Four Seasons Total Landscaping

I had them come out to enrich a bunch of manure and boy did they step up to the bar! Was looking for just the right enhancer for my compost pile and they were super responsive , even on a Saturday!

I mean come on four seasons. Real shitty move you just pulled.

I'm only still typing because according to this app my review is not long enough. If you really support trump, you've just lost good people as customers.

Word of mouth goes a long long way

Garbage venue
When you host the evil presidents dummy lawyers you know this isn't a place to go. I will not hold any more business meetings here.  I don't I don't think I am going to take any of my convention meetings with all my employees cause gosh darnit I employ a lot of them but we don't like what this place is doing the president is goon and his lawyers are 2 bit LA hacks that will try and threaten the integrity of this election if only for the chance to make a little bit of moneyGo suck an egg 4 seasons you and your whole stupid thing and you know what while I'm at it what is even the deal anyway why is it called 4 seasons landscaping stupid it's stupid and you should be embarrassed.

(Done with voice to text so you know its good )

NO PLATFORM for manure.

Lots of tiki torches and pitchforks.

Interested in changing  their name to Desert Wasteland as Four Seasons was fake news?

Sows election confusion.

Lonely Island actual cornerstone of total failure.

One star (in a capitalist, soulless, idolatrous death cult way).

I called to ask about needing a big load of fresh manure.  They said they had a new load coming in later this morning.

I called to get a quote on repairing a hole in our lawn.  The man who answered the phone was speaking Russian and all I heard in the background was a lot of loud sobbing.  So much crying.  Big tears.  Huge.

Their landscaping is beautiful. Their choice to play a part in the dismantling of American Democracy, not so much.

There's still time to cancel this press conference. Otherwise, you'll be a footnote in a dark chapter of future history books.

Pretty sad when the only place that will host your "news conference" is a landscaping company.... Sure they're loving the free advertisement from lame duck on Twitter

This place is a hotbed for coronavirus super spreaders. Do not visit unless you want to get COVID. I don't know why they would allow these super spreaders there.

Heard they are allowing a press conference that will undermine the democratic process in Pennsylvania.
If they can't understand vote counting and math, how good of a business can they be?

They were better when they supported Bushes.
Not when they sowed the seeds of a coup

Hung up on me when I called to ask about their special "we will build a wall & have Mexico pay for it". Seriously where is a gal to find a honest racist landscaper?

They eat babies.  Over 500 of them. They also employ this guy who looks like a cross between Dracula and Mr Burns

I asked to have my lawn fertilized and they sent a clown to shit on our democracy instead

This is located right across from a crematorium, so there might be bad spirits.  Also, frequented by people who might be superspreaders.

Buyer beware! They said they would build the best and most beautiful privacy wall between me and my neighbor, then dumped hundreds of used toilets in my yard and billed me $100k.  What am I supposed to do with hundreds of useless toilets?

The customer service I received from Don Jr. was deplorable. He was sweaty, nervous (drugs maybe?) and wouldn't stop speaking in all caps. At one point I just felt bad for him because it just seemed like he wanted to know he was loved.

they specialize in manure. Specifically in regards to septic tanks. I hear their A-Team is on its way to the White House right this moment to clean out a severe case of overflow...they'll probably get stiffed for the bill.

Why choose any old landscaping business for your needs when you can choose one that will gladly allow its name and reputation be dragged thru the mud, to help spew nonsense voter "fraud" allegations?

They hung up on me and were very rude when all I wanted was some grass. Unacceptable behavior, i would not recommend this for landscaping or anything else.