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2757 Shell Beach Rd
Pismo Beach, CA 93449
(800) 826-7827

Marisol at the Cliffs  

Categories: Seafood, Steakhouses

1.0 star rating
3/5/2012
Where to start with my AWFUL experience here........logically from the beginning.
FYI: this is going to be long, so if you do not want to read the details skip to the bottom. I will summarize my review in one sentence.

I was in town for my good friend's birthday celebration. A large group of about 25 of us had planned to take her out to a nice restaurant for Sunday brunch (Sunday Funday) and enjoy the beautiful California coast. Things did not go as planned, to say the least.

The week before the girl organizing the brunch attempted to call and make a reservation for brunch five different times. She left messages repeatedly with no return phone call. The day before, Saturday Feb. 18th I called twice and left two voicemails requesting a call back because we had such a large party. Still, no one took the time to return a phone call. We decide to wake up early so that we can get to the restaurant before the rest of the group. Obviously this place has problems with reservations, I just knew it would be a disaster.

Once we arrive the two hostess look at me as if I have three boobs when I tell them we need a table for at least 20. She asks why we didn't make a reservation and my response was because your restaurant failed to call back to confirm a reservation.
I do not understand how a restaurant that is suppose to be considered high end uses a voicemail for reservations. If this is going to be the system utilized at least hire competent people who will actually listen to and return the voicemails, OR do not take reservations and save everyone the time and frustration.

Finally, twenty minutes later and after being ask four different times if a table outside would be fine the staff begins to set up a table to accommodate our large group. We make our way outside to discover that the staff has failed to turn on the heaters outside even though the temperature is about 60. After 45 minutes the table is finally set up and the heaters finally one. Unacceptable.

Saying the food was mediocre is an extreme stretch. The fish in the sushi was not fresh, which I still cannot figure out since I was dinning at a seafood restaurant on the beach. The eggs benedict was close to impossible to cut through and the enchiladas we flavorless. The condiments tasted like they came from a box. The fruit was not ripe. The list could go on, but quite frankly I don't have the time.

Let's move on to the important information, the alcohol. The waitress did a good job of keeping our champagne glasses filled. However, if you ordered a different alcoholic beverage (e.g., rum & coke) it took a short lifetime for the drink to arrive. The bar tender seemed nice when we first arrived at 10:00 am. His mood quickly shifted to grumpy as soon as the bar area was busy.

This is simply the worst Sunday brunch I have ever experienced. By scrolling through other reviews I am not the only one. A restaurant operated with such negligence would never survive in Los Angeles. A little tip, when working in customer service: the customer is always right. Always. I am extremely disappointed that the manager could not even check in on our group who was completely ignored and then insulted.

ONE LINE SUMMARY:
Awful front of house & management, awful food, mediocre wait staff & bartenders, amazing view.

I will save my $50, buy a bottle of Moet and sit on the beach before I return to this establishment.

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10351 Santa Monica Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90025
(310) 432-4360

SmithHouse Tap & Grill  

Categories: American (New), Gastropubs
Neighborhoods: West Los Angeles, Westwood

2.0 star rating
Update - 1/23/2012
My first experience here was average, nothing to write home about.

My second trip was awful.

We went this past Saturday night, as a largish group for a friends birthday, probably 20 of us. We had a section of tables and the hostess assigned us a waiter. We told her that we didn't need a waiter, we could order from the bar. That would simplify the different bills, however, she insisted on us having a waiter.

When there was only about 8 of us the waiter was okay, he forgot a couple of drinks and seemed a little flustered. However, as the group grew the service contended to get worse. The time between check-ins grew longer, forcing people to go to the bar and order. Dirty plates were left on tables, forcing us to move them to empty tables by us. I asked the waiter three times to change the TV above our group to the USC vs Oregon State game, he said he would three times but never did. Out of no where at 11:00 pm (only 1.5 hours after we arrived) our waiter came to give everyone their separate checks. I was a little confused so I asked if he was leaving for the night. He explained, no that he would be around but thought we should just go to the bar.

