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1204 W Mount Royal Ave
Baltimore, MD 21217
(410) 669-6686

Mount Royal Tavern  

Category: Dive Bars

1 star rating
 11/2/2009  
disgusting patronage yall

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244 Lafayette St
New York, NY 10012
(212) 431-3315

Bicycle Habitat  

Category: Bikes
Neighborhoods: SoHo, Nolita

5 star rating
 Update - 10/25/2009 1 photo  
This shop has really changed it's bike lane delivery policy in the past year or so. And they really do a lot of good work with NYC cycling advocacy groups.

And 18 bucks really isn't an insane amount for a flat fix these days. Depends on the kind of bike. Grow some balls and learn to do it yourself.

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  • 1 star rating
    1/22/2009

    You know that bike lane out front? They take deliveries in it which is kind of weird considering they're all allied up with good people like Transportation Alternatives.

    I can't overlook that and haven't shopped there since. Oh, and when I did shop there it was only for tires (specialized armadillos) which were overpriced by a good twenty bucks off list price.

    If you care about the safety of cyclists (and yourself) on Lafayette Street, don't give your money to Bicycle Habitat.

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706 Mission St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 908-3801

Yelp  

Categories: Local Flavor, Mass Media
Neighborhood: SOMA

1 star rating
 Update - 10/24/2009  
Except for the elite-a**holes padding the rating, when will the Yelp average rating dip below 4? It looks to be about time with all the fallout from Yelps questionable business practices.

Unless they're cheating on their own rating to not let it drop below 4.

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  • 1 star rating
    8/7/2009

    So I go to get some info because I need some tech support up in this noise, and I get a bunch of dicks circlejerking eachother's mouths over who can be more of an ass?

    Thanks for the support : http://www.yelp.c...

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  • 1 star rating
    6/4/2009

    Revised opinion :

    Elite status system is retarded. No way to legitimately question status. For example : Yelp Elite gives two 1 star reviews for BOTH Sid's bike locations in NYC - but their review basically indicates they've only been to 1 shop.

    Elite person refuses to own up to false review, tells person questioning them to fuck off. Thanks yelp!

    Yelp is still useful for some places though, that don't have info on Google Maps.

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  • 1 star rating
    4/23/2009

    (And Yelp Staff messaging me with a set of "myths v facts" written by ... the Yelp CEO, doesn't really count is clearing things up).

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  • 1 star rating
    4/21/2009

    Until things are REALLY cleared up about the whole Yelp - as - the - internet - mafia thing, I'm leaving a 1 star on this noise.

    And transferring all my reviews to Google Maps.

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42 Mulberry St
New York, NY 10038

Dunkin' Donuts  

Categories: Donuts, Coffee & Tea
Neighborhoods: Chinatown, Civic Center

3 star rating
 Update - 6/19/2009  
If they were a 3.7 before, they're now a 3.1

They no longer answer their phone for deliveries, and they don't promote smoothies or shakes very well and don't offer very many options.

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  • 3 star rating
    3/20/2009

    Friendly staff. They deliver most nights - but it seems like recently they've had to cut down on staff after 5pm or something. Only 1 guy working the place so 5-8 minute waits on smoothie type drinks. Sometimes they give me 2 for 1 donuts on non 2- for 1 donut days.

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325 8th Ave
New York, NY 10001
(212) 989-5518

Taco Bandito  

Categories: Mexican, Tex-Mex
Neighborhood: Fashion District

3 star rating
 6/12/2009  
3.8 / 5

Really well priced. Quesadilla and nachos were both pretty good. Everything else was so-so.

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6727 5th Avenue
Brooklyn, NY 11220
(718) 745-4435

Autonautics International Driving School  

Category: Driving Schools
Neighborhood: Bay Ridge

4 star rating
 6/12/2009   First to Review
My instructor was kind of annoying, but overall I got a lot out of the course.

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400 Broome St
New York, NY 10013
(212) 965-8601

Lemast Deli & Pizza  

Categories: Delis, Pizza
Neighborhoods: Little Italy, Nolita

4 star rating
 6/9/2009   First to Review
Part deli, part slice joint, part grocery store. Good plain slices. You can find almost any bottled drink here.

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307 Canal Street
New York, NY 10013
(212) 343-0412

T-Mobile Canal & Broadway  

Neighborhood: TriBeCa

1 star rating
 6/1/2009   First to Review
Upgraded to a Blackberry 8900 here in May 2009. They gave me totally incorrect information on how the rebate process would work, and failed to fully activate my (expensive) full data service. The next day, I went back to deal with the service.

The dealer just called T-Mobile and RIM to have the issue corrected, which I could have done. During my wait he helped another customer, which was kind of annoying but no big deal.

I feel like overall this place could be more professional when helping a customer who just spent 200+ and extended his contract by two years.

Also.... the rebate information they gave me was not correct. Pretty bad.

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2 Lafayette Street
New York, NY 10007
(212) 766-3200

Corte Cafe  

Category: Restaurants
Neighborhood: Civic Center

3 star rating
 4/18/2009  
I usually go here only for pizza/breakfast sandwiches. They have a good drink selection and the pizza service is relatively fast. Fountain soda deals with slices sometimes. Pizza is the average price, maybe 2.25 a slice I think. Pepperoni pizza here doesn't look appetizing.

+ Decent slices
+ According to the menu "We Delivery"

- They close at 4pm on Weekends, 6pm during the week! F THAT NOISE

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555 12th St NW
Washington, DC 20004
(202) 347-7100

Potbelly Sandwich Works  

Category: Sandwiches

3 star rating
 4/16/2009  
I mean, it was alright.

+ Good prices for sandwiches
+ Good seating upstairs

- Greasy, bleh sandwich (I got the meat one, I forgot the name)
- Crowded

PROTIP :

Go get a soup or something around the corner, more rewarding.

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