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2245 Springfield Ave
Union, NJ 07088
(908) 688-1455

Whole Foods Market  

Categories: Health Markets, Grocery

3.0 star rating
Update - 1/24/2012 1 photo
If you are going to be the most pretentious and expensive grocery store around, you'd better back it up with quality. I bought a pound of pignoli nuts ($27) from the bulk foods department, and they were waxy and stale. I also bought wheatberry-cranberry salad from the cold salad bar, and the wheatberries were extremely undercooked. It was like trying to eat a bowl of pebbles. I threw the whole thing in the garbage after one bite (which I had to spit out).
I may still come here for specialty items, but this is not an option for everyday grocery shopping.

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  • 5.0 star rating
    1/29/2009 First to Review

    This brand-spankin' new store opened in October 2008 when the Millburn store closed/moved to this location.
    The place is large. Everything is of the highest quality, if you can afford it. There are some bargains to be had if you look carefully. I got some beautiful, fresh flounder fillets for $6.99 lb. The veal osso buco was cheaper than at King's or Wegman's, although the rest of the meat prices were sky-high.
    The produce is superb. They had quail eggs, fresh duck eggs for $1 each, and something I could not believe I was seeing for sale: fresh emu eggs for $24.95 each (see photo). WTF do you do with that?
    There's a huge selection of bulk nuts and grains, organic cereals, cheeses, coffees, teas, and, of course, a big salad bar, hot food bar, pizza bar, soups and high-quality prepared foods that are very appealing.
    Of course, the store features a big selection of natural health and beauty products that Whole Foods is known for, plus a unique self-service bath salts bar, a gigantic fresh squeezed veggie juice bar, as well as a huge selection of ridiculously expensive designer chocolate bars, which are currently the rage.
    They also stock my beloved Columela Spanish olive oil.
    This is an exciting and fun place to shop, but bring plenty of dough. Also, be aware that if you need to purchase items such as an ordinary, incandescent light bulb, or national brand-name paper goods or cleaning products, you will not find them here.

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439 South Ave W
Westfield, NJ 07090
(908) 233-9733

Clyne & Murphy  

Categories: Caterers, Diners

2.0 star rating
1/23/2012 1 photo
Burned to the ground yesterday, just like Ferraro's last year. A disturbing trend.

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Aynam Road
Kendal LA9 7DE
UK
+44 1539 738268

ProBikeKit.com  

Category: Bikes

5.0 star rating
1/21/2012 1 photo First to Review
This UK online supplier is my go-to source for bicycle tires and cycling clothing, including genuine Euro pro team wear. Their prices on tires are generally lower than anywhere in the USA, with a very large selection.
They ship worldwide, and postage to the USA is free on most items. My orders always arrive within 1-3 weeks. Not super-fast, but U.S. Customs is responsible for most of that delay.
Unlike some internet retailers, Probikekit always responds to emailed customer service inquiries very quickly, and in a responsible and helpful fashion.
Can't say a bad word about this company. A great cycling resource.

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101 Founders Way
Bethlehem, PA 18015
(610) 297-7100

ArtsQuest Center at SteelStacks  

Categories: Music Venues, Performing Arts

4.0 star rating
1/13/2012
This arts complex has been open since April of 2011. The multi-level space houses a cinema, an art gallery, several bars and cafés, and a cabaret for live music. There is also an outdoor plaza for concerts and events, in season. This place is very easy to get to from central NJ and NYC via Rte. 78, and parking is free. The backdrop for it all is the looming, immense, but now defunct Bethlehem Steel smelting plant, which is dramatically illuminated at night.

I saw singer/songwriter Chris Smither play here this evening, and then met him after the show in the lobby, where he autographed CD's. The performance space is very comfortable and open, yet initimate, and the sound quality is excellent.

