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Los Angeles, CA

Yelping Since

December 2008

Things I Love

Moonwalking

Find Me In

Silver Lake

My Hometown

Austin, TX

My Blog Or Website

http://www.tequilachas...

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm training for the LA Marathon

My First Concert

The Rolling Stones

My Favorite Movie

Harold and Maude

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1805 Hillhurst Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90027
(323) 665-6227

Los Feliz Hi-Tech  

Category: Computers
Neighborhood: Griffith Park/Los Feliz

1 star rating
 Update - 11/11/2009  
Here we go again.  One month later and I'm having the EXACT same problem I paid Los Feliz Hi-Tech to fix.  Awesome.  What am I supposed to do now?  I guess I'll just have to do what the rest of the world does and go to an Apple store to visit the "Genius Bar" that the guys in Los Feliz Hi-Tech discourage you from doing.

Wow, what a difference!  What took Los Feliz Hi Tech over two weeks to fix, took the guys at the "Genius Bar" less than one hour!!!  Amazing!!  

Before I went to the Apple store I very briefly considered going into LFHT one last time to give them another chance.  After all, they are my friendly neighborhood shop right?  Then I thought about what they told me last time I was in there, thought about my experience, and realized just like my hard drive, my business is unrecoverable.  Thanks, but no thanks. Next time I'm going back to the Apple store!

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  • 1 star rating
    10/5/2009

    A friend of mine had a great experience at Los Feliz Hi-Tech, so when my hard drive took a dive, I decided to take it over to them and see if they could help.  I was looked to get my data backed up, a replacement drive, and also solve a nagging trackpad problem that had been malfunctioning for awhile.  

    Unfortunately, I found them to be extremely unreliable and somewhat dishonest.  There initial estimate of three days turned into over two weeks. Communicating, getting an honest answer, and ultimately results was like pulling teeth.  This is not an honest business.

    I'm a very experienced mac user and felt very patronized by the staff at Los Feliz Hi-Tech.  When I took the computer in, which is six months old, they implied it should be no problem recovering the data and assured me they would email and call with updates.  After a week with no calls or contact from Los Feliz Hi-Tech, I called and asked what was up.  The tech told me my drive was useless, completely unrecoverable, and I was at a total loss.  He said they were going to go ahead and send in the drive to get a replacement unless I was willing to send it out of house and pay THOUSANDS of dollars. I was shocked.

    I got off the phone and called all my tech friends who insisted these guys were lying to me.  Everyone suggested I take my computer elsewhere.  So I called back Los Feliz Hi Tech and told them I wasn't satisfied.  Only when I threatened to take my business elsewhere and get a second opinion did they "magically" have a breakthrough with the drive and wear able to save some of my documents.  A few days later I went in to pick it up and found out they saved very little.  Nothing that I wanted.  I HIGHLY RECOMMEND taking your computer ANYWHERE BUT LOS FELIZ HI-TECH if your hard drive crashes.

    Not only did they not recover my data, they also FORGOT to solve the problem I had with the trackpad.  When I inquired why they didn't fix it the owner told me, "I guess I forgot to put it in the notes, I'm sorry."  When I told him I was dissatisfied he raised his voice and told me I need to stop complaining.  Asshole?  Yes.  It took them several more days to get this fixed.

    The shop inside Los Feliz Hi Tech is nice and the guys seem cool, but in this case appearances are deceiving.  It seems to me this shop is overwhelmed and has very poor time and project management skills.  Avoid them at all costs.

    Overall, I do not recommend this business.  I've had much more success in the past with Techies.  I should've gone back to them, but LFHT was closer to my house.  Big mistake.

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950 Vine St
Los Angeles, CA 90038
(323) 464-5865

Cactus Mexican Food  

Categories: Mexican, Tapas Bars
Neighborhood: Hollywood

2 star rating
 11/6/2009  
After seeing the new Coen brothers movie at the Arclight, a friend insisted we pull over to try Cactus, a small taco stand on Vine.  I have to admit, I am a sucker for a stand with vegetarian options and fish tacos.  It reminds me of my childhood in Mexico where I was raised by a famous bullfighter, who then shipped me off to entertain women as a cliff diver on the shores of Acapulco.  Perhaps you've heard of me or seen my work?  http://www.youtube.com...

So anyway, I thought I'd give it a try.  

This stand is gross.  Seriously disgusting.  They are rated a B, but I've seen cleaner restaurants on the streets of TJ.  Not only did the bums out front need a shower, so did the entire stand.  There was salsa and day old vegetables all over the bar.  I couldn't help but think how many people have walked by and put their hands in it.  I felt like I was going to get H1N1 just from standing in front of this place.  Had I been carrying a hospital mask, I would've put it on.  

Once the tacos came out I was disappointed to learn everything was fried.  So much for being healthy.  Not particularly tasty but not the worst either.  I won't go back.  Unless I become homeless.  Then I'm parking my ass in front of that salsa stand and having myself a free feast everynight.

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5901 Venice Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90034
(800) 520-1067

KROQ 106.7  

Category: Radio Stations
Neighborhood: West Los Angeles

2 star rating
 10/25/2009  
If it weren't for Rodney on the ROQ, I'd give you one star.

RIP INDIE 103.1.

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1818 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90026
(213) 413-2668

Two Boots  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Echo Park

4 star rating
 10/25/2009  
Two Boots is a New York styled Pizza place conveniently located next to the Echo. So, if you're hungry while you are watching your favorite band, you can usually order from the bar.  Except on the rare occasion that the Echos ordering system is down.  Then, you're screwed.  

