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"sharing my opinion one yelp at a time."

Review votes:
271 Useful, 78 Funny, and 166 Cool

Location

Long Beach, CA

Yelping Since

November 2007

Things I Love

champagne, good food

Find Me In

an optimistic mood.

My Hometown

Victimville, CA

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm studying.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because I have too many opinions.

My First Concert

The Red Hot Chili Peppers, when they wore socks on their junk.

My Favorite Movie

Lots.

My Last Meal On Earth

why?  Are we moving to Mars?

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I'm long winded, and so are my reviews.  Deal with it.

Most Recent Discovery

I'm addicted to yelping.

Current Crush

The Brit

Recent Reviews

193 Reviews

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Unit 4 Waterloo Station
London SE1 8SW
UK
+44 20 7928 5921

Monsoon Accessorize  

Category: Fashion
Neighborhood: Southwark

5 star rating
 1/3/2010   First to Review
When my lovely pair of black leather gloves decided to go their seperate ways in the midst of chilly, rainy, sleeting London, I needed a replacement couple and needed one fast.  By pure happenstance we passed Monsson while taking a pasty pit stop before our next destination: Peckham (don't ask).  The Brit and I quickly scoured their glove collection and found them all to be quite charming with thier own unique style each and I found a pair not only suitable but perfect for a girl like myself.  Purple and teal in color, with little buttons down each wrist side.  These were so me.  In a flash I snatched them up and after 22 quid I was on my way with warm and happy hands!

P.S.
The store has lots of other cute stuff, but for sake of The Brits' sanity, I didn't look around much.

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39 Abbeygate St
Bury St Edmunds IP33 1
UK
+44 1284 754084

Barwell Foods  

Category: Grocery

5 star rating
 1/3/2010   First to Review
This super cute little shop was serving up samples of Sausage Rolls and Apricot wine!  It was bustling with people wanting to sample the savories and libations and with just cause as it was so good!  Were it not for the traveling back to the States I would have surely bought a bottle of the Apricot wine to indulge in, and had we not been in need of saving our Christmas Eve appetite, I also would have opted for the Sausage Roll as well.  They have a variety of specialty gourmet grocery items which can be found at a moderate price.  We did purchase English Breakfast Tea which we used to replace our less than enjoyable morning tea in our hotel.

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27 Buttermarket
Bury St Edmunds IP33 1DW
UK
+44 1284 768051

Clinton Cards  

Category: Cards & Stationery

2 star rating
 1/3/2010   First to Review
If you're looking for a place to buy the cheesiest cards on the face of the planet, you'll find it at Clinton's.  What's with all the super gigantic 1920's themed cards to "My Fiance"???  I thought you Brits were hush hush on your feelings.  This store is too big for the merch it has and the products are all cheesy and cheap, but on the plus side, the staff were helpful in trying to locate an Arsenal card (of which they do not carry ever they claim).

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33 Holborn
London EC1N 2HT
UK
+44 845 301 2020

Sainsburys Supermarkets  

Category: Grocery
Neighborhood: Holborn

5 star rating
 1/3/2010   First to Review
I yearn for a Sainsbury's here in America. The closest comparison I could get would be Target, and seeing as how I luuuurve Target that's a pretty big statement. However, Sainsburys just might be better. Seriously. Great selection of food, huge variety, ready to eat foods, a cash exchange (offering the best exchange rate to this Yank $1.73 to the pound), clothing, housewares and even TVs! Plus tons of personal checkouts and good prices. Dear Sainsbury's, please move to America.

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1 Headgate
Colchester CO1 1NU
UK
+44 1206 578941

Vinny's Restaurant  

Categories: Restaurants, Coffee & Tea

2 star rating
 1/3/2010 1 photo   First to Review
So, it's hard to give just one star when your friends like a place, and when The Brit is willing to eat there after a significant amount of time has passed since his last visit.  Perhaps there is something that I am missing (though I highly doubt it).

Seat yourself, menus are on the table and prices are cheap.  The food is not good in my opinion.  I only ordered scrambled eggs, toast and a side of sausage as nothing else on the menu seemed appetizing.  The eggs were fine, the sausage terrible and the toast, that cheap crap you get that barely passes for bread.  

The Brit ordered the "Gut Buster" and ate pretty much the whole thing, only stating that the "chip steak" wasn't good at all.  What is a chip steak anyway?  I tried a bite of beans and a bite of a chip and found them both to be pretty bleh.  

This is typical crap diner food I try to avoid in the States.  The place was quite busy, but then again, they were the only ones open on a holiday weekend which might explain it.  Breakfast for 4 ~ 24 pounds.

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4716 E 2nd St
Long Beach, CA 90803
(562) 433-8100

La Strada  

Category: Italian

5 star rating
 Update - 12/8/2009  
Lisa and her team got together and did a great pin up girl calendar.  I finally saw it tonight and highly recommend picking one up.  If you don't get one for yourself, do as I did and get one to donate to a soldier abroad.  Lisa sent a bunch out already and for her next round I know mine will be on it's way!  Plus, 10% of the proceeds go to a charity too!  How many businesses do something so great?!

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4 Previous Reviews: Hide »

  • 5 star rating
    6/12/2009

    Lisa, the owner, is great and she deserves 5 stars.