Not the answer I expected, I would think a waiter would want to make money. When I got my check back I realized why he lacked any filter when dealing with our group. He took it upon himself to randomly charge certian people in the group 18% gratuity. Really? He thinks he deserves $12 on my check alone for forgetting beers and leaving dirty dishes on my table.

Thinking the night could not get worse, we began to order from the bar. My BF and I were drinking shots of tequila, mostly Corzo. We ordered three different rounds from three different bar tenders (because none of them appeared to have a designated section). Each bar tender poured different amounts but all charged the same price. The bar tenders were rude and seemed annoyed when our group would ask for water or a soda instead of alcohol. But wait! Its not our fault we were ordering from the bar, your waiter refused to serve us.  

Needless to say as the night continued, I saw our once waiter walking around and chatting it up with other employees, folding napkins, and watching basketball games. It must be nice to be able to take money from people for an inadiquate service.

I really can't say I will be back here. And, judging by how empty this place was on a Saturday night, I would argue most locals have written it off as well.

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  • 3.0 star rating
    12/9/2011

    I don't really have a lot to say about this place.

    When I was there I had wine, which they have an okay selection of.
    The guys order flights of beer, they seemed to enjoy.

    The lettuce wraps are good, the artichoke dip was bland.

    Our waitress was great.

    All in all, nothing to write home about. A cool place to go and hang out if you are in the area but I would not go out of your way.

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751 Price St
Pismo Beach, CA 93449
(805) 773-2722

Cracked Crab  

Category: Seafood

4.0 star rating
12/13/2011
I have been to this place a couple of time on my way home from SLO.

I really enjoy the atmosphere and the friendly staff.
I must say, if you are going to check this place out you HAVE to get a huge bucket of crab!

This place is a great family friendly environment, like I said the staff is friendly and completely helpful with the menu.

I plan to keeping coming back!

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3740 Atlantic Ave
Long Beach, CA 90807
(562) 424-2444

Everyday Zen Relaxation Studio  

Categories: Skin Care, Massage, Day Spas

1.0 star rating
Update - 12/13/2011 Purchased a Yelp Deal
Dear business owners,

Please take note how NOT to treat customers.  Insulting me and embarrassing yourself and your place of business will not persuade me to utilize a $49 voucher. What it will do, is inspire me to contact Yelp about your poor customer service.

Next time, please read my review a little slower to ensure you comprehend all of the details before you lash out at me. Also, do a little research. I have never lied in any of my reviews nor do I plan to. I give credit where credit is due. Frankly, this place deserves one star based upon my interaction with the staff last week. After reading the comment left by the owner, this place deserves negative stars (oh if only that were possible).

For those you enjoy this establishment, please take a minute and read the comment left by the owner. Fully understand the type of person you are supporting.

For Everyday Zen Relaxation Studio,

Enjoy my $49 because you won't see another penny from my pocket.

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  • 1.0 star rating
    12/9/2011

    So about a year ago I received and Yelp deal for $49 for a 60 minute massage at this place. It's a little far from where I live, but my BF and I love the crab restaurants in Long Beach so we could easily make a day out if. The deal was good for one year, expires December 10th, 2011.

    Of course we both got busy with life, most school since I am a graduate student. Before I knew it December was here. I wanted to head down to Long Beach a enjoy a massage after a stressful semester. When I called to make a reservation I was appalled at what I was told.

    The lady who answered the phone initially told me she had availability  for two massages on Saturday December 10th. Once I told her I had the Yelp certificate she changed her tone and her mind. Telling me she was aware the deal expired on Saturday but that the studio was not accepting Yelp certificates on December 10th. I told her that I did not understand because she had JUST told me she had availability. She apologized and said that I could come in after December 10th and apply the $49 I had already paid to a full price massage. Of course I refused.

    No where in the fine print did the certificate say I would not be able to use it on December 10th, 2011. It is not like the studio was booked. There is absolutely no need for this establishment to refuse the certificate they sold me and attempt to get more money out of me.

