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"Richie rolls for all!"

Review votes:
247 Useful, 162 Funny, and 185 Cool

Location

Brooklyn, NY

Yelping Since

November 2007

Things I Love

my family of course

Find Me In

the city around lunchtime wandering the streets.

My Hometown

Brooklyn

My Blog Or Website

http://www.crapcraver.com

When I'm Not Yelping...

Im not yelping.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

My advertising skills rock!

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.nytimes.com

The Last Great Book I Read

Jerbook

My First Concert

Limp Bizkit/Faith no more

My Last Meal On Earth

ziti

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord

Most Recent Discovery

the free doughnut i am looking at.

Current Crush

the girls who give me compliments

Recent Reviews

409 Reviews

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1000 Coney Island Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11230
(718) 421-0505

Village Gyro & Grill  

Category: Middle Eastern
Neighborhood: Flatbush

4 star rating
 2/8/2010   First to Review
I really liked the Chicken Kebab here. The goat was also very good as well as the rice. They held a wedding here which two hundred people showed up to, and there were only about 70 seats for on the second floor. Downstairs they served buffet, and they did their best to accommodate, which they succeeded and the night went without a hitch.

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35 State Route 35 S
Eatontown, NJ 07724
(732) 542-0333

Monmouth Mall  

Category: Shopping Centers

2 star rating
 2/8/2010  
Crappy cause it was closed due to snowfall.

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183 Riverside Ave
Red Bank, NJ 07701
(732) 842-5990

Basil T's Brewery And Italian Grill  

Categories: Italian, Breweries, Pizza

5 star rating
 2/8/2010  
This was my first place to try out in Red Bank, and it was awesome! The Margarita pizza has all the right toppings, cherry tomatoes, cheese, lots of fresh basil and an excellent crust too. The fresh brewed beers on tap were so fresh, they hit the spot. I tried the pale ale and the Porter and was facing the beer vats while I was drinking them. So delicious was everything in my sight, I thought my Saturday couldn't get any better.

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297 10th Ave
New York, NY 10001
(212) 279-9707

Velour Lounge  

Categories: Italian, Hookah Bars
Neighborhood: Chelsea

4 star rating
 2/8/2010  
Came here to escape the cold and pregame before Quo  opened. Bartenders were very friendly, I didn't see any hookah though. I did smell a nasty bar smell when I walked in though. I remember the music being good too and my Manhattan being stiff and delicious.

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166 Kings Hwy
Brooklyn, NY 11223
(718) 331-3107

Del'rio Diner Restaurant  

Category: Diners
Neighborhood: Bensonhurst

5 star rating
 2/2/2010  
Of all the Brooklyn diners near me I like this one the best. The gyro platter was perfect, the chocolate chip pancakes were perfect, and the vanilla shake was perfect. The wait staff was nice, and the place was quiet and homely and full of good people too. I'm glad I remembered this place, and very glad I came in.

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393 8th Ave
New York, NY 10001

Deno's Party House USA  

Category: Dive Bars
Neighborhood: Fashion District

3 star rating
 2/2/2010  
Denos bikini bar was fucking freezing, $7 pints and no happy hour these girls were cold in more ways than one. This place was undergoing live construction in the back while I was here, and they girls kept playing with the lights, The only illumination is coming from my phone right now. I'd like to see this place when it's at it's peak.

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16 E. 40th Street
New York, NY 10016
(212) 684-4325

Maxwell Medical  

Category: Physical Therapy
Neighborhood: Murray Hill

4 star rating
 2/1/2010   First to Review
I finally came to Maxwell Medical today after a few years of seeing them give out fliers when I came out of the subway in the morning. The free half hour massage took forever for me to take up on. I finally got it tonight, as well as my consultation with doctor Ron. When I asked to see the prices, the receptionist told me it would be covered under my insurance and i could get up to 24 visits. I was thrilled! I got my massage from Kelly, and her deep tissue massage was very deep! She said she got all my knots out, and I think i felt them come out too. My back is as sore as shit right now, but she said it would ultimately feel better after the soreness goes away and I get used to relieving all the tension in my back. I have to go back for another consultation, so we will see if there is a catch. The free massage was great though. Everyone there is super nice.And after reading the reviews on citysearch, who cares about privacy? The place is private enough!

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79-19 Roosevelt Ave
Flushing, NY 11372
(718) 478-1500

Cositas Ricas  

Categories: Bakeries, Restaurants
Neighborhood: Elmhurst

4 star rating
 1/31/2010  
My breakfast was awesome. Two sunny side eggs, rice and beans, sausage, sweet plantain, and fried pork on a wrap was a great value for $9. I had plenty left over for lunch too. The busty waitresses were missing at 7:30 in the morning, but there were some women still put together very nicely. This Colombian diner has alot of style to it, it feels very retro and I wonder how long they have been around for.

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147 W 24th St
New York, NY 10011
(212) 924-4490

Dusk  

Category: Lounges
Neighborhood: Fashion District

4 star rating
 1/31/2010  
The mirrored walls here and old school metal ceiling is very trendy, and the seating felt very much like I was in a club. There was no coat check, and coats were piled in places, but it was still a fun night out. I enjoyed a nicely made margarita, and some frosty coronas that hit the spot. bartender was attentive to our needs as well after he thought we were crazy for taking to long to figure out how we wanted our margaritas prepared at first. Extra star awarded to the bar sized pool table, which I got to play before it go too crowded. music was in the realm of B-52s to Pearl Jam

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7803 Roosevelt Ave
Queens, NY 11373

London Boutique  

Category: Adult
Neighborhood: Elmhurst

4 star rating
 1/31/2010   First to Review
Very helpful store clerk, we spent time checking out all the types of things they sell in a place like this, I learned about so many new interesting things women are into. Prices could be expensive for some things, but those things were really unnecessary. Just picked up the basics, and got a lesson on what exactly those nasty smelling poppers are (I think should be illegal), and what the hype about Spanish fly is all about.

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167 Compliments

  • You're Cool

    Physical therapy is AWESOME! Starting mine on Friday; can't wait!

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    Congrats on hitting 400 reviews!

  • You're Cool

    I love Dusk! It's such a great place.. killer happy hour!

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