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San Antonio, TX

Yelping Since

February 2008

Things I Love

my new summer home in Rockport, singing, dancing, travelling, the TX Hill Country, Yelp, laughing, working out, my Afro-Asian heritage, FB

Find Me In

A state of Confusion

My Hometown

NoCal

My Blog Or Website

find me on FB or Myspace

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm busy being delicious

Why You Should Read My Reviews

because you just feel like it?

My Second Favorite Website

FB

The Last Great Book I Read

Prevention, Shape and Self magazines

My First Concert

Boys II Men

My Favorite Movie

Shadowboxer, The Color Purple

My Last Meal On Earth

Mom's Filipino food, Grandma's southern food and a bit of Chama Gaucha's!

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I just saw you pick your nose

Most Recent Discovery

That I'm a better person for the things that I've endured

Current Crush

My kids!!!!

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2310 Stanley Road
San Antonio, TX 78234
(210) 221-6358

AMEDD Medical Museum Foundation  

Category: Museums

5 star rating
 10/23/2009   First to Review
The AMEDD (Army Medical Department) Museum is a great way to spend a lazy afternoon.  I've been here a few times and each time brings something new to learn.  You can find out about the military medical department and the history and contributions made towards advancing medical care in the industry.  It's a free museum (only accepting donations) and they do have a gift shop available as well.  If you do go, make sure to get me a coin!  =P

Oh and also, even though Fort Sam is a 'closed' post now, the museum IS open to the public.  You can still gain entry as a civilian through two gates with proper identification (just give the museum a call and ask for details).

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1103 Cincinnati St
San Antonio, TX 78201
(210) 207-7275

Woodlawn Lake Park  

Category: Parks

5 star rating
 10/23/2009   First to Review
Absolutely one of my favorite parks in San Antonio.  I usually come here in the early mornings to do my workouts.  I get peace and quiet and a beautiful view of Woodlawn Lake.  The walking/jogging trail has distance markers, the gym has a pool and indoor basketball court, there are plenty of benches, some grills, volleyball courts and just an overall nice feel to it.  Come here during a major holiday such as 4th of July and you'll see people who've camped out for about a day or two beforehand attempting to reserve their 'perfect' spot.

Most of the other people that come here are usually pretty nice and will give you a 'hello' and 'good morning' as you pass each other by.  =)

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8806 Huebner Rd
San Antonio, TX 78240
(210) 558-4886

Lee Custom Tailoring  

Category: Sewing & Alterations

4 star rating
 10/23/2009  
Pretty good prices on alterations.  They really know what they're doing here.  I had them alter some pants and the ex's stuff and the ladies always did an outstanding job.  The prices are good for the work that they do and they never take longer than needed.

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4101 S Padre Island Dr
Corpus Christi, TX 78411
(361) 854-7483

Asian Market  

Category: Grocery

4 star rating
 10/23/2009   First to Review
Seems to be Filipino owned but definitely a great find in Corpus.  I was really happy to see that they had a particular flavor of hopia (a Filipino sweet) that I hadn't seen since I was about 13.  The employees were friendly and I got the impression that they had a lot of regulars from the area that shopped here.  The aisles are a bit small and the store sits right next to a Chinese buffet(?) (the parking situation was a little irritating cause the area was packed at the time I went.)

Overall a good variety of items and within a decent price range.

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521 W Elmira St
San Antonio, TX 78212
(210) 352-2000

The Salvation Army  

Category: Thrift Stores

3 star rating
 10/22/2009   First to Review
Ok, I hate to only give the Salvation Army only three stars but... I called them recently to do a pick up on a bunch of furniture and other items I no longer wanted or needed.  The date and place was set up over the course of two different phone calls with a very polite gentleman.

Now fast forward to the actual day: I didn't know what time they would show because as it was explained to me, they would have other pick ups and did not want to guarantee a time.  That's fine with me.  But when the guys did come over, they completely had no clue as to who was involved or what was going on.  I opened the door to the one who knocked (I didn't see the other guy downstairs) and he had no introduction, nothing to say.  He just stood there with a piece of paper in his hand.  I asked him if he was here from the Salvation Army and he said 'Uh... yeah."  Then the other guy downstairs said "Yeah, we're here to pick up.  Is this the right address?"  When I confirmed, I showed them where all the furniture was gathered into my living room.  They both came in and looked and just seemed so lost (there was a LOT of dead air).  I asked, "Don't you have a list of the items?  When I called to make the arrangements for pick up, the guy on the phone took down a list of items."  They just looked at me again and said, "Uh... yeah."  I was definitely starting to lose faith in the whole process.