    The old saying comes to mind, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

    Long story short-ish. This place my have got $49 out of me but I will be damned if they get anymore. Take the money an be proud of your poor business method. Further, Yelp should be ashamed of endorsing a place with such questionable customer service. I am disappointed in this business but more disappointed in my once beloved Yelp. This establishment caused me additional stress and Yelp you have done me wrong.    Show owner comment »

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1120 Wilshire Blvd
Santa Monica, CA 90403
(310) 393-9099

NY & C Pizza  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Santa Monica

3.0 star rating
Update - 12/9/2011
I really hate to write this update, but it just has to be done.

My BF and I have gone here many times. I would say its some of the best pizza on the West Side. So last week when a group of friends wanted to watch the game, have a few beers, and eat I suggested NY & C.

BIG mistake.
The waitress was incredibly rude.

She rushed us into ordering, failed to say thank you for anything, was short when others had questions about beers on tap, and implied that it was our fault she messed up the order.

I understand the place was busy, it was a Friday night. But, honestly. That's her job; to serve people food and answer questions about the menu. All in all it was just an uncomfortable and disappointing experience.

I cannot say I won't be back, but I can say if she is the only waitress working I will leave.

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  • 4.0 star rating
    2/13/2010

    This use to be Toi back int the day.
    The inside set up has not changed much but the decor sure has.
    I personally love all the Chicago and New York memorabilia.

    I think this place is great.
    They have awesome happy hour deals and great specials.
    2 pieces of pizza and a soda for $6. You cannot beat that.

    The booths and televisions make this a perfect spot to watch the game.
    Some of the best pizza I have had on the west side.

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38525 Via de Oro
Temecula, CA 92592
(951) 302-5981

Temecula Valley Cable Car Wine Tours  

Categories: Tours, Limos

5.0 star rating
9/13/2011
I booked this tour for my boyfriend's 28th birthday.

I was impressed with the trolly and sober driver all day. These guys went above and beyond my expectations.

They have shuttle that picked us up at our hotel and brought us to the meeting point and took us back at the end of the day.

Any time we purchased a bottle of wine, loaf of bread or wine glass the guys took car of it for us. My boyfriend and I literally had nothing to worry about all day. The guys walked around and took pictures of the different groups at the different wineries.

The lunch that is included is great.

All around a wonderful way to spend a sunny day in Temecula.

I will definitely be going back!

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9030 National Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90034
(310) 839-3509

Ghost Motorsports  

Categories: Body Shops, Auto Parts & Supplies, Auto Repair

5.0 star rating
9/13/2011
I love this place.

I went here needing new tires and wanting new wheels.
I figured if I was going to pay money for new wheels I mights as well go all out and make them pink!

Besides knowing I wanted something simple and pink I had no idea what I was doing. Luckily Eric did everything! He found a wheel and tire in my price range, took my idea and made it happen.

Eric was great about explaining the process and the slight modifications that needed to be done to my car.

In the end my Jetta has never looked better.
This place is great!

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1964 Westwood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90025
(310) 474-5575

Dental Center of West LA  

Category: General Dentistry
Neighborhood: West Los Angeles

1.0 star rating
Update - 8/23/2011
A little update:

While updating my information for my health insurance I noticed a bill that the  "Dental" center of West LA submitted. They charged my insurance $280 for a regular cleaning. Not to mention all the extras they attempted to get me to purchase out of pocket. While my most recent visit to a reputable dentist was $125.

Again, avoid at all cost. Not only will they take your money, they take money from your insurance company too. Not to mention they will screw up your teeth. This place needs to go out of business; its a joke.

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  • 1.0 star rating
    12/9/2010

    The worst dental experience of my life, twice! If I could give negative stars I would. Seriously, avoid this place like the plague.

    I started going here about a year and a half ago. My old dentist is in Tarzana and I wanted somewhere close on the west side, huge mistake!

