refreshing. However, the soft serve that was added was so thicccc that you'll basically be enjoying this separately. You'll drink all the juice first and then just still be eating soft serve after.

It's a pleasant and refreshing beverage for a hot summer day but I wouldn't go out of my way for this unless I was craving a dessert and happen to be right here.

The mangonada was a huge miss. Maybe because it's Disneyland, but it was lacking the "spice" to be considered a mangonada. I would rate it a 2/10.

The affogato was good! I would get it again, but because i was only offered a paper straw, it makes me hesitant because the straws kept melting.