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Review votes:
51 Useful, 22 Funny, and 16 Cool

Location

San Jose, CA

Yelping Since

September 2008

Things I Love

beautiful people, a nug of purp, my kids, a soulful house record, my culture, traveling, things that don't make sense, rainy days, rainforests, camping, cafe de olla, mushrooms

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in the nearest hole

My Hometown

Mountain View, CA

My Blog Or Website

http://facebook.com

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm contemplating, conspiring or already ACTING!

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Please refer to last answer.

My Second Favorite Website

http://dailyrotten.com

The Last Great Book I Read

Organic Chemistry

My First Concert

KMEL Summer Jam 1987 (hehe)

My Favorite Movie

Up In Smoke

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

if I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell you!! lol

Most Recent Discovery

Pinche Yelp, man!!

Current Crush

Hm...

Recent Reviews

57 Reviews

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3297 Meridian Avenue
San Jose, CA 95124
(408) 269-7891

Cardinal Coffee Shop & Lounge  

Category: American (New)

2 star rating
 Update - 1/21/2010  
The hubby and I went about a month or so ago for lunch, and we both ordered the Turkey and CRANBERRY sandwich.  Our server was a bit creepy looking (older blonde lady with really googly, blue eyes) but we didn't think much of it. So we got our lunches and there's no sight of crimson, magenta, any similar hue that would closely hint to any presence of cranberry anything. We still didn't fudge about it, because the sandwich was pretty delish anyway, though it would've been nice...

While paying, my husband casually mentions to the cashier about the missing cranberry, and apparently the manager standing near by, over hears this and begins to ask about it. Visibly agressive, he tells us that that is one of his "pet peeves" and angrily asks me why we didn't say anything. My husband stepped in and told him to chill because in the end, it wasn't our fault. He then sighs loudly and storms off toward the kitchen.

Listen you middle-age crisis having, stuck in the 70s lookin' mf. If we were annoyed, we WOULD HAVE said something, you obviously haven't had the pleasure of experiencing my wrath (or my husband's for that matter) when we get crappy service, and in this case my friend, the only crappy aspect of our dining experience that day was YOU!

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  • 4 star rating
    10/20/2009

    One of the most healthiest places I've ever dined! From salads to soups, to their rice pilaf, turkey dinner all of it is just sooo fresh!! No excess grease or salt, and what a variety of dishes!! I won't begin with their Breakfast, but yes please come here and visit and compare to IHOP, DENNY'S, even Gunther's down the street and you'll see what I'm talkin' about!! The bar drinks are pretty decent, and so is the service!! Just watch out for that old cougar waitress late nights, she looks like STACEY Q lol The fact that they're open 24/7/365 is just another plus!!

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1260 E Santa Clara Street
San Jose, CA 95116
(408) 279-8490

Alberto's Auto Sales  

1 star rating
 1/13/2010   First to Review
do not give these assholes business!! they repo'd a car with a 2 yr old still strapped inside, the repo man jose luna didn't bother to check, he jumped in the car in plain, close sight of the mother and took off! and then they have the arrogance to not apologize for this nightmare!

man up and apologize to the poor lady!! bad bad karma your way for acting like the greedy mfs your own mama raised you to be. shame on you! next time communicate better with your customers, she had been attempting to negotiate payment with you!!! kidnappers!!!

http://www.mercurynews...

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1727 Las Vegas Boulevard S
Las Vegas, NV 89104
(702) 650-3394

Yucca Motel  

Category: Hotels

1 star rating
 1/5/2010   First to Review
Beware this place is a hooker/hyperdermic needle/cockroach haven, or at least it has the characteristics~

Man this place is GHEEEEEEEEEEETO!!! But do you expect on the southern end of the strip, next door to the ADULT motel, for $40-ish, on a Monday? one star for the guy at the window. he was pretty nice.

We stayed in #19. The sheets were stained, the bed was all lopsided and broken, there were only two itty bitty towels, the toilet was missing its tank lid and the tub was a grimy nightmare!! I didn't take a shower there or sleep under the covers... ack ack ack RALPH EARL!!

This place should really be spelled YUCKA.

