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Joel "Downtown (but confusingly doesn't go downtown)" S.'s Profile

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"Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford."

Elite 2009

profile votes icon Review votes:
98 Useful, 79 Funny, and 62 Cool

Location

Chicago, IL

Yelping Since

December 2006

Things I Love

elitism

Find Me In

Andersonville

My Hometown

Chicago, IL

My Blog Or Website

http://downtownjoel.bl.../

When I'm Not Yelping...

industrialist

Why You Should Read My Reviews

I'm smrt

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.twoplustwo.com

The Last Great Book I Read

Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell

My First Concert

Probably some basement punk show circa 1993

My Favorite Movie

North By Northwest

My Last Meal On Earth

Augustiner Edelstoff Beer - 5 liters will do

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I, David Cross -- me, not the character ... am bald.

Current Crush

Grape (eat it, Pineapple)

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