Category:
Burgers
Neighborhoods: Near West Side, West Loop
Listed in: West Side Story
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighborhood: Near North Side
Listed in: Yelping around town!
Category:
Mediterranean
Neighborhood: The Loop
Listed in: Lunchin' and Munchin' in the…, 11, Eleven, Onze, Once, Elf,…, PI-TAstic
Category:
Ethiopian
Neighborhood: Edgewater
Listed in: Veggie Tales, Melting Pot, Visiting the UAE, Have Booze, Will Travel, On the 3-6
Listed in: To build a home, The Burbs
Categories:
Thai,
Sushi Bars,
Caterers
Neighborhoods: River West, Noble Square
Listed in: You suck and your band sucks…, Melting Pot, What's the dealio?!, West Side Story
Category:
Persian/Iranian
Neighborhood: Uptown
Listed in: PI-TAstic, Visiting the UAE, On the 3-6
Listed in: Brunch On!, The Deuce-Deuce (Pt. 1 -…, Lincoln Park
Categories:
Sandwiches,
Vietnamese
Neighborhood: The Loop
Listed in: Lunchin' and Munchin' in the…, Melting Pot
Categories:
American (New),
Latin American
Neighborhood: Near West Side
Listed in: West Side Story, TCB
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3839 Useful, 2720 Funny, and 3095 Cool
Chicago, IL
Yelping SinceMay 2008
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I wasn't really sure what to expect when trudging through the snow past the likes of Girl & the Goat and Sushi Wabi to a white, sided doorway. The interior of the restaurant was not what I expected on this trendy stretch of restaurant row; in my head, I envisioned a much larger space, but liked the cozy feel. The inside is dark, simple, and country; not yee-haw, Toby Keith country, but 'my grandma lives on a farm, quilts and makes jam country.' A large, black, 3-d steer silhouette is the focal point of the one wall. A long counter, more apt for dining than drinking lines the other. In between are five family-style wood tables that seat 8 people each. I loved the little touches like the mismatched plates and flatware, but I would like to see them ditch those cafeteria-style trays.
I was part of a large group, 17 in all at two tables, and felt like our meal moved at a "country pace" which was fine at first, but as we approached the three hour mark, this city girl started to get a bit twitchy. Our table started out with beverages and three of the four appetizers. Hopped up on cold medicine, I opted for iced tea, but drooled over my dining companion's Hound Dogs - vodka, fresh grapefruit juice and brown sugar. I would come back just to try this drink, served with a wedge of grapefruit.
I tried two of the three appetizers we ordered - the grilled vegetable basket and the old fashioned chips and dip. Of the two, I preferred the veggies paired with a tasty garlic mayo. I found the chips disappointing and fragile and the dip, with diced onions too big to scoop up - unmemorable.
I went with the homemade wild rice veggie burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, ketchup and bleu cheese. Overall, I was disappointed with my burger. Not only was it messy, falling all over my napkin and plate, but it was bland save for the bleu cheese and ketchup. While I truly appreciate a veggie option, it needs work (read: zing) to bring it on par with its meaty compatriots. I also think they should offer topping combo deal, like $2 for any 3-$1 toppings. At $9 to start, a burger (without side) can get expensive once you start adding premium toppings. To accompany my burger, I ordered the hand cut fries. The fries are cut in thin, steak fry-like wedges; they were crispier than I would have liked, if I return I'd opt for something else.
For dessert, I opted for some fresh churned ice cream - the walnut chocolate chip cookie. Served with hot fudge and with chunks of walnuts and cookie peppering the ice cream, this was by far my favorite part of the meal and the perfect way to wrap it up. Even if you're full - make room for ice cream!
Our server was extremely friendly and attentive to our large party. When our meal lagged, he proactively gave us updates. Unfortunately, there were still a few diner's that got their burgers well after most had finished without so much as an offer to comp a side, appetizer, etc. for the inconvenience. The only other hiccup was unexpectedly receiving one bill for our two tables, which was extremely tedious to settle up. Since we were basically treated as two parties throughout the meal, one per table would've been ideal.
Bottom line: 3.5 stars. Don't let the name confuse you, this burger hall has plenty to satisfy veggies and meat eaters alike. I'd definitely give it another chance, but this time with a smaller party. Not to sound antisocial, but I don't think their kitchen is well suited to serving large groups. I also might skip the burger and stick to Hound Dogs and ice cream with a side thrown in for variety.