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San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceDecember 2005
Things I LovePetting, Margaritas, Stella Artois, Smoothies, Sushi, Indian food, BBQ, Puppies, Nina Simone
Find Me InA calm submissive state!
My HometownI try to forget but they keep looking me up on Facebook
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I'm reducing my carbon paw print!
Why You Should Read My ReviewsIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on it!
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I ReadThe anxiety and phobia workbook. Get your crayons ready!!!
My First ConcertWe were late b/c Pizzeria Uno took 4-ever!
My Favorite MovieEat it till you choke, you sick twisted F%&#K!
My Last Meal On EarthI'll have the David Carradine Special!
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I poop $20 bills.
Most Recent DiscoveryQuinoa
Current CrushExercise, Discipline, then Petting, In that order!
Bronx, NY 10451
New York Yankees
Category: Professional Sports Teams
Neighborhood: Concourse Village
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 359-1600
Owl Tree
Categories: Lounges, Venues & Event Spaces
Neighborhoods: Civic Center/Tenderloin, Nob Hill
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 241-0205
Martuni's
Categories: Lounges, Dance Clubs
Neighborhoods: Hayes Valley, SOMA
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11/11/2006
Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists you are to witness Dr. M drinking beer at a martini bar. Kevin R. severely admonished me for not drinking a martini but what the fuck, i'm just not into vodka or gin unless it's in a bloody mary or long island iced tea. I did get a margharita and it ROCKED. It was so perfectly tart I loved it. Martuni's obeys the #1 rule of hospitality: Keep the booze flowing. Lots of bartenders behind the bar and snappy fast service. Gotta love it. The server had the balance of a ballet dancer. In a crowded room full of yelpers he carried tray after tray of martinis and didn't spill a single drop. That's talent! Minus a star because there's only 1 bathroom.
San Francisco, CA 94133
(415) 398-1120
Mojito
Category: Bars
Neighborhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 552-2469
Chow
Category: American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Castro
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 626-9320
SF Badlands
Categories: Dance Clubs, Gay Bars
Neighborhood: Castro
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9/19/2009
I found $5 on the floor! WOO HOO!!!
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9/9/2007
They don't call it Sadlands for nuttin! Believe it or not, this used to be the best gay bar in SF. Now it just sucks. The music is awful and the dance floor should be called, "Dance floor of the living dead." I went to the bar to get a beer and the glass was chipped. I mentioned it to the bartender and she pours it into another glass. That's just stupid. You pour the beer out, throw out the glass, and start over. I think there's a law about that. Then this fucked up, though cute, mess named Tom makes me dance with him. I'm like a Monet painting, the more fucked up you are the better I look. He's all trying to stick his tongue in my mouth so I says, "hold on" and go to the bathroom to take out my invisaligners (don't get me started) and then boogie it back on out to the dance floor (of the living dead). He mentions something about wanting to chow down on my milk bone, which I was all in favor of cuz I'm all about sharing my tasty treats with others, but he was just way too messed up. Couldn't even hold a conversation or form complete sentences and kept biting my lip. How fucking lame is that? I don't know about you, but I'm thinking "Husband Material!" So of course I gave him my phone number! Wouldn't wanna let that one get away... And you heterosexuals are jealous of all the action we homosexuals get. Trust me, it's over rated. Well at least someone thought I was hot and I got felt up fo sho! If that don't deserve 2 stars, I don't know what does!
Update: Ran into "Tom" a few weeks ago and he didn't remember me. Go figure!
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 648-3770
Hard Knox Cafe
Categories: Southern, Soul Food
Neighborhoods: Dogpatch, Potrero Hill
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 552-2280
Sushi Time
Categories: Japanese, Sushi Bars
Neighborhood: Castro
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7/3/2009
OMG Sushi time is one of my top 3 sushi places in all of San Francisco! I think the words I used to describe it were "perfection on a plate!" I got such a buzz off all that fish and beer! Get the hamachi kama if you can. It's the jaw of a yellowtail grilled and it's super meaty. Lots of good protein! The salmon sashimi is so good you can bite through it with your teeth! The seaweed salad is a good deal for $3.49. It's all seaweed - no cucumbers or other fillers. Spicy scallop roll is pretty good. For dessert I got a rock-n-roll. It was AMAZING! Who knew broiled eel and avocado could be so tasty??? The prices are really reasonable here too.
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2/25/2008
It's 3 AM and I'm wide awake. Again. Insomnia sucks. I stay awake until 5AM then fall asleep only to be awakened by the TV at 6:30 AM. I turn off the TV and wait for the alarm to go off at 7 AM, but I don't let it. At 6:57 I get up and set it for 8AM, the exact time that I need to get up to be pretty by 9 AM. This is the routine. This is my life. But today I wasn't pretty by 9AM. I wasn't pretty by 10AM either. An extra thick layer of Clinique All About Eyes does nothing. I just clearly looked like hell today. Could it have been the margaritas? No I don't think so. I love margaritas and they love me too. How could they possibly make me feel like shit? Nope. Today I had all the symptoms of acute sushi withdrawal, that distinct feeling of crappiness that only sushi can cure. I first recognized the symptoms in the early afternoon when I recalled how a sushi chef once explained to me that it wasn't just the fish oil that gets you high when you eat sushi, it's the life force that you gain by eating raw fish plus all those light and fresh all-natural ingredients like the rice and sea weed. Clearly sushi would make everything all better. Sushi time got rave reviews and I've been wanting to try this place 4 ever so it was decided that we come here for dinner. At first the service was a little slow and I wondered if my seaweed salad and miso soup were ever going to come, but they did and it was worth the wait. I've recently become a HUGE fan of seaweed salad! Yeah! Nothing scrubs your colon as good as seaweed salad and it tastes great! Miso soup was hot and tasty. Next came the spicy scallop roll - 6 nuggets of heaven with spicy mayo on top! The rice was perfectly formed and still stuck together after I dipped 5 sides of each bite in soy sauce (not the side with the sauce on it). Then I had the Alaska roll with salmon and avocado and a spicy yellowtail roll. I was hungry. And what goes better with sushi than Asahi???? Absolutely tasty and very reasonably priced I might add! Possibly the second best sushi in SF after Oyaji but then the two restaurants aren't really comparable. Lots of stuff I still want to try. I will definitely be back!
Update: Last night I slept like a puppy!
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 487-0777
Nizario's Pizza
Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Castro
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11/11/2007
I've never been a particularly huge fan of Nizario's, but it is cheap, consistent, and the mushroom slices always have lots of mushrooms! I like mushrooms!
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 387-9224
Ploy II
Category: Restaurants
Neighborhood: Haight-Ashbury
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12/19/2006
Three stars and mainly for historical reasons. I used to LOVE this place. The duck over spinach is LEGENDARY. But unfortunately, today the food sucked pretty bad. I was jonesin for some pad kee mao (spicy pan fried rice noodles) and ordered it with mixed vegetables extra spicy. It came covered in pepper flakes, which is good, but there were hardly any vegetables at all. I counted three pieces of brocolli, one piece of zucchini, some carrots, a few pieces of tofu, and cabbage. Where were the green or red peppers? Where were the jalapeno's? Where were the tomatoes, the mushrooms, the onions? When I walked in there was a huge mound of basil on a table that looked fantastic, but they didn't put any of it in my lunch. WTF??? There was basically no sauce on my noodles and they were pretty greasy. On top of that, the service sucked. We got no tea refill. Very disappointing.
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