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San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceAugust 2006
Things I Love Find Me InThe ocean, peeing in my wetsuit
My HometownThe City
When I'm Not Yelping...I'm training to maim and disfigure.
My Second Favorite Website My First ConcertSummer Jam '89
My Favorite MovieKids, Step Into Liquid
My Last Meal On EarthBroken glass
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...My balls are actually salty
Most Recent DiscoverySweet Von T
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3838 California St
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 379-9600
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 379-9600
Secily Bason-Mitchell, MD
Category: Doctors
Neighborhoods: Inner Richmond, Laurel Heights
i'm a city native. kezar stadium is hallowed ground.
home of the niners.
http://en.wikipedia.or...
home of the bruce-mahoney. WE ARE S.I.!
http://en.wikipedia.or...
home of many legendary intracity "outsiders"-like brawls.
http://tinyurl.com/6bof5y
respect.
tip for all my single homies: on any given regular training day on the track, the girl to guy ratio is 10:1. thank me later. buy me a beer or something.
home of the niners.
http://en.wikipedia.or...
home of the bruce-mahoney. WE ARE S.I.!
http://en.wikipedia.or...
home of many legendary intracity "outsiders"-like brawls.
http://tinyurl.com/6bof5y
respect.
tip for all my single homies: on any given regular training day on the track, the girl to guy ratio is 10:1. thank me later. buy me a beer or something.
The Embarcadero at Bay Street
San Francisco, CA 94111
San Francisco, CA 94111
Yelp Elite Event @ Butterfly
Category: Local Flavor
Neighborhood: Embarcadero
i think this may have been the last event where i can use a pregnant woman to double up my free drinks.
someone called us the crudest and most inappropriate couple on yelp. awesome compliment but those are big shoes to fill.
great venue. excellent grinds. non-stop entertainment. *coughbreakabitchcough*
elite events never disappoint. never.
someone called us the crudest and most inappropriate couple on yelp. awesome compliment but those are big shoes to fill.
great venue. excellent grinds. non-stop entertainment. *coughbreakabitchcough*
elite events never disappoint. never.
i haven't worked out in a gym in years. i got my exercise by kicking faces and ripping out limbs.
i like that the gym is brand spanking new.
i love my corporate discount.
i like that it's practically empty midday.
i like spikey haired personal trainer guy that checks himself out in the mirror during his client's workout.
i love that they have a lap pool.
i wish they had heavy bags.
i'm undecided about the coed steam room.
i like that the gym is brand spanking new.
i love my corporate discount.
i like that it's practically empty midday.
i like spikey haired personal trainer guy that checks himself out in the mirror during his client's workout.
i love that they have a lap pool.
i wish they had heavy bags.
i'm undecided about the coed steam room.
4288 24th St
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 821-7652
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 821-7652
Firefly
Category: American (New)
Neighborhood: Noe Valley
as of yesterday, the aptly named "Fried Chicken of Your Dreams" is back on the menu. the pre-fixe is sexy from beginning to end.
i made our reservations under the name Haywood Jablomi.
i made our reservations under the name Haywood Jablomi.
417 Clement Street
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 752-1541
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 752-1541
Java Restaurant
Category: Restaurants
Neighborhood: Inner Richmond
when my daughter feels like exploring her indonesian side, we won't be taking her to java restaurant. it would be a disservice to her culture and her stomach.
if and when she asks, "dad, i want some really bad tasting crap with questionable food safety concerns that isn't anything remotely similar to authentic indonesian food and where the service is inattentive and slow and if they could get all handsy on the rims of my drinking glasses that would be awesome!"...then perhaps we'll go back..
note: daughter is unborn
if and when she asks, "dad, i want some really bad tasting crap with questionable food safety concerns that isn't anything remotely similar to authentic indonesian food and where the service is inattentive and slow and if they could get all handsy on the rims of my drinking glasses that would be awesome!"...then perhaps we'll go back..
note: daughter is unborn
1 Dr. Carlton B. Goodlett Place
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 701-2311
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 701-2311
City Hall
Category: Landmarks & Historical Buildings
Neighborhood: Civic Center/Tenderloin
best ramen i've had since leaving okinawa (aka the rock) in '99.
the chashu and the marinated soft boiled egg made me want to make sweet, yet impassionate, love to the cooks...and i'm usually straight...AND newly married.
seriously, the pork and egg will make you go gay for john.
as if you needed another excuse.
the chashu and the marinated soft boiled egg made me want to make sweet, yet impassionate, love to the cooks...and i'm usually straight...AND newly married.
seriously, the pork and egg will make you go gay for john.
as if you needed another excuse.
1900 Clement St
San Francisco, CA 94121
(415) 387-5913
San Francisco, CA 94121
(415) 387-5913
Minami Restaurant
Categories: Japanese, Sushi Bars
Neighborhood: Outer Richmond
i'm convinced that the chef at this place is a real-life hattori hanzo.
"This is my finest sword. If in your journey you should encounter God, God will be cut."
it's one of the few sushi places in the city that reminds me how excellent knifemanship can dramatically enhance the flavor of a slab of raw fish (or even an after-dinner orange wedge.)
savor it. he can disembowel you.
"This is my finest sword. If in your journey you should encounter God, God will be cut."
it's one of the few sushi places in the city that reminds me how excellent knifemanship can dramatically enhance the flavor of a slab of raw fish (or even an after-dinner orange wedge.)
savor it. he can disembowel you.
6 6th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 558-8885
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 558-8885
Louisiana Famous Fried Chicken
Categories: Southern, Chicken Wings
Neighborhoods: Civic Center/Tenderloin, SOMA
you gotta give it up to the crackheads. the skinny fuckers sure know good fried chicken when they see it.
skip the sides. they suck. save your money for a 40oz of high life at the liquor store a few doors down. "$2.25 out the door", says the little sticker on the bottle.
chicken, beer, and the fine company of crackheads makes for a solid four star experience.
skip the sides. they suck. save your money for a 40oz of high life at the liquor store a few doors down. "$2.25 out the door", says the little sticker on the bottle.
chicken, beer, and the fine company of crackheads makes for a solid four star experience.
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