Colony Cafe

the rats tasted good.

the service existed.

the rats hanging on the celling were nice ambiance and food.

I really loved the little cockroaches running around all over the place. I also loved how the food tasted like literal garbage. I also love how it costed 20 dollars for a cheeseburger. And finally, best part is I found a dead rat in the corner of the restaurant. Truly amazing. No but seriously, do they like only clean for inspections and than immediately after that make it the dirtiest place ever?

Deserved 0 Stars, this place deserves to be shut down. There was rats hanging by it's tail on the ceiling and one even fell on my plate of food. After this experience I felt pretty depressed and sad because I had brought my whole family (Including Grandparents) to a seemingly nice cafe. One waiter had slapped my grandma and had insulted her.

Wow, just wow. This was absolutely a date destination!!
The cockroaches set the perfect ambiance while a rat hung out of your burger. And you KNOW you're going to get a horrible drink when they are so pricey!! Definitely deserves to have Yelp add negative reviews! Congrats!!

Colony Cafe is not very good. Why? Because when I walked in the host had an attitude, yelling at the waitress + waitress. She was yelling at them, saying that they didn't do their work right. Even though from my experience they were. She also made the girl cry, calling her useless, and annoying. She fired the girl in front of my face. Causing the girl to cry and have a breakdown in front of me. I canceled my order and left. Never going back again.

Inside Colony Hotel, this cafe is an amazing place. Visiting Florida, I didn't know where to eat! i searched the whole yelp until i found this adorable and awesome place. When i sat down, there were three adorable mice who crawled up my shoulder. I felt so happy- this restaurant is a five star place.
then i saw these cute little cockroaches!

Food was mediocre at best. Somebody check on their grandma though, looks like her house was ransacked to decorate the establishment. Overall not too bad!

Two stars.

Got jumped in the parking lot. Needs better lighting.

OK I thought the reviews were joking but nooooooo I arrive and there is a live rat on my table eating leftover food so I had to find another table but nope they all had coach a roaches I sat down and they immediately gave me the bill charging me a total of 500 bucks I asked them what it was for and they said because you chose a special seat like what I asked for a omelet but inside the egg was a fly I asked what that was about and they said that it's nutritions and they charged me 59 bucks for so the so called "service" do not go trust the reviews

everyone says that their are rats so i'm guessing that the rats are the ones actually cooking the food since people are seeing rats everywhere and finding rat tails in their food

great food, the people fighting and the rats hanging from the ceiling give the place a nice atmosphere, besides the horrible service makes the place feel even better, i would give 10 stars if i could