Although I will say this, that once all of that confusion was taken out of the equation, and they moved all that crap outta my place, I was relieved.  It didn't take them long at all.  So my three stars - to the gentleman on the phone and the fact that it went quick after said confusion...

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18402 US Hwy 281 N, Suite 124
San Antonio, TX 78259
(210) 483-8811

MOTIF Modern Living  

Category: Furniture Stores

4 star rating
 10/22/2009   First to Review
Nice employees and even though the 'urban' look is not completely my style, they do have some nice pieces.  I think the furniture I really took a liking to were the platform beds.  After getting rid of my old platform just recently, I wanted to change up my bedroom furniture.  I told myself that I wouldn't go with another platform but the ones at Motif definitely made the decision hard for me not to.  =)  The prices are a little bit steep for some things but if this is the look you're going for, I'm sure it will definitely be worth it as Ashley Furniture and Rooms to Go don't offer anything like these.

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919 W Hildebrand Ave
San Antonio, TX 78201
(210) 732-6713

Rolando's Super Tacos No 1  

Category: Tex-Mex

4 star rating
 10/21/2009  
Since San Antonio is (obviously) extremely saturated with Mexican restaurants and taquerias one would think they would be hard pressed to find a *GREAT* taco.  Some places just slather whatever into a tortilla while you're left to wonder what in the hell did you just order... while others take time and effort to show you their talents.  Rolando's happens to be the latter.  I mentioned in my review of Patty's that even something as simple as a potato and egg taco tasted really bland there.  Well, at Rolando's I have never felt that way - and YES even about their papas con huevos.  =)

When you're seated you get three different salsas and a basket of chips to start.  When you look at the menu you'll see just regular tacos and 'super' tacos (if the tacos are what you're going for, of course, since they do have items other than).  The regular tacos are just what they are: average sized tacos.  The 'super' tacos are monstrous sized versions of those 'regular' tacos.  I've seen friends of mine who are known to have huge appetites that could barely finish a super taco.  Lol

Parking is a challenge - especially when the church crowd comes in.  So be prepared to wait in a tiny waiting area if it's busy (and try not to get upset or be too surprised if you're playing shuffle between the waiters and other patrons as you wait... like I said, 'tiny waiting area'.  Lol)

Oh and be sure to check out the pictures on the walls... if you notice the Quentin Tarantino movie posters, you'll see pics of when he and Robert Rodriguez came to eat there when they were in town.  =)

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13 E River St
Savannah, GA 31401
(912) 233-6220

River Street Sweets  

Category: Desserts

1 star rating
 10/20/2009  
Really cool to see the sweets being made.  The gelato could have used some work though and a couple of barrels of mini-peanut butter cups(?) seemed to have some interested bugs in them too.  Not too attractive.  They didn't have enough employees working either - at least not enough to accommodate the busy crowd.  By the time someone got to me and my family to cash us out my gelato had melted.

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18318 Sonterra Pl
San Antonio, TX 78258
(210) 564-9400

Chama Gaucha  

Categories: Steakhouses, Brazilian

5 star rating
 Update - 10/20/2009 3 photos  
Came back recently since it had been awhile since my last visit (and boy did Long make me pay for it when he saw me!  Lol)

Anyhow, once again, no change.  Just the same best freakin food an honest to God carnivore could ask for!  It's getting busier and busier the more time goes on too.  The word is definitely out on CG's!

Also, Chama Gaucha's will be having their second restaurant opening in Chicago (Downer's Grove) by the end of this month.  And, they'll be celebrating their 1 year anniversary in San Antonio on the 28th of this month and for that week, they're offering dinner at $28 (down from the usual price of $33.50).  They'll be packed to the hilt and there'll be a lot of events going on from what I've been filled in on so be sure to get your reservations in!