This very thing happened to me the other day when I was hanging out at an all day punk festival that didn't allow in-and-outs.  I either had to leave the show or go hungry.  Decisions decisions.  What's a boy to do?  I'm never one to just give up so I channeled the inner Zach Morris and came up with the genius idea of calling up the pizza place and ordering delivery to the Echo for me and my friends.  That should work, right?  

I fooled the girl on the phone for a few minutes until she realized and said, "wait, are you at the Echo?"  I couldn't lie so I fessed up.  She said they weren't supposed to deliver out the back door but would make this ONE exception because she thought I was brave.  Awesome!

The pizza here isn't the best I've ever had, but the employees are rad and you can't really put a price on the convenience factor.  Where else can you get pizza when you are waiting Thom Yorke to take the stage?

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2128 Hillhurst Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90027
(323) 661-0055

Little Dom's  

Category: Italian
Neighborhood: Griffith Park/Los Feliz

4 star rating
 Update - 10/18/2009  
Since a good friend of mine works here, I wanted to give Little Dom's another shot.  I went in late, about 10:30 on a Saturday night, and was able to slip into a booth with one of my best friends.  The vibe was casual and it wasn't too crowded.  

As far as setting and ambiance goes, I'm definitely a fan of Little Dom's.  The lighting is soft and dim, the music isn't in your face, and everything just fits.  However when it comes to their specialty, pizza, it's nothing special.  I don't like the crust and I don't like the options.  Otherwise everything else on the menu is pretty good.  The chef, who is from Louisiana, does a good job of carving out unique plates that you wouldn't expect in an Italian restaurant.  My main critique?  They definitely need more clearly defined vegetarian options.

Overall a better experience than I had before and more likely than not I will go back.

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  • 3 star rating
    8/25/2009

    If your server tells you they make a great cheese-less pizza, she's lying.  It's terrible.  It's a giant cracker with burnt vegetables.  The only reason I'm giving this place three stars is because they offer several different tequilas.  Perhaps for all you dairy lovers this place is great, but if it's good pizza you're looking for, find another place.

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611 N Fairfax Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90036
(323) 655-2510

The Cinefamily  

Categories: Cinema, Music Venues
Neighborhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood

4 star rating
 10/16/2009  
I know what you're thinking, "A silent movie theater?  Probably just a novelty."  Well, your wrong.  As my friend said to me tonight, "In LA this is as close as we can get to the Alamo Drafthouse."  He's right.  The Silent Movie Theater is good.  For LA it's essentially one of a kind.  Not only do they have very unique nights and months for that matter where they play rare, cult, and hard to find prints of oddball movies, they even have the occasional band play.  Last month I saw the Moonrats and Warpaint.  Amazing.  Tonight I went and saw a triple feature from the October horror festival.  Also amazing.  I don't know if it's the couches up front, the pretty girls behind the counter, or the free PBR in the back, but this place is just comfortable.

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1335 W Glenoaks Blvd
Glendale, CA 91201
(800) 777-0133

Department of Motor Vehicles  

Category: Public Services & Government
Neighborhood: Glendale

1 star rating
 10/15/2009  
What's up with the smell in this place?  It's like they somehow made a dirty diaper into a fragrance and then ran all over the room spraying it. Even if you make an appointment the DMV is less pleasant than getting teeth pulled.  Seriously.  I'd rather be punched in the face than have to go here again.  

Remember that Belinda Carlisle song?  I think it goes like this:

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ?
Ooh the DMV is hell on earth
They say at the DMV love comes first
We'll they lied because it's hell on earth
Ooh the DMV is hell on earth

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53688 Pioneertown Rd
Pioneertown, CA 92268
(760) 365-5956

Pappy & Harriet's Palace  

Categories: Restaurants, Music Venues

5 star rating
 10/15/2009  
If bars were measured on looks alone, Pappy & Harriet's would deserve six stars.  When you walk in this place you just feel cool.  It's the ultimate middle of nowhere biker bar and on any given night you could be hanging with the coolest group of Hell's Angels, or the wildest bunch of hippies since Woodstock.  I strolled into town for the Manimal Festival, put on by LA Record and KCRW, to see two of my favorite local bands, the Moonrats and Warpaint.  We drank, we danced, we sang, and I don't remember much.  But I had a great time.

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7450 Beverly Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90036
(323) 930-9744

BLD  

Category: American (New)
Neighborhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood

4 star rating
 10/12/2009  
Anyplace that allows me to have pancakes and a cocktail could perhaps be one of the greatest places on earth. Seriously. You see it's the small things like getting drunk and eating pancakes at 11AM on a Saturday with a group of friends that make life in LA enjoyable.  I can literally spend half a day here having brunch.  The menu is deep and it's hard to go wrong.  Not the greatest for vegetarians but you can definitely get by.  I plan on going back soon.  With a pillow.

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2121 Hillhurst Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90027
(323) 661-7227

Mexico City  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Griffith Park/Los Feliz

4 star rating
 10/12/2009  
I'm easy to entertain.  I like salsa.  Lots of it.  I want options.  For free.  Mexico City serves up chips and two salsas upon entrance.  Pair that with a margarita and I'm well on my way to a good time.  

Mexico City isn't the best show in town, but they've got a good menu with some options, such as mole sauce and green corn tamales, that you might not find at other places.  What's cool is they have dishes that aren't traditional Baja style.  I was also surprised to find plenty of vegetarian options and I don't just mean rice and beans.  

I don't know about dinner, but I will definitely go back here for lunch.  Especially if someone else is driving.  That could be you.  Pick me up.  I'm dying for a drink.  Literally.  I'm going to die if I don't have a drink.  Please someone come quick with a tequila IV.  I need help.

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    lol. youre funny. i will try this place. its near my house and i do enjoy a… More »

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