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"I Can't Go On.  I'll Go On."

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Location

Brooklyn, NY

Yelping Since

November 2008

Find Me In

a state of constant consternation.

My Hometown

Foxrock, Ireland

When I'm Not Yelping...

I am Yelping.  No.  I am.  Yelping.

All Reviews

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287 Pleasant St
Northampton, MA 01060
(413) 585-0990

Ye Ol' Watering Hole  

Category: Dive Bars

3 star rating
 5/5/2009  
I don't feel that either, words falling, you don't know where, you don't know whence, drops of silence through the silence, I don't feel it, I don't feel a mouth on me, nor a head, do I feel an ear, frankly now, do I feel an ear, well frankly now I don't, so much the worse, I don't feel an ear either, this is awful, make an effort, I must feel something, yes, I feel something, they say I feel something, I don't know what it is, I don't know what I feel, tell me what I feel and I'll tell you who I am, they'll tell me who I am, and I'll have heard, without an ear I'll have heard, and I'll have said it, without a mouth I'll have said it, I'll have said it inside me, then in the same breath outside me, perhaps that's what I feel, an outside and an inside and me in the middle, perhaps that's what I am, the thing that divides the world in two, on the one side the outside, on the other the inside, that can be as thin as foil, I'm neither one side nor the other, I'm in the middle, I'm the partition, I've two surfaces and no thickness, perhaps that's what I feel, myself vibrating, I'm the tympanum, on the one hand the mind, on the other the world, I don't belong to either.

Nothing to be done.

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29 Main St
Northampton, MA 01063

The Dirty Truth  

Categories: Bars, Breweries

1 star rating
 5/5/2009  
Gentlemen, I don't know what came over ... sure there wasn't a word of truth in it...in all that what truth will there be?  Dirty?  Hardly.

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128 Bedford Avenue
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 384-7768

Soft Spot Bar  

Categories: Bars, Restaurants
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - North Side

4 star rating
 4/5/2009  
This place, if I could describe this place, no place around me, there's no end to me, I don't know what it is, it isn't flesh, it doesn't end, it's like air.

Nothing to be done.

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709 Lorimer St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 302-3770

Pete's Candy Store  

Categories: Music Venues, Dive Bars
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - North Side

4 star rating
 4/5/2009  
The beers of the world are a constant quantity. For each one who begins to drink, somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh.  Let us not then speak ill of our generation, it is not any unhappier than its predecessors.   Let us not speak well of it either.  Let us not speak of it at all.

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218 Bedford Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 387-7322

Spoonbill & Sugartown Booksellers  

Category: Bookstores
Neighborhoods: Williamsburg - South Side, Williamsburg - North Side

2 star rating
 4/5/2009  
Books are nothing more than a record of death.  Saying is inventing. Wrong, very rightly wrong. You invent nothing, you think you are inventing, you think you are escaping, and all you do is stammer out your lesson, the remnants of a pensum one day got by heart and long forgotten, life without tears, as it is wept.

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218 Bedford Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 599-0977

Verb Cafe  

Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighborhoods: Williamsburg - South Side, Williamsburg - North Side

3 star rating
 4/5/2009  
If I have said anything to the contrary I was mistaken. If I say anything to the contrary again I shall be mistaken again. Unless I am mistaken now. Into the dossier with it in any case, in support of whatever thesis you fancy.

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338 Bedford Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 384-9500

Bonita - CLOSED 

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - South Side

3 star rating
 4/5/2009  
Food is the idea itself, unaware of the world of phenomena, existing ideally outside the universe, apprehended not in Space but in Time only, and consequently untouched by the teleological hypothesis.

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311 Bedford Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 963-1238

Khao Sarn  

Category: Thai
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - South Side

3 star rating
 3/2/2009  
Thrift is a virtue.  If I have said anything to the contrary I was mistaken. If I say anything to the contrary again I shall be mistaken again. Unless I am mistaken now. Into the dossier with it in any case, in support of whatever thesis you fancy.

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237 Bedford Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11211

La Nonna  

Categories: Italian, Pizza
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - South Side

4 star rating
 3/2/2009  
I simply believe that I can say nothing that is not true, I mean that has not happened, it's not the same thing but no matter. Yes, that's what I like about me, at least on of the things, that I can say, Up the Republic!, for example, or, Sweetheart!, for example, without having to wonder whether I should not rather have cut my tongue out, or said something else.  That said, being as it was and is, this some damn fine pizza.

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81 S. 6th Street
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 387-5389

Bembe  

Category: Bars
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - South Side

3 star rating
 2/16/2009  
The fact is, it seems, that the most you can hope is to be a little less, in the end, the creature you were in the beginning, and the middle.

Nothing to be done.

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