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Location

Austin, TX

Yelping Since

November 2009

Things I Love

Exploring Austin, The Flaming Lips, Flannel Shirts, India Pale Ales, Bill Murray, Dune, Cultural Activities, The Mighty Boosh

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and around Austin, Texas

My Hometown

Houston Frackin' Texas

Why You Should Read My Reviews

You have to have SOMEthing to do in between masturbation sessions.

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The Last Great Book I Read

Rabbit, Run by John Updike

My First Concert

The Slackers

My Favorite Movie

The Big Lebowski

Most Recent Discovery

Swiss Chard

Recent Reviews

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1466 Grand Ave Pkwy
Pflugerville, TX 78613
(512) 251-4053

Taste of Ethiopia  

Category: Ethiopian
Neighborhood: Pflugerville

5 star rating
 1/11/2010  
This place is the bomb diggity in just about every respect.  The staff is hospitable in just about every respect, and it really shows in the quality of the food as well.  For first timers, I recommend getting the vegetarian sampler (as an omnivore, I will say Yes, Virginia, there IS such a thing as a good vegetarian dish!) as a good introduction to the whole "experience."  Additionally, the spiced tea is AMAZING (which they even serve with REAL sugar too!).

Warning:  You may find it difficult to stop eating once you start here.

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103B Pecan
Pflugerville, TX 78660
(512) 990-9101

Tequila Grill  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Pflugerville

4 star rating
 1/11/2010  
Came here I needed a good dinner to cheer me up, and I certainly wasn't disappointed.  They skimp on the chips and salsa, but you need to remember that the main course (in my case, shrimp enchiladas with salad, rice, and beans) are the main attraction her e.

I was really impressed with the quality of everything overall, especially when you consider that it's basically a blink-and-you-miss hole in the wall that could be mistaken for a quilt shop judging by the outside decor. The prices on everything are rather reasonable too.  Would definitely come back here again.

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10001 Stonelake Blvd
Austin, TX 78759
(512) 794-8778

Iron Cactus  

Category: Tex-Mex

3 star rating
 11/21/2009  
My experience here felt rather awkward.  I came for lunch expecting just a normal Mexican joint, and as soon as I got there in my ten year old car with a cracked windshield, army surplus tshirt, and year old Chuck Taylors, I felt like I was just an indigent beggar from off the street.  The ambiance is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over the top; all it was missing was a string quartet.

You get two salsas.  One is rather boring and only tastes decent once you add some of the hot sauce to it that's conveniently at your table and the other is a pretty decent Roasted Chipotle.  I ended up with their chicken chile relleno, which had the consistency of tuna fish (Don't mean this negatively, just not expected in Latin American cuisine).  Overall, the food was alright.  Nothing worth gushing about, but nothing that would make me wish that Jesus would hurry up and return to Earth either.

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1450 E Main St
Kent, OH 44240
(330) 836-7278

Rockne's  

Category: Restaurants

4 star rating
 11/19/2009  
Family dining at it's finest in Kent, but also what I think contributes to many of Ohio's expanding waistlines as their portions are HUMONGOUS.  It doesn't just serve fried, fatty food, it revels in it.  Every time I ate here, it was the only meal I had the whole day.   I'll definitely say that it's the best place to go to when you're having a terrible day and wish to drown your sorrows with food.  Certainly not for the health-conscious, but when you have the Co-Op downtown that wants $4 for a bunch of bananas, I'll take this instead.

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135 Franklin Ave
Kent, OH 44240
(330) 673-2233

Ray's Place  

Category: Restaurants

4 star rating
 11/19/2009  
I am going to do two reviews of this place, as it changes dramatically depending on when you go.

Review 1:  For dinner, Ray's is very solid.  I have yet to find a bar that rivals the beer selection anywhere else.  The portions are VERY generous (strongly recommend the pasta with sausage and peppers), and the overall atmosphere is very pleasant.

Review 2: This is one of the worst places you could go on the weekend for nightlife.  All the frat boys who aren't still passed out from the previous evening's Bud Light, Cornhole, and Date Rape Extravaganza all flock here to get into fights about Browns v. Steelers and brag about how much they've manscaped in the past week.  Also, the bar TVs will constantly be playing some kind of sport; they will be playing GOLF before Comedy Central is on there.  In addition, the staff is so overrun with orders that you won't get served for a long while.

Overall, I do like this place a lot; I just hate seeing it devolve into what it is on Friday/Saturday evenings.

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1888 State Rt 59
Kent, OH 44240
(330) 676-0710

Guacamole's  

Category: Mexican

2 star rating
 11/19/2009  
When I moved to Kent back in 2007, I was hard up for a good Mexican restaurant and found that I lived right across the street from this place.  So I tried it, and as a Texan who has experienced much more Mexican food than your average Ohioan has, I was really disappointed.  Everyone gushed to me about this place, but I told them it tasted like it was made by white people who use too much grease and get their refried beans out of a can.  Not to mention they use that cheap, thin cheese sauce that guarantees a heart attack.  If this is all that's available like it was to me, go for it, otherwise for those with discerning taste should drive to Cleveland for some passable Mexican food.

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600 N Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78703
(512) 474-2500

Waterloo Records & Video  

Category: Music & DVD's
Neighborhood: Downtown

5 star rating
 11/19/2009  
Yep, don't really see why a lot of other record shops in Austin even bother...I will say though that their DVD section is kind of limited and they could have a better parking situation (especially with the construction currently taking place there) BUT if you want it, they'll have it 9.9 times out of ten.

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1779 Wells Branch Pkwy
Austin, TX 78728
(512) 252-3430

El Faro Taco & Cafe  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Wells Branch

5 star rating
 11/19/2009  
Everything here is just a big ball of delicious.  Their homemade salsa is (dare I say the best in Austin that I've had so far?), and they can cook the best frickin' chile relleno you've ever had in your life in less than five minutes.  Also, I'm pretty sure that the Ode to Joy of Beethoven's 9th was inspired by their buffet (with all sorts of stew meats, taco fixins, chile rellenos, and more.  Follow it up with a very solid rice pudding for dessert and you might have to be rolled out of there like that one girl from Willy Wonka.

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1472 Churchill Hubbard Rd
Youngstown, OH 44503
(330) 759-2789

Paige's Diner  

Category: Diners

4 star rating
 11/16/2009   First to Review
This is THE quintessential midwestern diner, complete with waitresses that call you "hon" or "sug."  The service is impeccable, and the food is the perfect morning-after cure for those nights of debauchery.

Oh, and their Chocolate Puddiing pie is amazing.  If I still lived in Kent, I'd take trips there just for that bit of nectar and ambrosia.

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2121 W Parmer Ln
Austin, TX 78727
(512) 491-0434

Pok-E-Jo's Smokehouse Inc  

Category: Barbeque

2 star rating
 11/16/2009  
I asked for a BBQ chicken sandwich with fries, and was given an almost flavorless chicken salad sandwich (which I didn't even know was even served at a BBQ joint) plus about ten lukewarm french fries.

I'd eat here if I were in a rush and it were the first place I saw in my line of sight, but otherwise....nah.

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