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1745 W San Carlos Street
San Jose, CA 95128
(408) 297-3166

El Papucho Mexican Food  

Category: Mexican

5 star rating
 11/3/2009  
~~~***#1MENUDO SPOT IN SAN JOSE***~~~

This is about the ONLY place where really good MENUDO is served... seriously... I haven't tried anything else here except for chorizo, and that was even delicious... The tortillas are made from scratch, and they sell nixtamal, which is a plus!

This place is pretty small but the owner is very nice and he has a ton of pics on the wall of himself with all sorts of known folks. He sells a wide variety of herbs, candles, barro, molcajetes, metates, dulces... The best time to come is on the weekend, early in the morning... for the MENUDO!!!

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1065 S 5th Street
San Jose, CA 95112
(408) 275-0549

San Jose Furniture Warehouse  

Category: Furniture Stores

1 star rating
 Update - 11/2/2009  
**UPDATE**

The fraud alert that I filed with my bank consisted of a 60 day investigation, in which they immediately credited me my $140.93 and threw the ball in San Jose Furniture's court.

At that point, Long Phan et al. could've fought it or ate it. They ATE it. Yeah. Exactly. What a bunch of thieves.

The police report was helpful in the investigation, in that (at minimum) it demonstrated that my dispute was SERIOUS and that I was not going to take San Jose Furniture's or anyone else's shady shit!

Still feel like smacking that fucker LOL

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  • 1 star rating
    7/9/2009 First to Review

    ****FRAUD ALERT**** Watch out for "LONG PHAN"! If you pay with a debit/CC, he'll swipe it again later for $$$. In my case, it was around $140-ish. This happened to me a few weeks ago an hour after I bought a bunkbed. When I came back to confront him with bank statement and receipt in hand, he denied the transaction, saying that I probably got the wrong "San Jose Furniture" because there is another one in Campbell. WTF??

    First of all, this was the only one I visited. Secondly, the fraudulent transaction lists "San Jose, CA" on the bank statement. Dah!!!

    I called the police right then and there. When they showed up, he gave the same story but then promised to have his "accountant" (another PHAN) meet me the next day. When I came back, there was no such "accountant", and he continued denying it (while a couple other vietnamese guys were giggling in the back). I so wanted to smack that fucker. I filed a police report, and fraud alert with my bank. typical shady asian businesses fucked with the wrong indigena!

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615 Paseo del Pueblo Sur
Taos, NM 87571
(575) 737-0447

Paragon Inn  

Category: Hotels

1 star rating
 10/27/2009  
It is now the WHITTEN INN, and the owner, LARRY WHITTEN, is a racist PIG for forcing his employees to "anglicize" their names:

http://www.santafenewm...

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1819 Freedom Blvd
Freedom, CA 95019
(831) 724-2600

Wooden Nickel Bar & Grill  

Categories: Barbeque, Burgers

4 star rating
 10/27/2009  
This place is a cute little old-style, rustic bar and grill place that offers only the tastiest food!! Everything from the salads to the burgers (ohh!! TRY a burger, just TRY... even the 1/3 lb. was juicy!!) is served in ginormous portions with their signature slaw (with raisins and pineapple mmm) and moist, delectable chocolate cake. I mean, everything. And it is soooo good!! Even the "house" salad is kicked up a few notches here at the Wooden Nickel.

They serve breakfast, lunch and dinner and this place would not complete without a full bar and only the best beers on tap (i.e. NEGRA MODELO, WIDMER). The staff are very friendly and they WILL remember you, if come back :) The prices are reasonable so have no fear.

The only thing I could complain about the Wooden Nickel is the pictures and newspaper clippings of the owner's daughter. You can find her on almost every table. Um, I would not be plastering her face and her life story everywhere like that... even if you do know your regulars... too many creeps.

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Kresge College
Santa Cruz, CA 95064
(831) 459-1934

Owl's Nest  

Categories: Bagels, Coffee & Tea, Sandwiches

4 star rating
 10/23/2009  
I haven't been here since I graduated in '07, but the Owl's Nest was one of my favorite places to eat. I usually ordered the BLT (thick bacon) or the Pesto Pasta, both were very delicious and fresh!! The breakfast is pretty good also. A bit on the pricey side.

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1156 High St
Santa Cruz, CA 95064
(831) 459-3066

Joe's Pizza and Subs  

Categories: Burgers, Pizza, Sandwiches

4 star rating
 10/23/2009  
While at UCSC, this was one of my spots to have a so-so slice of pizza, or a veggie burger (MMM!!!) and a Hemp Ale!! I left in '07, so I can't say how it is now... but while there that place often gave me the right studying atmosphere :)

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433 Union St
Watsonville, CA 95076
(831) 728-6577

Fruteria Quetzal  

Category: Fruits & Veggies

5 star rating
 10/23/2009   First to Review
This is the THE SPOT in Watsonville to go for Bionicos!! There are many fruterias here but I really like this one, it's a small family operation and the lady who is usually there is really sweet, in the abuelita sense. You can order your bionico anyway you like, they usually offer strawberries, bananas, apples, papayas and mangos (I believe). The service is friendly and fast, I've gone at lunchtime and they always have fruit already cut up on the counter. If not, they will chop one up faster than you can say "Salud Con Leche". This little place is not only a fruteria but also a mini-abarrotes, offering snacks and drinks, calendars, traditional bags, etc.

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    You read that too - about that clown in Taos?  He's an idiot.

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    Love your orange sauce statement!!! LOL

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