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Involved 5 gents from Boston...on 4 wheelers.

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Thank You for Smoking (current)

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3701 NW Cary Pkwy
Cary, NC 27513
(919) 467-9955

Laser Eye Center of Carolina  

Categories: Optometrists, Eyewear & Opticians, Ophthalmologists

5 star rating
 2/22/2009 1 photo   First to Review
Dr. Dean Dornic has been my eye doctor for 28 years...okay, so he is my father - a fact that might discount my endorsement but really should not.

Because I lived with him, I know that any free second of Dr. Dornic's life - outside of being a husband and father of three, was and is dedicated to ophthalmology, research and continuing education.  I have never met anyone more passionate about their profession than my father.  He lives, breathes and loves being a doctor and cares for his patients more than any doctor I've ever seen.  

It should speak volumes that I live 5 hours aways and have great vision insurance but would NEVER see another OD or MD for my eye care.  Many of my friends from Raleigh and as far as New York City feel the same way - they all agree that he is worth the wait and many of them travel home with me just to get their vision check-ups and/or LASIK.  

Visit him in Cary or Smithfield - I can guarantee you will never want to "see" a different ophthalmologist after seeing my father.

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3034 M St
Washington, DC 20007
(202) 337-4131

Juicy Couture  

Category: Accessories
Neighborhood: Georgetown

2 star rating
 1/22/2009  
The Juicy store leaves me feeling parched - thirsty for creativity and quality.  The selection is dry at best.  Their clothes are expensive billboards for their company logo.  

The store is attractive but the clothing is not.  That is, unless you enjoy looking like a washed-up pop star, stripper or a cougar.  They have a nack for taking fairly sensible clothing and ruining it with bedazzled slang...often located on the ass or chest.  

Not sure how long this store will make it in Gtown as anything worth buying from their line can be found down the street at CO-OP.

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3265 M St NW
Washington, DC 20007
(202) 333-1738

Lululemon Athletica  

Categories: Yoga, Sports Wear
Neighborhood: Georgetown

4 star rating
 1/22/2009  ROTD 2/13/2009
I'm a Lulunatic.  I Lulu love it.  Comfy, supportive and stylish.  Lululemon Athletica is one of my dealers.  They fuel my addiction for designer lounge wear.  

I began purchasing their pricey pieces in NYC and was delighted to see their stores pop up in DC over the past year.  My only beef is selection.  

"Lulu, if you can hear me...I need more selection in DC.  Black and grey are not going to cut it.  We aren't all lawyers in DC.  Send us some color and new styles."

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419 Glenwood Ave
Raleigh, NC 27605
(919) 755-0755

Solas  

Categories: Restaurants, Lounges

5 star rating
 1/5/2009  
In DC I'd give this a lower rating but for Raleigh this place is fantastic.  Unlike some of the other reviewers, I actually had dinner and stuck around for the Lounge/Club action after.  First off, Solas is not a nightclub.  If you are going "clubbing," don't go there.  It has much more of a South Beach vibe i.e. Sky Bar at the Shore Club.  The roof deck and verandas are proof that the owners & designers thought through the layout and maximized their resources because there is plenty of outdoor space.  The "scene," whether you love or loathe it is no fault of the restaurant.  Its your city...sorry, it was Raleigh.  

You can't expect Solas to import chic guests from exotic cities just to disguise your geo-social surroundings.  That said, the crowd was fine - a nice mix of ages, races and gender.  

Now to the food!  
The food was great - the sweet potato gnocchi was stellar, mojitos delicious and the entrees were all well above average.  Our server was thoughtful and attentive without hovering and the ambiance was comfortable yet elegant.  

Don't go there with a chip on your shoulder or an inferiority complex and I assure you that you'll have a nice time.  Have dinner first and you'll enjoy an inventive and delicious meal.

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1913 Massachusetts Ave NW
Washington, DC 20036
(202) 835-5531

PNC Bank  

Category: Banks & Credit Unions
Neighborhood: Dupont Circle

2 star rating
 Update - 11/19/2008  
Okay...so Eddie is gone.  I believe he is now at M&T.  His replacement Juan is tres terrible!  He is rude and condescending...very unwilling to help or answer questions and is incapable of following through on his promises.  Sorry to all that may have inquired due to my rave review.  Guess it is true that a company is only as good as the represenattive you work with - I miss Eddie and will likely track him down at his new bank.

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  • 5 star rating
    6/6/2008

    I have never felt so strongly about a financial institution - banking in general is not one of my favorite things to do but I LOVE PNC BANK!!!  

