Category:
Comedy Clubs
Neighborhood: Chelsea
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighborhoods: Fresh Meadows, Flushing
Categories:
Sports Wear,
Outdoor Gear
Neighborhood: Upper West Side
Category:
Dim Sum
Neighborhood: Chinatown
Category:
French
Neighborhood: East Village
One appetizer, two entrees, two desserts, one bottle of wine. Total cost: $105.
Total amount of cash in my wallet: $100.
Number of AMEX cards in my wallet: 0
Thoughts that raced through my head when told they only accept AMEX:
1) F*CK!!
2) F*CK ME!!
3) What the f*ck are you looking at?!? (to the woman staring at me from the next table who eavesdropped on my conversation with the waitress when she apologized for not accepting Visa)
4) This is such an appropriate ending to my charity auction date with Julia O. (see my review of Noguchi Museum)
5) M*THERF*CKER!!!
The food here is delicious. The mussels and fries were excellent, as were my scallops and risotto. Julia loved the flamiche appetizer. The only thing that was not great was the inedible bread basket, but that's not an unforgivable sin.
Note: the waitress let me leave to go to an ATM while Julia was in the ladies room, and I got back before she did.
If Julia had found out about this, I would have DIED of embarassment.
That was a close call.
Category:
Barbeque
Neighborhood: Chelsea
Category:
Bakeries
Neighborhood: Chelsea

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Yelping SinceFebruary 2007
In short- Hooters chickens must be from New Jersey.
The wings here are much like the Japanese peoples- on the small side, flavored with soy, and into really weird fashion. (okay, I just made up that last one).
I did get one wing that was incredibly small though. Like, an inch and a half long. And I wondered for a split second about the tiny little chicken it came from, and how small and delicate it must have been, how short its life was, and I felt a twinge of remorse.
Then I chowed down that motherfucker because that lil' baby wing was delicious.