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"Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford."
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98 Useful, 79 Funny, and 62 Cool
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Location
Chicago, IL
Yelping SinceDecember 2006
Things I Love Find Me InAndersonville
My HometownChicago, IL
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...industrialist
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI'm smrt
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I ReadCloud Atlas by David Mitchell
My First ConcertProbably some basement punk show circa 1993
My Favorite MovieNorth By Northwest
My Last Meal On EarthAugustiner Edelstoff Beer - 5 liters will do
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I, David Cross -- me, not the character ... am bald.
Current CrushGrape (eat it, Pineapple)
Lists
Stop Drinking Crap Beer
13 ItemsA work in progress - places that don't suck and that have something for me to order other than Hacker Pshorr.
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1. Hopleaf Bar
I'm a beer fan so this is heaven. Hopleaf was… -
2. Simon's Tavern
Good jukebox, good beer on tap and pretty… -
3. The Bluebird
This review is just for drinks. Seemed like a…
Andersonville
28 ItemsStuff in my hood, mostly restaurants. Listed from best to... umm not best.
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1. Anteprima
Among stiff competition, this is probably my… -
2. Piatto Pronto
This place is great. The owner is super friendly,… -
3. Hopleaf Bar
I'm a beer fan so this is heaven. Hopleaf was…
Top Restaurants
12 ItemsSome of my favorite dining destinations in the city.
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1. Spacca Napoli
I asked our waiter where they got their buffalo… -
2. Antica Pizzeria
I love going to a place and having the waitstaff… -
3. Big Jones
Best hamburger possible... my pregnant friend said…
