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Palo Alto, CA
Yelping SinceMarch 2009
Things I Lovesinging, vegetarianism, melodious punk rock, burning man, animals, trying new food, sweets, french cheese, kids' toys, collecting ice cream scoops, fiction writing
Find Me InTHE FUTURE!!!
My Hometownjersey city, nj
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...i'm romancing your mom
Why You Should Read My Reviewsi know how to write them
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I Readthe graveyard book
My First Concerttrans-siberian orchestra
My Favorite Moviewho framed roger rabbit?
My Last Meal On Earthmy grandpa's sinigang (tamarind soup) with lots of gabi (taro) over rice
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...i used to be a huge anime geek in high school
Most Recent Discoverythere's this one page in "the sun also rises" that uses the word "nigger" a LOT
Current Crushalexa chung, who inspires me to make half-asian babies with a brit
Palo Alto, CA 94304
(650) 330-1782
PF Chang's China Bistro
Categories: Chinese, Asian Fusion
The best spot is the magazine area, with its skylights and very open layout. The rest of the organization is a bit strange. I wish the adult section weren't half on the first floor (fiction) and half on the second (nonfiction and reference), or at least not on opposite sides of the building. I think I know why the children's section is so large, though-- the place used to be an elementary school or something to that effect.
The WiFi is not the most reliable; when I visited today I couldn't get on either of the networks because they were both saturated. I hope they fix that problem soon, because more and more people are going to be coming here. I'm glad they haven't yet run into the same situation for their adjacent parking garage!
San Francisco, CA 94123
(415) 441-3232
Blue Barn Gourmet
Categories: Coffee & Tea, Sandwiches, Cheese Shops
Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow
I have one great standby here: the tomato-mozzarella panini with basil. It's always grilled just right and presented with a side of fresh greens. The other vegetarian options (pear and goat cheese salad, the Coho salad) are ok too, but none of them really compare to having the tomato-mozzarella panini for a light lunch.
Palo Alto, CA 94301
(650) 321-4730
Some Kind of Place Internatl Cuisine
Category: Korean
The first time I ever came here, I raised an eyebrow at their dubious practice of microwaving styrofoam containers and the fact that they're cash-only, but the food is consistent with its homemade yumminess, and there's nothing they do to the food that isn't done in my house. (Besides, they've never proven that nuking styrofoam causes cancer...)
I love this place because 1) they've got boxes of super mild, all-you-can-eat kimchi at every table, and 2) I can order their miso ramen to be vegetarian. I can't even get a Cup Noodle that's vegetarian! Oh, and 3) the good-looking waitstaff, but I've already said that. Minuses? The wait if you come at the wrong times, and DON'T FORGET IT'S CASH ONLY. Owari!
Anyway, for starters, there are multiple themes in the decor, much like the decor in a house of someone with Multiple Personality Disorder. There's the sporty every-sport-that-features-white-guys-on-boards theme (see the bumper stickers on the walls), the Jocky Sports Bar theme represented by a bunch of flatscreen TVs that were showing college football games, the Hawaiian "let's pretend we're from Maui" theme and the quasi-Mexican "what the f*ck is a banzai burrito?" theme. Basically the overarching theme is "I'm A Huge Douche". This might explain why the only people we saw in the restaurant were a couple of really white and really tourist-looking families from the first wave of Stanford's freshman orientation weekend.
My friend Debz and I waited inside the front door for over maybe ten minutes, with waiters and diners alike glancing at us every so often, before we realized we had to go behind the weird winding partition (a partition in a restaurant usually means a bathroom, right?) to get to the cash register and order Maui onion rings, a wet burrito and a burrito bowl. That day, the water main apparently broke right before we came in, and we had to buy our own bottle of Aquafina.
It wasn't too long a wait after we paid and sat down, though we watched enough football game commercials to make me undergo an existential crisis (Me: "Are we really going to spend the rest of our lives in suburbia, grilling burgers and drinking beer?? Oh God WILL I END UP A TROPHY WIFE???" Debz: "Calm down, I think you're gonna be okay."). The food was decent and used fresh ingredients, but it was kind of unremarkably... Cali Mex. I'm glad I ordered a wet burrito because Debz didn't seem to enjoy his dry-looking burrito bowl very much.
I wasn't looking to try the Banzai Burrito (Teriyaki in a burrito? Hmm), so I don't think I'd hit this place up again unless I were craving "Maui" onion rings, which is unlikely. They have free WiFi, which would be a greater pull for me than their food. If you're craving serious Mexican food, for the love of God try El Grullense instead.
The kulfi we got for dessert the other day was tasty, although probably a bit overpriced. You might as well get their supersweet mango lassi to go or go down the street to the gelato place. Anyway, the service was the bomb digs, and the food is dependably good. But I'd recommend that coupon to anyone who is or looks like a Stanford student.
I thought I'd have more questions for them about my new pet scorpion, but the people who worked there looked pretty busy so Ricky and I didn't bother them. Some of their stuff (rocks, sticks, rare tarantulas, etc.) seemed a bit overpriced, but then there were $12 bettas that came with their own bowl and emperor scorpions that were fairly priced for this area. I don't know if I'd make the trip up here again unless my scorpion is sick or something, but it was worth a visit.
Berkeley, CA 94704
(510) 649-9117
Tapioca Express
Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Downtown Berkeley
The wifi was definitely a plus, but I felt a little too old to be mingling with a bunch of super-scene kids. If I'm around Shattuck again, though, I'd think about hitting this place up again.
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I've gotten almost all of their vegetarian main courses a couple of times, but I eventually learned that all I need from this place is one appetizer-- their deliciously crunchy vegetarian lettuce wraps. It took me a long time to figure out how to fold 'em (and I still make a huge mess when I bite into one), but now I just order it as my meal and not as a starter. It's perfect if I'm with friends and don't have to act prim and proper.
The mixed drinks, alcoholic or not, are tasty and well-made if you can handle the price; their wine selection is pretty good too. The desserts are brilliant-- I've had almost every one, and they're all quite decadent, although only a little bit better taste-wise than the Cheesecake Factory's selection of sweets. I love the shot glass samplers though-- they're cheap and just the right amount of over-the-top sweetness to end your meal.