The café food wasn't too good--I ordered a bacon cheeseburger with parmesan garlic fries. The kitchen forgot both the bacon and the parmesan garlic seasoning for the fries, even though I was charged for both. The burger was dry, unseasoned, and tasteless, even with cheese, onion, lettuce, and tomato on it. However, the bar had a decent selection of booze and soft drinks. 16 oz. cans of Pabst Blue RIbbon beer were only $3.00. So, come to enjoy the music and the bar, but skip the food.

Upcoming shows include guitar legend Sonny Landreth, appearing on June 22nd.
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137 Central Ave
Westfield, NJ 07090
(908) 264-8180

Turning Point of Westfield  

Categories: Diners, Breakfast & Brunch

2.0 star rating
1/13/2012
I did not have a good experience at this low-end diner, which masquerades as a trendy café.
For starters, there were greasy fingerprints all over my knife and water glass. The food came out quickly, yet my Eggs Benedict ($9.50) was cold. The hollandaise sauce had broken, and the English muffin was soggy. It was garnished with unripe tomato slices, and diced breakfast potatoes, which were cooked adequately, but barely lukewarm. The whole dish, besides not being hot enough, was tasteless.
I also ordered the fresh fruit salad ($4.50), which consisted of finely-diced honeydew melon, minced mango, blueberries, red seedless grapes, and sliced strawberries. It looked and tasted like it had been sitting around for days. The top was garnished with powdered sugar, which didn't help.
The ambiance here is nice, but I didn't enjoy the food, and won't return. Show owner comment »

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345 Bloomfield Ave
Montclair, NJ 07042
(973) 744-4960

True North Osteria  

Categories: Pizza, American (New)

5.0 star rating
1/8/2012 1 photo
Upscale Montclair, NJ has no shortage of pretentious, expensive restaurants, so the owners here have taken a different, understated approach, and have hit it out of the park. This place instantly reversed my jaded attitude about going out to eat. The food here has a rustic, irresistable home-cooked appeal, with flavors that are unexpectedly bold, and distinctly modern.

Start with one of their artisanal bruschettas ($4-$7), all served on a homemade, crusty, olive-oil-rich Italian bread, which is baked fresh every day. Some of the toppings include wine-braised Kalamata olives with herbed ricotta, fig paste with prosciutto, and cumin-infused compound butter with juilliened radishes.

Tapas-style, vegetarian small plates are $4-$6. I enjoyed both a special of the day, delicious, caramelized brussell sprouts roasted with pistachio nuts, and the roasted fennel, chickpea, and parmesan soup ($5).

The main event here is a grilled, thin-crust pizza ($10-$16), the foundation of which is their homemade crust, which is slow-risen for three days, and is flavorful, light, crispy, and chewy, all at once. Choose your own toppings, or order one of their signature pies, such as the "Jersey Devil": homemade mozzarella, caramelized onions, oven-roasted New Jersey tomatoes, and pepperoncini.

Desserts are not an afterthought here, either. The cranberry-lemon compote panna cotta was fantastic, and a butterscotch cupcake garnished with Maldon sea salt was good, too.
As I have alluded to, many of the ingredients used here are sourced from local NJ farmers, and virtually everything on the menu is prepared from scratch. There's a lot of love in the food here, and it shows.

Listed in: Good local restaurants

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683 9th Ave
New York, NY 10036
(212) 265-9471

Pietrasanta  

Category: Italian
Neighborhoods: Hell's Kitchen, Midtown West, Theater District

4.0 star rating
12/23/2011
Pleasant, intimate Italian restaurant in the theatre district. Bread, pasta, and desserts are made in-house.
The fried calamari was nicely cooked, crispy, not greasy, with just the right amount of chewiness, and served with a tasty fra divalo sauce for dipping. Also had the homemade fettucchini verde in cream sauce with onions and pancetta, and the pumpkin ravioli. Both were very good. Dessert was a delcious panna cotta with strawberry coulis, and mini cannolis, which were so-so. A bottle of decent Chilean pinot noir was $25.
The tab for the wine, one hot app, two pasta entrees, two desserts, and two cappuccinos was $94, plus tax and tip. Service was fine. I would eat here again.