    They are friendly, fast and better yet - they refund all ATM fees from using non-PNC ATMs.  I can't tell you how many hours I wasted calling Bank of America or Wachovia to argue about charges or because they screwed something up...eh hem, like freezing my business account without notice because my branch didn't submit my articles of incorporation to BOA corporate... I opened it in person - no joke!  

    Anyhow, I met Eddie Sandhu (I am plugging him specifically because he rocks) and have never looked back.  Eddie hooked me up with an entire network of people (non-PNC) that now keep my books, do my payroll, pay bills etc. This enables me to focus on my work and growing my business while Eddie, my bookkeeper extraordinaire Randi Dutch and a few more folks handle the stuff I hate - taxes, finances, etc.

    Anyhow, give Eddie a call - he set up personalaccounts for three of my employees in addition to me and my biz.  No need for disclosure here - I really don't know him outside of work but when you meet people who go above and beyond their job to help you, they deserve a hat tip.  

    PNC is awesome!  Eddie is fab!  Go bank it up!

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295 Amsterdam Ave
New York, NY 10023
(212) 580-2892

Andy's Deli  

Category: Delis
Neighborhood: Upper West Side

4 star rating
 11/16/2008  
Uh, hi!  Delivery please?  Yes, I'll have an everything bagel toasted... and scooped out with cream cheese.  

And 5 minutes later...smiling delivery guy and breakfast is served.

Uh, hi!  Delivery please?  I'll have a six pack of miller lites, some hummus, a water and some chips.  

And 5 minutes later...smiling delivery guy and the party is underway.

Andy's is friendly, dependable and efficient.  Definitely a fan.

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17 Prince St
New York, NY 10012
(212) 625-2002

Cafe Habana  

Categories: Latin American, Cuban
Neighborhood: Nolita

5 star rating
 11/16/2008  
You know the little ditty that goes "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care?"

I never understood it until my first trip to Cafe Habana a few years ago.  Apparently, I misunderstood the lyrics as the song is clearly about this restaurant...

You see, Jimmy wasn't cracking corn.  He was addicted to "crack corn" from Cafe Habana.  Like Jimmy, I too am addicted to Habana's "crack corn."  I get a hit every single time I'm in New York and though the high is just as good at each visit, it's never enough to satisfy my bottomless craving for crack corn.  

While you are there, try a mojito and the Cuban sandwich - YUM!!!!

BEWARE of the crack corn  - it only takes one bite off the cob to get hooked for life.

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845 United Nations Plaza
New York, NY 10017
(212) 964-7777

Megu Midtown  

Categories: Japanese, Bars
Neighborhood: Midtown East

5 star rating
 11/16/2008  
Megu is soooooo guuuud.  The carpaccio is blessed, the sushi is to-die-for and the asparagus spear appetizer must be made by angels because it is heavenly.  

It is not cheap but it is worth the splurge.  I have been to both locations and was extremely pleased both times.  If you go to the Trump Tower location, order your food in the upstairs lounge...more comfortable and fun than the actual tables.

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1515 U Street NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 332-5639

Rckndy  

Categories: Furniture Stores, Home Decor
Neighborhood: U Street Corridor

3 star rating
 10/25/2008  
I've been in several times and I just can't get jiggy with this place...when it comes to retail, I certainly believe if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you don't believe me, ask my credit card. The store is cute and the products are fun and interesting but the personalities of the owners?employees? is schmediocre. I find it to be a little pricey and that is a huge statement for me...maybe I'm just a furniture snob but if I am going to spend that kind of money (forgive me for saying this but kinda true), I'm not going to buy sexed-up Ikea.

I will say that their business is great for Millennium and Good Wood . Every time I go to Rckndy, I leave thinking about the much more quality and unique (vintage, antique, industrial or mod) stuff I could find across the street. Then I go to GW and Millennium and drop serious cash. In fact, its Rckndy's fault I almost bought a $2K + Eames table and chairs at Millennium today and did buy a schweet piece of stained glass from GW.

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2020 Florida Ave NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 986-1333

Banana Leaves Asian Restaurant & Sushi Bar  

Category: Asian Fusion

3 star rating
 10/22/2008  
My name is Matt and I am a rangoon-o-holic.  Actually my entire office is addicted to Banana Leaves crab rangoons.  We order no less than two orders, three times a week.  Gross, right?  But those little devils are wicked good.  

I can't endorse the rest of the menu because every time I stray from the pleasure pockets (as I like to call them), I find it mediocre at best  -leading me right back to rangoons.  
Drunken noodle and pad thai are acceptable but not worth a special trip.  If they renamed their restaurant "Rangoonpalooza Palace" or Rangoon Run" and only served rangoons, I'd give them a five.  

How's that for dangling a carrot, er, a banana?

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