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Review votes:
67 Useful, 62 Funny, and 43 Cool
Location
Brooklyn, NY
Yelping SinceJune 2008
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My HometownHouston, TX
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Date
248 Court St
Brooklyn, NY 11201
(718) 643-0007
Brooklyn, NY 11201
(718) 643-0007
Watty and Meg
Category: American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Cobble Hill
excellent food and PERFECTLY prepared, but the prices make me feel like Watty (or Meg) is trying to dig out of credit card debt. or signed a subprime mortgage.
A bit insider-y looking from the outside, Real Azteca is actually a group of sassy Amazons who work their culinary magic from behind the bar. Sit there to charm free samples and salsa from them; but if you're not careful, they'll charm you into coming back...again and again.
They're my Bronx sirens!
They're my Bronx sirens!
People thought this was:
- Useful (1)
- Funny (1)
- Cool (1)
10 5th Avenue
New York, NY 10011
(212) 253-2324
New York, NY 10011
(212) 253-2324
Le Pain Quotidien
Categories: Bakeries, Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Greenwich Village
I don't speak French, but if I had to guess, "Le Pain Quotidien" probably translates to "PAINfully expensive bread, served with a scowl". I thought the food -- and not the service -- was supposed to be French.
People thought this was:
- Funny (1)
265 Court St
Brooklyn, NY 11231
(718) 596-9113
Brooklyn, NY 11231
(718) 596-9113
Cobble Hill Cinemas
Category: Cinema
Neighborhood: Cobble Hill
The seats, the screen, and even the sticky floor are holdovers from the 80s; it feels like they are going aggressively maintain this charm until it's finally vintage (not yet).
But what this really means is that you get a "Welcome! Shut up and buy some popcorn" sequence full of lasers, space, and an 80s MIDI dance track! That alone is worth it -- and better than most movies I've seen lately.
But what this really means is that you get a "Welcome! Shut up and buy some popcorn" sequence full of lasers, space, and an 80s MIDI dance track! That alone is worth it -- and better than most movies I've seen lately.
402 Henry St
Brooklyn, NY 11201
(718) 625-8583
Brooklyn, NY 11201
(718) 625-8583
Chan's Golden City
Category: Chinese
Neighborhood: Cobble Hill
someone should tell them what "fortune" in fortune cookies REALLY means; they made me pay $.30 for one??!
391 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10014
(212) 242-5230
New York, NY 10014
(212) 242-5230
Pizzeria Uno Chicago Bar & Grill
Categories: Italian, American (Traditional), Pizza
It advertises Chicago deep dish pizza. The problem is that it lives up to the ad: it tastes like it was made and mailed from Chicago...last week.
51 Bank St Frnt
New York, NY 10014
(212) 675-3754
New York, NY 10014
(212) 675-3754
La Focaccia
Categories: Italian, Sandwiches
Neighborhood: West Village
Ok, sorry, but... the eggplant mozz appetizer. You'll never be the same; it will rock your Italian socks off.
It's also my favorite first date spot. So if you find yourself there with me, I hope you know what you're getting into.
It's also my favorite first date spot. So if you find yourself there with me, I hope you know what you're getting into.
People thought this was:
- Useful (1)
141 Court Street
Brooklyn, NY 11201
(718) 625-7370
Brooklyn, NY 11201
(718) 625-7370
Mexicali Restaurant
Category: Restaurants
Neighborhood: Cobble Hill
On Cinco de Mayo 2009 this was the only Mexican place for miles that wasn't booked solid. No wait at all!
...we should have taken that as a hint.
...we should have taken that as a hint.
People thought this was:
- Useful (1)
- Funny (1)
198 Court St
Brooklyn, NY 11201
(718) 855-6166
Brooklyn, NY 11201
(718) 855-6166
Nectar
Categories: Juice Bars & Smoothies, Sandwiches
Neighborhood: Cobble Hill
I said "OH NO!" the minute I found out they delivered; the food/smoothies are so amazing I knew I would never need to leave apartment again. I pictured myself devolving into a gelatinous hermit, sitting on a sad throne of nectar smoothie cups and panini wraps. I've always been on the brink, really.
But that fear soon left when I saw three women frantically collide and fall down (with strollers) to get inside the small door. Each one desperately wanted to get their (nonfat soy!) smoothie orders in first.
It seemed like I'd have to come outdoors for Nectar after all: the spectacle was too funny to miss.
But that fear soon left when I saw three women frantically collide and fall down (with strollers) to get inside the small door. Each one desperately wanted to get their (nonfat soy!) smoothie orders in first.
It seemed like I'd have to come outdoors for Nectar after all: the spectacle was too funny to miss.
People thought this was:
- Useful (1)
- Funny (2)
- Cool (1)
128 Montague St
Brooklyn, NY 11201
(718) 237-8899
Brooklyn, NY 11201
(718) 237-8899
Andy's
Category: Chinese
Neighborhood: Brooklyn Heights
If Andy still/ever exists, then he is a chubby balding non-Asian man who has never eaten food in China, Chinatown, or even Panda Express, but imagines what it might be like.
That's what the food tastes like.
That's what the food tastes like.
People thought this was:
- Useful (2)
- Funny (1)
- Cool (1)
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