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100 Greenwich St
New York, NY 10006
(212) 608-6961

Thunder Lingerie & More  

Category: Lingerie
Neighborhood: Financial District

3.0 star rating
9/23/2010
I was just browsing for places in Tribeca and this came up. Thunder Lingerie. No wait, it's Thunder Lingerie and More. Never been here, so this isn't a proper review, but it's named Thunder Lingerie. And More.

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7103 18th Avenue
Brooklyn, NY 11204
(718) 331-4979

Tortillas King  

Category: Tex-Mex
Neighborhood: Bensonhurst

4.0 star rating
5/2/2010
Ben pretty much hit it, it's your average Tex-Mex place, but sometimes you just need Tex-Mex. Food is fast, affordable, and pretty yummy. Staff isn't unfriendly one bit, but they don't smile. They just don't.

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234 W 42nd St
New York, NY 10036
(646) 495-2015

Dave & Buster's  

Categories: American (Traditional), Arcades
Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Theater District

3.0 star rating
4/23/2010
Basically Chuck E Cheese without the drunken fistfights.

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6310 20th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11204
(718) 256-0138

JJ Bakery  

Category: Bakeries
Neighborhood: Bensonhurst

4.0 star rating
3/16/2010
Banh mi for $3.50. I could end the review right here, but I won't, because I'm a blabbermouth. It's a small place, not many seats or pastry choices, but they do have some really strange menu items for a Chinese bakery, like personal pizzas and neapolitan cake. They also have a kitchen going that makes rice and noodle dishes. Everything I've tried here is good - not great, but good, and certainly worth the low prices.

Fun fact for kids:
More than 1 in every 500 Americans die from cancer.

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6121 20th Avenue
Brooklyn, NY 11204
(718) 837-8343

Florence Food Center & Bakery  

Category: Grocery
Neighborhoods: Bensonhurst, Borough Park

4.0 star rating
2/24/2010 First to Review
A charming little staple in the neighborhood, Florence is a small supermarket (or just market then?) with parts deli and bakery thrown in. Prices are fair, food is good, people are friendly.

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52 E 14th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 466-4789

Best Buy  

Category: Electronics
Neighborhoods: Greenwich Village, Union Square, Gramercy, Flatiron, East Village

3.0 star rating
2/8/2010
Has clean public restrooms. That's good enough for me.

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5100 Kings Plz
Brooklyn, NY 11234
(718) 253-6842

Kings Plaza Shopping Center  

Category: Shopping Centers

2.0 star rating
Update - 2/8/2010
This place has three GameStops. Why does it have three GameStops? Three wrongs don't make a right.

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  • 2.0 star rating
    10/30/2006

    Your typical big shopping mall - chain stores, kiosks, movie theater, jammed with shoppers. Nothing really stands out.

    To make things worse, there's no food court. Fast food restaurants are scattered all over the place.

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122 Gansevoort St
New York, NY 10014

The High Line  

Category: Parks
Neighborhoods: West Village, Meatpacking District

5.0 star rating
1/4/2010
The Good:
Beautiful combination of the old and the new, of the urban and the natural. Lots of benches and seats throughout for resting. Good views of the Empire State Building, Jersey and the streets below. Also, it's a freaking park on an elevated railroad. That alone is cool.

The Bad:
The passage can get pretty narrow at some points, which can be an annoyance if there's a crowd.

Things That Jump Out of Bushes:
Small rats. Big rats. Medium-sized rats. Muggers. Some guy who thought it would be a funny prank to pull on a friend, but then realized  he was mistaken because you weren't the person he thought you were and apologizes, but you smack him in the face anyways, because you were just having a bad day and needed to smack someone, even though he really didn't deserve it since it was a mistake and he was sorry.

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New York, NY 10001

2009  

Category: Local Flavor
Neighborhoods: Chelsea, Midtown West

1.0 star rating
1/4/2010
Oh hey 2009, thanks for Jon and Kate, Balloon-boy, Taylor Swift, Octomom, the Mets, and that guy from Twilight who constantly looks like he's mocking Asians.

I'm gonna murders you in an alley, 2009. I'm gonna murders you.

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620 6th Ave
New York, NY 10011
(212) 255-3550

Bed Bath & Beyond  

Categories: Home Decor, Kitchen & Bath
Neighborhood: Flatiron

4.0 star rating
10/12/2009
It's big, very big, but also a bit confusing and unorganized. Finding what you want might require the help of an employee, and thankfully, they're quite friendly it would seem. They're always like "Hi!", and I'm always like "Grghaa.. hi". Because I'm awkward. Depending on what you're buying, it can swing between inexpensive and pricey. They're always passing out those 20% off coupons in the mail though, so..

For whatever reason, there's also a cafe on the side and a small organic market in the middle of the store. I don't get that, I really don't.

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October 2006

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I stalk cops

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Dyslexia + ADHD + angry attitude = fun reviews!

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Art of War

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Julie and Julia go to White Castle

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Double cheeseburger

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More guys have hit on me than girls

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The Middle and Modern Family. Awesome!

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