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108 Hekili St
Kailua, HI 96734
(808) 261-3211

Foodland  

Category: Grocery

5.0 star rating
4/26/2012
You can keep your Whole Foods, and I'll enjoy the empty parking lot while shopping where I always have for the things I always have.

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20 Kainehe St
Kailua, HI 96734
(808) 261-0222

Lemongrass Vietnamese & Thai Cuisine  

Categories: Vietnamese, Thai

4.0 star rating
Update - 7/19/2011
Best Banh Mi in Kailua.  I love the jalapenos in the sandwich, and the bread is crispy, chewy, and still soft as well.  Five stars for the sandwich alone.

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  • 3.0 star rating
    10/3/2010

    I hate to be "that guy."  No, not the guy who wears the P-Funk t-shirt to the P-Funk concert, but the only guy to give a lukewarm review amidst a hotpot of love.  

    But, you know, I'll go back...eventually.  Hopefully their dishes (tom yum, especially) will be a bit more redolent of their name next time.

    That is all.

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7192 Kalanianaole Hwy
Honolulu, HI 96825
(808) 356-2829

Paina Café  

Categories: Hawaiian, Sandwiches
Neighborhood: Hawaii Kai

4.0 star rating
5/19/2011
We like Pa'ina.  We like, we like Pa'ina.

The Ahi Tofu Burger, Roasted Veggie with Portabella Sandwich, and Spicy Ahi Bowl with taegu were all fresh and delicious.  And actually very reasonably priced.

It's a good post-Sandy's meal.

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100 W Kaahumanu Ave
Kahului, HI 96732
(808) 877-3311

Maui Seaside Hotel  

Categories: Restaurants, Hotels

3.0 star rating
4/13/2011
I don't know how anybody can really slam this airport hotel because you don't choose it for its opulent amenities; you choose it because you're not willing or able to splurge.  The decor probably hasn't been updated since it opened, but everything was clean(ish), and the staff was friendly.

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810 Haiku Rd
Haiku, HI 96708
(808) 575-9211

Colleen's At The Cannery  

Categories: Bakeries, Pizza, Breakfast & Brunch

4.0 star rating
4/13/2011
I'm not sure if the secret of service was lost somewhere in time, or if the ahi died in the hale kuke with no way to reignite.  Whatever it was, the food took forever to come out.  

It was definitely worth the wait, though.

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1683 Kalakaua Ave
Honolulu, HI 96826
(808) 942-2237

Home Bar & Grill  

Categories: Bars, American (Traditional), Burgers

5.0 star rating
2/28/2011
If you're going to cheat on your wife or girlfriend it's not worth it unless it's with a movie star, or something.  The same goes if you're going to hook up with your friend's ex (sorry Kanpai).  

If you're gonna cheat on your diet it's not worth it unless it's with Home Bar & Grill's ridiculously delicious food.  I mean, a gluttonous orgy of Wafu Steak, Kimchi Poke, Tater Tot Nachos, an awesome reiteration of Negitoro, Chicken Gizzards, Fried Shrimp with furikake, and a few Stellas should somewhat mitigate the guilt of having slipped a bit in a commitment to more healthful eating.

Or, you could just put it on "the list" and your diet can't say a thing.

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41-865 Kalanianaole Hwy
Waimanalo, HI 96795
(808) 259-7374

Serg's Mexican Kitchen Nalo  

Category: Mexican

3.0 star rating
2/20/2011
Is good, but Manoa is better.  Maybe I miss unrealistic memories of Bueno Nalo?

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1051 Keolu Dr
Kailua, HI 96734
(808) 261-5886

What the 'Pho' - CLOSED  

Category: Vietnamese

5.0 star rating
Update - 2/20/2011
We've eaten here three times this week, and probably ten or twelve times so far this year.  Each time the food has been consistently delicious.  I do have to admit that the pho is not as expletive-evoking as the name of the restaurant may suggest, but the Crab Soup is definitely cuss-worthy.  Also, the veggies in their stir-fries are always so crisp, and the sauces are never too thick.

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  • 4.0 star rating
    10/3/2010

    OMG, IMO, WTP is the best Vietnamese restaurant in Kailua.

    I haven't tried the pho yet [wha...?], but the tofu summer rolls are awesome.  The wrapper is soft and tender, the filling is plentiful and herbacious, and the sauce is silky and flavorful.  Their BBQ pork chops, lemongrass calamari, and crispy noodle are also nicely done.  The only tiny "what-the-pho" [sorry, I couldn't help myself] for me is that their bo kho dosen't come with the garnish plate like at most other places.  The stew is rich and beefy, but I felt that the flavor wasn't complete without the fragrance of the sweet basil.  You also have to order tendon as a side if you want it inside, but it's definitely worth the small charge.

    The service is good, if a bit slow, but very friendly and accomodating.  As soon as the weather cools down a bit, I know I'll be coming here often for their apparently unbelievable namesake.  I hope we have a cold winter...

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151 Hekili St
Kailua, HI 96734
(808) 230-8400

zPizza  

Categories: Pizza, Gluten-Free, Vegetarian

3.0 star rating
2/2/2011
I understand that this place must be a beacon of awesome to all those pizza lovers who suffer from celiac disease.  However, for those of us who can tolerate wheat gluten, I think that zPizza will most likely end up on the chaff list.

I do agree, though, that the Pear and Gorgonzola Salad is very good.

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2919 Kapiolani Blvd
Honolulu, HI 96826
(808) 735-3888

Anytime Cafe  

Categories: Italian, Chinese

4.0 star rating
2/1/2011
I usually don't get "slap-five-concepts-into-one-restaurant" type places, but, for some reason, I like Anytime Cafe's eclectic menu.  

I ordered the Chicken and Anchovy Spaghettini with extra anchovies just like I've been ordering at Banana Leaf lately.  It's the perfect trifecta of garlicky, caper-y, and fishy.  I also enjoyed the lemongrassy Pork Cheek appetizer, and Mango Ice dessert.

I would definitely go back if I were craving some easy Pasta, Pizza, Thai, Chinese, or Plate Lunch options.  Hmm, I guess that explains the name.

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