Category:
American (New)
Neighborhoods: Japantown, Lower Pac Heights, Pacific Heights
Category:
Thai
Neighborhood: Downtown Berkeley
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Categories:
Tapas Bars,
Mediterranean
Listed in: District Dining
Categories:
Used, Vintage & Consignment,
Men's Clothing,
Women's Clothing
Neighborhoods: Lower Pac Heights, Pacific Heights
Listed in: You Better Werk!
Category:
Tours
Neighborhood: Lower Haight
Listed in: The Great Outdoors
Categories:
Food Stands,
Latin American,
Argentine
Neighborhood: SOMA
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if you don't like the banana-dulce de leche empanadas from el porteno, you can punch me in the face.
this is the promise i made to Zee K., my off the grid buddy, and i make the same one to you today, gentle yelper. i am so confident that anyone and everyone will like those delectable dessert empanadas, that i put this gorgeous mug up for collateral. one of only three desserts served at OTG: fort mason, these treats hold their own against heavy-hitters cupkate's and the creme brulee cart.
people, these are heaven in hand-pie format. they are yummy even cold or re-heated; fresh from the oven, they're so good you'd give up your firstborn for one. it's like rays of milky, caramelly, banana sunshine sliding into your belly. i order three at a time. (not joking; ask the vendor!)
so why 4 stars instead of 5? to be honest, i don't love the savory empanadas! i had the asparagus, gouda, and red pepper - it wasn't great. i'll keep going back for the banana-dulce de leche ones, though!
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Categories:
Parks,
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Listed in: The Great Outdoors
"you wouldn't like me when i'm hungry..."
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Review votes:
1098 Useful, 1034 Funny, and 1026 Cool
Washington, DC
Yelping SinceApril 2009
Things I LoveTRAVEL, sunny days, champagne, cooking for friends, retail therapy, alcohol-induced frivolity, hiking, red velvet cupcakes, crossword puzzles, board games, charades, the great outdoors, high heels, brunch, being a paparazzo, trying new foods
Find Me Indupont circle
My Hometownthe DC area
When I'm Not Yelping...i'm seeking my bliss
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I Readblood, bones, and butter by gabrielle hamilton
My First ConcertHFStival (RIP)
My Favorite Moviethe princess bride
My Last Meal On Earthmaryland crabcakes & fries, red velvet cake, cinnamon ice cream, all homemade
Most Recent Discoverythanh long's roast crab - HOLY CRAB
the brisket sandwich was so good that i'll be heading back this weekend for another.
the oval-shaped acme roll was slathered with their whole-grain dijon mustard, and piled high with a darkly-sweet onion marmalade, lightly dressed arugula, and brisket tender enough to make a jewish mother happy.
the fries were crisp and salty, and the mac and cheese was sharp and flavorful, but the chicken itself i found to be overly lemon-flavored and slightly dry. maybe it's because we were there around 9pm, so the end of their service, but for a place that touts its rotisserie skills, they need to get better at basting.