Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Quality landscaping often requires fertilizer. The best natural fertilizer is bull shit. That's why, with inventory running low, they invited the outgoing president to leave a steaming truckload of the freshest bullshit. I hope to avail my victory garden of the finest bullshit known to man. People are telling me it's the best bullshit they've ever seen.

The business supports a racist who put children in cages. Plus they have decided to inject themselves in lies and conspiracy. COVID super spreader business.

Not actually a landscaping service but actually an illegal coyote program offering trump supporters their services in migrating to Mexico

Yeah these guys had big security men guarding the gate. Place smelt bad, disregarding Covid 19 protocols. Not sure what politics and getting my lawn done go together.

Tried calling several times but no answer. I wanted to get a quote on a large project we've been planning and saving for. It seems like they've changed direction and now offer voter fraud propaganda services as opposed to landscaping. Avoid.

Great landscapers, not so good at supporting democracy. Needed to pick up a few tools for the yard today and was surprised to see a swarm of reporters-- apparently this is now a staging location for losing presidential campaigns? Don't know why they'd give up a really good business!

I didn't know about this place until the clown over at the White House decided that he would have a conference here. There's still time to call it all off, but I guess they love the negative reviews.

This is arguably the worst place to go. The best thing about this business is you don't have to use it. They are unprofessional and they are rude. They are also massively overpriced.

The free Trump publicity isn't worth your reputation. It's not too late to cancel! My team and I won't be coming back here.

When you are looking to suppress Democracy look no further than this establishment for all your Press Conference needs. Their combination of voter intimidation and lack of legal sanity make this every budding dictator's dream. Whether you are plotting a military coup or trying to hold back the will of the people this place has what it takes. Their team of constitutional lawyers are standing by to help you suppress your population. Simply the best at being the worst let Four Seasons Landscaping destroy your Democracy once and for all.
Also they validate parking

Avoid like the plague, terrible people. Said they were going to build a wall four years ago and that my neighbor would pay for it. Never came through, just a bunch of lies and for whatever reason they spend way too much time on Twitter. Seriously just strange people.

Four Seasons did a wonderful job of terminating my big orange president in a comforting and supportive environment. They consoled him and provided him with unlimited tissues and stuffed animal time. Their Safe Space allowed my large wet president - who is Extremely Not Mad, by the way - to let off steam in a safe way and he did not seriously injure himself through tantrums. 5/5 would recommend for all interventions and crisis management.

I never leave reviews but this place is horrible! They ran over my dog with their lawn mower!! And then refuses to help with vet bills. A month later and now they are trying to sue me!?? For damaging their lawn mower! I can't believe it. They are the ones who ran over and killed my dog. I do not recommend this company!!

I show up to get an estimate for a spring cleanup  and i see several obese men in adult diapers rambling on about conspiracies and fraud.  Something about maggots.  The whole thing was frightening and I'm worried I might have covid now.

If you want your lawn handled by garbage people this is the place for you.  They do not care about you lawn, your life,  or your planet. Just their own pocketbook.

Went in for some Mushrooms and a Wall, and all they had were pathetic Gaslights.  Sad.

Asked them to spruce up my lawn but all that happened is they planted this 300 pound orange piece of garbage on it. I've asked all my friends (about 75 million of them) and they ALL want it removed.  SAD!

Nonsense, rubbish, tomfoolery & malarkey.  Don't get your political info where you also buy manure.

They told me that they would put up my fence for nothing and Mexico would pay for it. Then they charged me $3,000 dollars and I found out that they didn't pay any taxes on it because they employed only illegals. When I said I wasn't happy they kept whining. They told me they would whine so much I would get sick of the whining. I did get sick of the whining and will use a different company for at least the next four years.

They insisted on digging a hole and burying what looked like election ballots.  Said they'd be back to dig them up after election.   The MAGA hats had me suspicious.