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3 Previous Reviews: Hide »

  • 5 star rating
    3/22/2009

    THANK YOU, JOAO and LONG (the owner and general manager, respectively) .  You and your staff made my evening with some of my close girlfriends such a wonderful experience.  They absolutely came out loving Chama Gaucha's.  I'm definitely proud of the fact that I'm a regular to this restaurant and both of these gentlemen went completely out of their way to make our Ladies' Night memorable.  I was greeted by Long while one girlfriend and I waited at the bar and he told me our table was ready whenever our group was complete.  We had pina coladas, strawberry daiquiris, appetizing salads, a delicious main course and awesome desserts!  Who could ask for more?  We got to know a couple of the servers and to top it all off, Long finished the evening for me by giving me a gift: a complimentary dinner for two.  WOWSERS!!  Thank you!

    I do have to say though, even without the gift, I was extremely happy that my girlfriends were more than satisfied with CG.  One of them was texting her fiancee throughout the course of our dinner and giving him a play by play of everything we were doing as we did it.  =P  Another is planning on bringing her husband here when he gets back from TDY.

    P.S.  Long, if you come across my update, *PLEASE* don't give away my birth name!  LOL  =P

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  • 5 star rating
    2/9/2009

    Still awesome.  Nothing changes during lunch or dinner except for the price and the time of day.  Looks like the word's getting out though cause I had a little bit of a wait on Friday night.  Still worth it though.  =)

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  • 5 star rating
    1/17/2009

    One of the best churrascarias I have ever eaten at.  I've dined here during dinner and lunch and have always walked in happy and out even happier.  The hostess, very professional and with a warm smile, greets you and takes you to your seat.  The first time I went, the waitress asked if I'd ever dined there before and when I answered no, she gave me an introduction to their dining.  She explained their salad bar and some of the items available - ranging from spinach to romaine, a few sliced cheeses, prosciutto and a few other things.  It's not a huge selection but everything was absolutely fresh and oh so good!  She said I could eat as much as I'd like but suggested I don't over do it so as to leave enough room for the main course.  As soon as I was ready, I can turn my card over from saying "No, thanks" to "Yes, please" and that's when the other servers (gauchos) would be around (in no particular order) with the meat choices and the side dishes.  The side dishes consisted of polenta, mashed potatoes and fried bananas.  There are about 14 different cuts of meat ranging from top sirloin, bottom sirloin, lamb, sausage, chicken, pork ribs, filet mignon and their house specialty: the Picanha (a prime cut of sirloin).  The picanha is very distinct; shown in a sort of 'pinwheel' shape in a set of three on a saber.  Wow.  wow.  And wait.  Did I already say 'WOW'????  Incredible.  It was all so good.  I also found out that a few of the employees here have worked at Fogo De Chao so they're very well versed in how a churrascaria works.

    And the best part about the whole experience is that I didn't have to worry about just one person serving me... EVERYONE pitched in and catered to me and all the other customers.  My waitress definitely made it a point to mention that if I needed or wanted anything and I couldn't find her, then I could get any of the servers to assist me.  That's pretty spectacular in my books.  I've never had to ask anyone for anything.  Even when I had dropped my fork!  Someone saw it and came right behind and gave me a new one.  Lol  They weren't to the point that it was bothersome either.  They just had impeccable timing.

    Now for dessert, they have quite a few choices but I'm a creature of habit so I always go for the Papaya Cream with cassis liqeuer.  My server even mentioned the fact that papaya has the properties to break down all the meat that was just eaten and doesn't make you feel 'as full'.  I knew that it was included in some meat tenderizers but I suppose I never really thought about it as a dessert in order to achieve some of the same results.  =D

    There's so much more to my review that I'd love to add but I'd like for you to see for yourself.  I'm sure you won't be dissapointed.  For the price you pay, it's absolutely worth it!!

    P.S.  Don't forget to turn your card back over after each time you've had your fill of meats!  They'll keep coming!!  Lol

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1230 Austin Hwy
San Antonio, TX 78209
(210) 828-1234

Austin Highway Vacuum Center  

5 star rating
 10/20/2009   First to Review
End of the fiscal year spending came up recently and we had to order items for a Lending Closet program at my job.  AHVC came through - twice!  

We needed a somewhat large order and they worked with us from beginning to end - no hassles at all.  The owner called us with every move that was made - from the specifics of what we were looking for, to order status, delivery status and then follow-up.  Definitely a great group of professionals!

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