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14 Useful, 6 Funny, and 9 Cool
Oakland, CA
Yelping SinceAugust 2006
Find Me Insome coffeeshop, pretending I'm still as spooky as I was years ago
My HometownBaltimore, MD
When I'm Not Yelping...Wrangling words, or conducting culinary experiments of various success levels.
My Last Meal On EarthFrench cheese, Israeli hummus, Indian curry, organic fruit, Italian espresso
Most Recent DiscoveryPie is really easy to make. Which means I am about to get really, really fat.
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 554-2625
Adult Immunization & Travel Clinic
Categories: Medical Centers, Doctors
Neighborhood: Civic Center/Tenderloin
People thought this was:
- Useful (3)
- Funny (1)
- Cool (2)
However, if you're the type who expects the waitstaff to be uniformly smiling and Americanized, don't even bother - you'll end up writing something uppity and giving this place a bad name. Yes, all the guys that work here are rude and have no idea about what Americans consider to be "good service." One time, my companion failed to put his napkin in his lap before the food came, so our waiter scowled and pointedly thrust the napkin at him. Another time, the guy refilling our water glasses got a call on his cell phone and went to answer it, and ended up overfilling the glasses. Some could take this for bad service, but here's how I look at it: if you go to India, the waiters most likely will not smile at you. They'll just bring you your food with a scowl. And the particular quality of service here just makes me think that this place is so authentic, they just haven't learned the smiley ways of the Americans yet. And when they do, the food will probably suffer. If you want flair, go to f'ing Applebees. If you want good Indian good, come to Royal Taj.
People thought this was:
- Useful (1)
- Funny (1)
- Cool (1)
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 621-1994
Ananda Fuara
Category: Vegetarian
Neighborhoods: Civic Center/Tenderloin, SOMA
I've been here twice and haven't ordered anything other than the neatloaf yet, but bites off companions' plates revealed that the other menu items are also tasty. Not fancy-tasty, just good-quality-simple-food-tasty, which is really the best kind of tasty. Also: cheap, convenient, just cultish enough to make it unique, and the bathrooms are like awesome little peace shrines. But these are all details that don't hold a candle to the neatloaf. Mmm, neatloaf.
Oakland, CA 94610
(510) 271-0843
Walgreens Drug Store
Categories: Drugstores, Convenience Stores, Photography Stores & Services
Neighborhoods: Lower Hills, Lakeshore
Here's what just happened to me: I went to Walgreens to pick up a few things, went to check out, and started punching some buttons on the credit card machine. But before I got a chance to actually swipe my card, the register spit out a receipt, and cashier handed me my bag of stuff, and I would have walked out having stolen someone else's identity.
Whoever had used a MasterCard at that register before me is damn lucky I noticed what happened and started raising hell, otherwise their identity would have been stolen. (Merry Christmas, MasterCard owner!) Of course, the clerks were all looking at me like, "What's your problem, lady? The card went through!" But I wasn't about to partake in identity theft, so I made them cancel the whole transaction, paid for my stuff in cash, and hightailed it out of there.
So, I will say it again: DO NOT USE YOUR CREDIT CARD IN THIS STORE. Seriously.
People thought this was:
- Useful (2)
- Cool (1)
Berkeley, CA 94704
(510) 649-9389
Biryani House
Category: Indian
Neighborhoods: UC Campus Area, Downtown Berkeley
The girl working the counter told me that Biryani House just changed their chef. Whoever the new guy is, he sucks, and I'm not going back unless someone assures me that the old chef has returned. I walked past this place the other day, glanced inside, and kept walking. It's sad, really, because it used to be genuinely good!
People thought this was:
- Useful (1)
Berkeley, CA 94704
(510) 548-5553
Cafe Tibet
Category: Himalayan/Nepalese
Neighborhood: Downtown Berkeley
We ordered the eggplant chips appetizer, and the battered pieces of eggplant were greasy and soggy. The dipping sauce was all right, but nothing to rave about. Then came our entrees. We got the Himalayan-spiced chicken with rice, which was bland and flavorless, and an eggplant dish in a curry-type sauce, which was also bland and completely unmemorable. The latter we ordered with the Tingmo bread, because it sounded interesting and we wanted variety from rice.
Wow, that bread was some nasty s**t. First of all, it looked and smelled like unbaked white bread, a heady and almost sickening yeast aroma making it anything but appetizing. It was steamed, not raw, thankfully, but here's a news flash: steaming raw white bread dough robs it of any flavor it would have prepared in any other way. The bread pretty much spoiled all the food it touched, and the food wasn't great to begin with. But the worst part came hours later, when the bread just wouldn't leave. It didn't make me sick exactly, but just sat in my stomach like a house guest who'd overstayed his welcome. Nasty.
People thought this was:
- Useful (1)
- Funny (1)
- Cool (1)
Oakland, CA 94610
(510) 628-0982
Cafe DiBartolo
Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighborhoods: Lower Hills, Grand Lake
1. YEEEEAAAAH JET FUEL COFFEE
2. Super cute fenced-in courtyard makes for an excellent place to read a book and get wired up on the aforementioned jet fuel
3. Free wi-fi
The bad thing: only open until about 6pm most days. What's up with that?
People thought this was:
- Useful (1)
- Cool (1)
Stockton, CA 95210
(209) 957-5625
Delta Lock & Key Service Inc
Category: Keys & Locksmiths
Also, this business recently moved: they're not on West Lane anymore, but on Pacific Ave, just north of Lincoln Road.
My favorite items on the menu are all the things that come in clay pots. They don't necessarily taste better than the other things on the menu, but I'm a sucker for presentation, and in a place where all the food is good all the time, you have to pick arbitrary favorites.
If you're only aware of vegetarian food that involves jello-esque chunks of tofu wriggling around a plate, I'd advise you to wipe your memory clean and pay a visit to this lovely little restaurant. If my steak-loving friend can learn to love the caramelized tofu fish, so can you.
People thought this was:
- Useful (3)
- Funny (2)
- Cool (1)
Stockton, CA 95204
(209) 943-7469
Stockton Empire Theatre
Categories: Performing Arts, Venues & Event Spaces, Music Venues
The Empire Theater itself is an old movie house turned into a live music venue. The former theater lobby is a coffeeshop that's recently changed its name from Java Aroma to Empresso, though locals just call it Empire. It's the closest thing that Stockton has to a hipster coffee house, and while you can find better ones in Sacramento or the Bay, if you're stuck in Stockton you'll be thankful for finding this place.
Decent coffee and pastries, free wi-fi, open till midnight most days. A really nice atmosphere that lets customers choose between sitting in a dimly lit renovated theater lobby, complete with paintings and pretty light fixtures, or at a table under a canopy outside.
People thought this was:
- Useful (2)
- Funny (1)
- Cool (2)
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It's true that this place doesn't take insurance, but their prices are affordable, not to mention way cheaper than getting typhoid or malaria. It's a cute office, too - maps and tapestries all over the place.