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Portland, OR
Yelping SinceOctober 2008
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I just moved back to Oregon after almost 2 decades, and yesterday afternoon was my first ever trip to Sauvie Island. Perhaps I should refer to it as "soggy" island because The Maize is a giant mud pit -- the complete opposite of a Nevada cornfield, which is sparse and dusty. Unfortunately Moapa's bar burned down in the spring, but previously you could take a "beverage" into their maze, something you cannot do here.
Anyway, they did warn us, yet we weren't quite prepared for the treacherous trek within, and we specifically chose to visit The Pumpkin Patch over Sauvie Island Farms since it is dog friendly. What that meant was we took turns carrying my Pomeranian through a corn field so he didn't get mired in muck that threatened to pull your shoes from your feet.
My 12-year-old niece had a great time sliding in the slop, but halfway through my sis and I began to question the fun in struggling to stay upright, especially since she hurt her back and I have a bum knee. I know, bitch, bitch.
This probably sounds more negative than I mean it to be; I really did have a good time. It was nice to walk in the sun and fresh air amidst the towering stalks. I just wish they'd thrown down some more straw and wood chips in some places.
Afterward, we took the free hayride around the farm, then lazed out and bought our pumpkins from the well-stocked pile in front of the marketplace ($7 for the size you have to wrap your arms around). They also have a good selection of local honey priced at $7 for 32 oz (I use it for my allergies) and ears of corn were 4 for $1.
I would visit again in the summer for produce, but I fear my corn maze days may have past.
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Portland, OR 97221
(503) 292-8851
Papa Murphy's Take 'n' Bake Pizza
Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Southwest Portland
Portland, OR 97225
(503) 292-2025
Pdx Shipper
Category: Shipping Centers
Neighborhood: Southwest Portland
Portland, OR 97220
(503) 254-7371
The Grotto
Categories: Parks, Botanical Gardens, Religious Organizations
Neighborhood: Northeast Portland
Even one of my Jewish friends agrees and is a fan of The Grotto.
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I like the colors and shapes used in the funky, cartoonish decor.
Portland, OR 97225
(503) 230-4949
New Seasons Market
Category: Grocery
Neighborhood: Southwest Portland
Don't let the crowd that gathers in front of the deli area throw you off, once you are past that small traffic jam the aisles are roomy and packed with great local and regional finds (such as frozen Marionberries) and other hard to locate items (Vanilla Paste like Trader Joe's carried last year).
This is no discount grocer, but I don't mind paying a bit more to support local businesses and farmers. I believe we all should.
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