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Location

Milpitas, CA

Yelping Since

October 2008

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Milpitas but originally from KC Missouri

My Hometown

Independence,MO

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Beacause I am honest

Current Crush

My Wife

Recent Reviews

83 Reviews

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752 E Calaveras Blvd
Milpitas, CA 95035
(408) 586-9067

It's A Grind  

Category: Coffee & Tea

4 star rating
 4/2/2009  
This place is like Starbucks and Pete's rolled into one, but with a better atmosphere. The beverages are just as tasty as anywhere else and you don't have to wait 20 minutes in a long line. The customer service is always polite and helpful. I think I found my new favorite coffee spot.

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1189 Willow Rd
Menlo Park, CA 94025
(650) 323-4244

Back A Yard Caribbean American Grill  

Category: Caribbean

4 star rating
 4/2/2009  
I will be honest. When you first walk into this place you might be inclined to clutch your purse, but don't let that keep you from trying this place. The food here is on point. All I can say is the Jerk Salmon and Chicken plate has more flavor then gay night at a salsa club....fierce darling fierce. Not only is the food great, but so are the prices. The wife and I ate for under $30 and we got stuffed then waddled our way back home.  I am a big fan of this place and I am heading back very soon.

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395 Leavesley Rd
Gilroy, CA 95020
(408) 842-9901

Black Bear Diner  

Categories: Diners, Breakfast & Brunch

3 star rating
 3/23/2009  
I have eaten at the Black Bear Diner in Souison City before so I was completely stoked to find out they had two in Gilroy. I love this place. Good old fashioned comfort food. If I love this place then why three stars well because this location sorta bear rubbed me the wrong way. I sat down looked over the menu mouth watering from starvation and all the delicious choices and combinations of food I could dig my teeth into. So I decided on the Tri Tip Sandwich with some tasty seasoned fries. I could picture my self devouring the juicy steak covered with heavenly melted cheese. Mmmmm I couldn't wait, well I guess I was going to have to. It took about 40 minutes to get my tasty gooey goodness. It was torture as every delicious full plate of home cooked yumminess passed by my table breaking my heart little by little. Oh please when will it be my turn to experience this wonderful feeling of a full tummy. I finally had to just ask the manager why oh why has my food not reached me from the kitchen its been forty minutes and I am being teased by the sound of lip smacking appreciation from everyone around me. The manager's reply was less than forgiving, "so what do you want me to do?" I just want my food. Finally my patience paid off and my dream came true as I sunk my teeth into that sandwich. Oh my it was good. Then I was rewarded by the manager making up for such an awful excruciating wait. Your food is on me. Ah thank the stars. The food was amazing, the decor reminds me of a great aunts house back in Missouri, I just wish the service would have been better. No worries though I will be back to give them a second chance.

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58 S. 1st Street
San Jose, CA 95113
(408) 280-1993

Bella Mia  

Category: Italian

3 star rating
 2/17/2009  
I Decided to give this place a go with my Soon-to-be Misses on Valentines Day. I made reservation about 2 week prior, when we showed up the place was packed. Thankfully we only waited about 15 minutes. We were seated between a drunk lady that obviously hadn't taken her ADHD medication in what was probably days. She would not shut up. Not even with a mouth full of food, that's if she could shovel food past her whine glass since it seemed to make rapid trips to her mouth. On the other side of us was the devil lady that nothing her man was doing was making her happy she had perma-scoul the whole 10 minutes they were there. Thank god they got up and left because they felt so neglected on such a busy day. Dang girl have some patience ( sorry bro, I feel for you being stuck with she devil). It took our waiter a while to come by and check on us, which I unlike she devil understood. It was a mad house. SO we placed our order.  My beautiful Fiance' ordered a salad ( i snuck a couple bites when she wasn't looking) which was really good, she also ordered the stuffed Salmon, I got the stuffed chicken breast with mashed potatoes. All I can say is damn that stuff was on point. Excellent. So good I forgot we had waited so long for it. Everything was cool until OH NO the check. It cost me 87 duckets, beans, scrilla, chedda, you know cash. So I calmly said baby it was worth every penny to spend a wonderful dinner with you. that showed ole she devil didn't. No but it was a special occasion so I came out of pocket with some special occasion money. One of the things that kind of ruined my dinner, was, on our way out in the front of Mia Bella they have the waiting area, and there was a homeless man chillin in the lobby as I walked past him he grabbed my hand and ask me for some money. I spent the next 2 hours scrubbing my hands. Beside if the homeless guy would have known how much money I just spent on dinner he probably would have floated me a couple bucks. So in short: 15 minute wait, motor mouth on one side she devil on the other, really good expensive food, and possible scabies infection all add up to 3 stars. GOOD TIMES good times.

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1408 S National Ave
Springfield, MO 65804
(417) 869-4459

Mexican Villa  

Category: Mexican

2 star rating
 2/11/2009  
I have definitely experienced better. Let me put it this way. Its a Mexican restaurant that was founded by an Italian family. Doesn't make sense does it? Well neither does the food its self. it just alot of cheese, sour cream, enchilada sauce, and meat. Not much to and kinda bland.

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10440 E US Highway 40
Independence, MO 64055
(816) 353-5880

Gates Bar-B-Q  

Category: Barbeque

4 star rating
 2/11/2009  
This is another pretty good BBQ joint. The employees are kinda rude, but actually they are supposed to be. That is their theme. For a BBQ place it is very clean. And the food is pretty darn good.

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1727 Brooklyn Ave
Kansas City, MO 64127
(816) 231-1123

Arthur Bryant's Barbeque  

Categories: Barbeque, Local Flavor

5 star rating
 2/11/2009  
This is the best BBQ place in the world.  Its amazing.  There haven been a few Presidents that have eaten here, and some other celebs including Steven Spielberg.  I love this place.  It not exactly in the best neighborhood, but who cares I am willing to risk it for a n order of beef ribs.  My favorite by far For BBQ.

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18001 Bass Pro Dr
Independence, MO 64055
(816) 795-4300

Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World  

Category: Sporting Goods

5 star rating
 2/10/2009  
All I can say is fun fun fun. We spent hours in here just playing around with all the stuffed animals and fish in the aquarium. They have a restaurant, and a place that make amazing fudge. If you have a few hours to kill and just want to go check out some place fun and cool this is the place.

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13700 E US Highway 40
Independence, MO 64055
(816) 478-8060

Dairy Queen  

Category: Restaurants

4 star rating
 2/10/2009   First to Review
All I can say is mmmmmmmm.  I love the banana split blizzard.  The place is clean the staff friendly.  The cool treats are what keep me coming back.

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1517 Grand Blvd
Kansas City, MO 64108
(816) 421-5632

Temptations Gentleman's Club  

Category: Adult Entertainment
Neighborhoods: Crossroads, Greater Downtown

2 star rating
 2/10/2009  
Too damn expensive.  Its like being at the players club.  Stab wounds and bullet hole.  Even a pregnant chick was shakin it for some change.

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