    Both times I have been ignorant enough to go here for a cleaning I am bombarded with all these "extras" that the hygienist want me to buy. A better cleaning, a night guard. The list goes on and on. Let's keep in mind I have a top of the line PPO. I have never had to pay out of pocket for a dental visit, not even the few times I had fillings.

    This last vist just put me over the edge. The appointment before was canceled by the office and it took me a while to reschedule. Once I had time to reschedule I was on hold for almost twenty minutes just to make the damn appointment. Really; how long does it take to start a computer and open a program? Needless to say, I was already annoyed at the incompetent front office employees.

    I show up ten minutes early, per usual, for my two o'clock appointment. I am left waiting in the waiting room for over thirty minutes. Just as I was about to walk out the call my name, well their screwed up version of my name. Then I wait another ten minutes to get x-rays and finally comes my cleaning. Where the hygienist again tries to get me to pay seventy dollars extra for a more thorough cleaning. Ummm I don't think so. If my insurance does not cover it, I probably don't need it. To make matters worse, I watched her touch the inside of my mouth, grab my chart and then try and stick her dirty gloves back into my mouth. I don't think so. She gave me attitude when I asked her to change her gloves. My bad, I thought hygiene was commonsense in medical offices.

    The "dentist" comes in does not speak a word to me, looks at the new x-rays says everything looks perfect. Great I am ready to go. Not so fast. The "dentist" and the hygienist begin to whisper back and forth. The hygienist ask me to sit back down in the seat, annoyed I comply. The "dentist" then blows air in a couple of different areas of my mouth says, "okay good" (In a Russian accent). I walk to the front desk to check out and I am told that with my insurance they should be able to fill my cavities for around $300.

    Wait! What the hell just happened? I said, what cavities? The "dentist" comes out and grunts at me, (not a joke, he grunted) does not even take his mask off or pull out the x-rays and says, "You have three cavity. They need fix." He then proceeded to walk away.

    Since this visit in October:
    One of my molars that I had to tell the hygienist to stop picking at while she was "cleaning" has been incredibly sensitive. It hurts to bite down on anything hard, like chips or crunchy bread. I had a follow up appointment at my old dentist in Tarzana. What do you know, I do not actually have any cavities. To top things off I asked what I would have to pay if I did need fillings, oh that answer is zero.

    Furthermore, about a year ago my boyfriend had a root canal done at this place, his tooth has been hurting him everyday since. This place is more than a joke. It's what horror films are made of.

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560 4th Ave
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 696-3466

La Puerta  

Categories: Mexican, Bars
Neighborhoods: Gaslamp, East Village

2.0 star rating
8/6/2011
I tend to be a Mexican food snob, more particularly a margarita/tequila snob.

I had just returned form Cabo so when a friend suggested that we stop in here before the Dodgers/Padres game last week, I was a little hesitant.

I didn't eat a meal, we just had chips and guacamole. They were decent, nothing to write home about. I am still a little unsure about the cheese chunks on top.

This place does the usual Mexican restaurant trick when it comes to margaritas. The first one is delicious. The perfect about of lime juice and tequila. You are hooked and ready to order a second round. However, upon arrive the much anticipated second round never lives up to the first. The lime juice is double and the tequila is cut in half.

Lesson learned; order chips & guacamole and shots of tequila over margaritas.

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11617 Santa Monica Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90025
(310) 479-4910

BAD Sushi  

Categories: Japanese, Sushi Bars
Neighborhood: West Los Angeles

4.0 star rating
8/6/2011
I am always on the hunt for a good sushi place on the West Side.

I stopped in here for lunch with the BF after the gym.

I was impressed with the quality of the rolls.
We ordered three rolls between us (Love Love, Naughty Girls, & Tuna Crunch). All three were delicious. The portion size was generous, enough to fill us both.

The service was fast, but that could have been the time of day as well.

The only draw back was the price, three rolls was $35. That is an expensive lunch. However, I am a firm believer that you get what you pay for.

I would not let the price detour you from checking this place out. There appeared to be a few daily specials, that could probably cut back on the over all bill.

I will definitely be back!

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