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  • 5 star rating
    3/30/2009

    It is the natural way of the Alfredo sauce to thicken through the course of the meal, just as it is the bird's way to fly. You cannot tell it not to. It goes on it's own course. It must stay hot or it will evolve. It all separates and there's not a thing you can do to stop it! I was a little worried after my deep craving for Angel Hair Alfredo (I substituted Angel Hair as I love it) was met with an unusual thing- watery Alfredo sauce... BUT, I was pleasantly surprised that by the time I devoured my entire dish the sauce had remained perfect throughout, only to barely begin to stick in the last 2-3 bites. I was so pleased by this simple, yet easy to destroy meal that I just had to write an update. Oh La Strada how I love thee... I will see you again in mere days. *sigh*

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  • 5 star rating
    7/18/2008

    While I'm saddened that our current state of the economy may be the force behind the fact that they now have to start charging for extra bread... I'm sure I need that since it's soooo good and can get me in sooo much trouble.  But, what I really want to say is bravo to owner Lisa for really doing her best to make you feel at home and appreciated as a customer.  This place still continues to delight me and I spent another birthday with them again this year, happy as ever.

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  • 5 star rating
    11/12/2007

    I think I first went to Caffe La Strada some 6 years ago when I first moved into Long Beach.  It was really love at first bite for me.  The staff is pleasant EVERY time I go, and I really love that the owner is frequently there herself.  I once celebrated my birthday there and she held the entire middle section of the restaurant for me, and composed a special menu just for the event.  It was great and tailored to me and my event!

    My personal favorite, which I admit to never straying from ordering, is the mushroom ravioli in cream sauce.  I can't say I've noticed a change in the sauce as previously reported, but I haven't been back in a little while.  I too love the bread and always order the house Chianti.  Lastly, I HIGHLY recommend the Schmorza (sorry if it's spelled wrong) appetizer.  Paired with the soft bread, it is the best.  

    I've never heard a negative thing from anyone I've taken there, but I can't say it doesn't happen.  I have only two complaints, the list for waiting can get a little tricky if you don't watch for your place - people often times don't realize there's a list and will try to cut you off if you aren't standing uncomfortably in the doorway, and there once was a musician playing the guitar which was terribly loud for the small setting.

    I've come for many good times, catch ups with old friends, birthday's, family time, and just because.  Two of my favorite memories from CLS are, dining next to Tegan & Sara before their Fingerprints in-store, and my birthday celebration.  Two friends met at that dinner and are now married.  They celebrate their anniversary there often.

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625 N Euclid
Long Beach, CA 90814
(714) 366-9432

Sargeant Photography  

Category: Photographers

5 star rating
 12/2/2009  
Try telling Paul and Leanne that their photography is great and that they have a real knack for it, and you'll only be met with smiles and modesty.  This photog duo is one of a kind, professional, friendly and fun.  They were the photographers at a friends' wedding and I have to tell you, do a wonderful job.  You hardly realize they're there and they get some of the best shots I've ever seen of wedding photographers.  I observed that they don't try to run the show as many photographers can tend to do, but rather float around on the edges.  That seems most important on the most important day of someone's life.

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1410 3rd St Promenade
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 394-4632

Yankee Doodles  

Categories: Pool Halls, Sports Bars, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Santa Monica

4 star rating
 12/1/2009  
How many visits makes one a fan of some place? I've been here a handful and figure that's plenty, however, let me clarify...

I am a fan so long as I don't go inside. I did once. The very first time The Brit and I ever went. It was okay. But loud. Really loud. Initially it wasn't busy, but that eventually changed. And there's all this tacky sports stuff all over the place, and apart from being a newly inducted fan of footie, I don't care for sports, nor do I want to watch it on a million flat screen TVs. I'll keep my face in my food thank you very much.

So, I like it so much because it's a great place to dine on the patio (has heaters if it's cold) and people watch. Third Street is a spectacular spot for the peeps peeping, so have a good meal while you do it. Yes, I did just say "good meal." I actually like the food a lot. I LOVE their fries - they're my favorite kind - shoestring! Paired with ranch it's goodness all around! I have had the pulled pork and burgers and have not been disappointed. Both were great, but I think the pulled pork over the burger. The burgers are huge, and no, I don't even mean that gigantic one that is just ridiculous. Who eats that? But, The Brit can devour his and what's left of mine, and his plate is always left clean, so it's some tasty food!  Never had a problem with our servers and have only ever found the hostesses to seem a little "off."

Oh, and the last reason this place rocks... the massive beers. Ice cold happiness in gigantic American fashion. Beer is one thing where serving massive portions is always welcome.

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1615 Ocean Front Walk
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 393-2666

Big Dean's Cafe  

Category: Burgers
Neighborhood: Santa Monica

4 star rating
 12/1/2009  
One of the greatest things about this spot is that it is located right smack in the middle of where all the tourists flock, but never feels too touristy.  I've sat in the back patio area, heard tons of foreign accents, but still had an overwhelming sense that this is a local dive.  Somehow this place exudes "local" and that is such a good and rare thing to find in SM.  I've seen girls on roller skates here, birthday parties, and people stacking beer cans into pyramids to pass the drunken time.  I've had the food and can't really remember much about it... not that it was bad, just nothing jumps out to me at present.  The servers are always nice, quick and attentive.  Actually, they're super friendly.  The nachos look awesome.  Bring your shorts and flip flops, as anything else would be absurd.

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2006 Wilshire Boulevard
Santa Monica, CA 90403
(310) 586-7563

Lynton's Uniforms  

Category: Costumes
Neighborhood: Santa Monica

4 star rating
 11/22/2009  
You know what's great about this place?  The owner.  He is super nice, conversational and knows customer service.  I don't buy anything extensive for the medical field, but when my new gig required a lab coat, I knew I needed a spot to try them on and hopefully avoid the shapeless risk that comes with such attire.  He's got a pretty good selection and catalogs to look through as well, though the rack was plenty for me.  So for him, goodness all around.

P.S. Lab coat was around $40

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    Like this place much? =P That alfredo sauce sounds too good to pass up.

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