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225 W 44th St
New York, NY 10036
(212) 239-6200

Shubert Theatre  

Category: Performing Arts
Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Theater District

3.0 star rating
12/11/2011
To the tall guy who complained about the lack of legroom: Were you the one sitting directly in front of me, with your girlfriend's head on your shoulder all night, so that I couldn't see around you? Thanks a lot.
"Memphis", however, was very entertaining, and the star, Montego Glover, an extraordiarily talented and beautiful young woman.

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644 10th Ave
New York, NY 10036
(212) 307-9388

Olieng Thai  

Category: Thai
Neighborhoods: Hell's Kitchen, Midtown West

2.0 star rating
12/11/2011
Yelp steered me wrong here. I had communication problems with the meek waitress, who does not understand English very well. There were only two other patrons in the place when my wife and I sat down to an early dinner, yet, she rushed us through our meal, serving our entrees when we were only halfway through our appetizers.
I had a Tom Kha Gai soup, which was little more than a cup of hot lime juice with a couple of overcooked chicken pieces in it. We also got an order of fried dumplings, which were inedible, freezer-burned dog chews.

My entree was green curry chicken, served with a small, insufficent scoop of white rice. The chicken pieces and the vegetables were sparse. The sauce had an agreeable heat, but lacked complexity. My wife had Pad Cashew Chicken with dry-looking brown rice, which was not appealing enough for me to taste.

I was still hungry after two courses, so I ordered the Thai rice pudding from the dessert menu, but they didn't have it. The waitress asked me if I wanted the pumpkin custard. I said OK, but, then she said, "We don't have that, either". I asked her to go back into the kitchen and see what they did have, and then settled for the fried ice cream, which they garnished with Hershey's Syrup squeezed from the bottle, right in front of me. The peanut-oil-fried breading tasted a little rancid.

Hot tea ($2.00 extra charge) was a cup of hot water served with one of those ten-for-a-penny imported Asian tea bags. This place was a total miss.

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82-07 153rd Ave
Howard Beach, NY 11414
(718) 641-8259

La Villa Pizzeria  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Lindenwood

4.0 star rating
Update - 12/5/2011
We returned for lunch on a Sunday afternoon. I had a rigatoni al forno with a mushroom bolognese sauce, my wife had a ravioli with meat sauce, and my BIL had roasted salmon over sautéed escarole, plus a basket of assorted focaccia breads for the table.

All the food came out together, and was piping hot. Portions were generous, and the flavors were rich and authentic. Good thing, because if they didn't play to the crowd in this neighborhood, the chefs would be wearing cement overshoes, capiche?

The waiter couldn't have been nicer. The tab came to $55, plus tax and tip, for the three entrees, a bottle of Pellegrino, and a couple of sodas. Not cheap, but at least I liked it, which is more than I can say about a lot of restaurants where I've eaten lately.

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  • 3.0 star rating
    8/24/2008 First to Review

    There's a few La Villa restaurants--this is the one in Queens. They have a pleasant al fresco patio for outdoor dining, as long as you don't mind getting buzzed every few minutes by low-flying jumbo jets on landing approach to JFK airport.
    I had a delicious fennel, roasted beet, and arugula salad to start. The chicken and pasta entrees looked good, but I came here to try their famous Margherita pizza.
    This pie was a quintessential New York pizza, reminiscent of Original Ray's in Manhattan. It was all about the chewy, bready crust, not the cheese or tomato sauce, which dried up in the oven. I ordered the pie topped with shaved Prosciutto di Parma.The ham made it more of a flavorful meal. Without the topping, the pizza would have been pretty bland.
    After the first slice, the appeal started to wear off. I couldn't manage to eat the edge of the crust, it was just too much bread.
    This was not the best pizza I have ever eaten, not by a long shot. It was also a little pricey; I don't think I've ever paid $35 for a pizza before, and am unlikely to do so again. However, the appetizer was great, so I would be willing to come back and try some of their other salads or entrees.

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