Cristobal "CHRIS x TICH" T.'s Profile

Bomb ass ribs and cerviche on chips, and delicious dranks (Had The Boss and The Gigante).  Definitely will have to come out here again if I'm out on Union.

Good job Ruggy, Jessica, and the rest of Yelp for organizing this one!

Thank you to the lovely ladies of Sailor Jerry too for the free swag and t-shirts.

Go Giants!

4 stars for $2.50 Blue Moon pints (and other draft beers except for Chimay - $5) at the bar during their Happy Hour from 5PM-7PM 7 days a week.  One of the few places by the ballpark that doesn't take away their Happy Hour deals on game nights.  They got some nice spring rolls, corn cakes, and chicken satay for $5 on their happy hour menu too.

Place is pretty good for lunch too.  Love their yellow curry meals over here.

Went here Sunday night to watch the Mavs Heat game and to get faded on my last night out in New York.  They got the projector screen for the big games and a couple TVs on the side showing other games.  Rectangular bar in the middle is pretty dope (but kinda wack for not having any Crown Royal in stock).  Didn't check out their food menu because we were already full.

They play some good music here.  Heard an assortment of 80s and 90s hip hop, funk, pop, old school, R&B, and some other jams.

Bartenders were pretty cool too, especially the female one with the cherry blossom tattoos on her forearm.  She gets an A in my cool book for being a San Francisco Giants fan.  Holler!  =)

But pretty dope/chill lounge in the East Village if you're around this area.  I'm sure their food is good too.

Seems like a dope date stop to get your date inebriated at.

Had the Bula Burger with a Strawberry Shake last night.  Even though their burgers are $8.99 and you can upgrade to a Buffalo or Kobe Beef Burger for $4.00, I think it's totally worth it.

Best burger I've had in my life.  This place shitted on In-N-Out, Gott's, Five Guys, Nation's, etc.

I'm still drunk.

For once I live walking distance from a Yelp Elite event.  Thank you Ruggy!

Can't go wrong with all the free bar food of peperroni, cheese, marinara, and mushroom pizza.  They also got some good ass tuna tartar, fish balls, pulled pork sliders, and other goodie goodies.  Missed out on the chicken wangs though (heard those were pretty bomb diggity too!)

Gotta love the lemonade and pink lemonade looking martinis, and the beer love from Anchor Steam and Fat Tire too.

Big ups to Ruggy Jeezie, Jessica Teezie, Black & Orange, Fear The Beard, Panda Man, Timmy The Franchise, My High School's Varsity Alumni C/O '95 Pat Burrell, and Free Barry!

Don't be a cheap ass Sabean!  Sign Pujols next year and drop Zito's $126 millie contract that any smart person knew he wasn't worth.

But yeah...Giants games = MoMo's Happy Hour!!!

Save the drunk fights for 4th and King near CalTrain so they can end up on YouTube.

Best fried chicken wings I've had since my late grandma used to live with us.

Only other place's wings that I can compare that's on par with San Tung's would have to be Cluck U's in Santa Clara.

Perfect amount of sweetness and tang.  These some juicy wings/legs!

MoOoOoOoOoOooo!

This city smells like cows.  Why would anyone want to live here if you weren't a cattle rancher?!

I feel sorry for you if your car breaks down in the middle of the summer on the 5 next to all those cows.

Wiz Khalif would be saying Black and White for days out there...

First Yelp event as an official SF resident (reppin that SOMA).

Went Thursday night for the Like A Blizzard party with my friend Jenna P.  Fun times with the wine, Skyy Vodka mixed drinks, Midori Sour snow cones, and the cool picture flip books.  Can't go wrong with a nice chair or table massage to kick back with too.  Desserts were bomb...Cupcakes, chocolates, marshmallows.  Kinda wish there was more food, but can't go wrong with plenty of alcohol and desserts to go along with some swag.  DJ was spinning some cool music too.  On point with a good selection of 90s hip-hop.

Easy area to find parking around in San Francisco is always a good plus too.

Big ups to the entire Yelp staff (Ruggy, Jessica, Connie, etc.) for throwing this one down and picking a cool new venue I'm sure most of us haven't been to before.

Yelp on...

Can't go wrong with the Mongolian Cheese Steak Sandwich, Korean Kimchi Burrito, Pineapple Fried Rice, Crunchy Roll Special, or the Korean Loco Moco.  I love how they let you add ingredients to certain dishes to give your meal a little more bite/variety if that's your taste.  Their home made hot sauce is delicious too!

Minus 1/2 star for making me addicted to gaining weight off their yummy fatty food.

Got to love Gary the cashier over here who's one of the friendliest and most helpful restaurant cashiers around.  He hooks it up too if you're a regular.

Download Stampt on your iPhone too to get a free meal after getting 8 digital stamps.

Wait an hour in the furniture pickup line and ask where the hell our box frame is at after everyone else waiting already got their stuff, lady comes back 10 minutes later and grabs my receipt and then another 10 minutes later some dude comes out and was like you want the box frame right? and I was like well you got the receipt and that's what we paid for...and another 10 minutes go by and then the lady comes back over and tells us we have to wait another 2 hours for someone to get the box frame because it's in an isle way so we have to wait an hour for the store to close and another hour for everyone to finish doing all their work, but if we spend $199 more and get a box frame and a shitty mattress package, we can get it right now.  WOW!!!  Hella WTF moment right then!  Just spent an hour in the store looking for furniture for the new apartment, wait an hour in line patiently and another 30 minutes for them to tell me that it's going to take them another 2 hours for them to get the box frame to me.  Straight up said FUCK THAT and returned a $500 couch, a $200 desk, and a $250 bed all because their management wants to make their paying customers wait so freaking long without telling them what's up and is so poorly managed that they can't get a freaking box frame out of an isle until an hour after their store closes.

The return line lady was pretty dumb too.  Straight told us that we couldn't return the box spring yet, since we haven't received it yet.  Almost caused a scene when she told us that since we already paid for it and it's their dumbasses who can't figure out how to get it out of a isle way.  So had to talk to a manager to get it all returned.  Took a good 20-30 minutes to return everything too.

And since the box for the bed frame couldn't fit in our vehicle, we threw the box into the dumpster and they told us we could only get store credit for returning the parts, and if we wanted a full refund, we needed the box, so I had to go back over to the dumpster and find the box and drag that bent piece of shit back into their return line for some doofus looking nerd to repackage everything back into the box.  

This place is poorly managed and got some bullshit customer service.  I guess that's what you get when you come to a Swedish furniture store that offers CHEAP quality furniture for an okay cheap price.  Cheap stores = Cheap employees and Cheap management.  You shouldn't expect much when the management is only getting paid around $15.00 an hour and barely graduated high school.

You guys may make some good chocolate, but I'm sorry, your furniture is cheap and wack!

If you must come here due to your budget restrictions, let me suggest for you to buy your shit in advance online and to schedule a time to pick it up.  They would've kept their sale with me, if they would've at least offered to ship that box frame for free.  They got to understand that some people go there from far distances with vans, trucks, or U-Hauls that eat up a shitload of gas and that they only have access to for that 1 day.

Thank you for wasting 3 hours of my life!

Please step up your game IKEA and EPA!