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761 Starkweather Ave
Cleveland, OH 44113
(216) 771-3333

Lilly Handmade Chocolates  

Category: Chocolatiers and Shops

5.0 star rating
Update - 12/23/2011
i've tasted this season's new flavors.

dearest amanda, you are a goddess.

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  • 5.0 star rating
    12/31/2009

    Quotes from a recent trip to my favorite place on earth:

    "this is the happiest I've ever been, and I've watched my children be born....and this put  a bigger smile on my face."

    After drinking the sipping chocolate: "...I wanna get naked and run through the streets."

    Best.ever.

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  • 5.0 star rating
    6/12/2009

    lilly, if there were more than 5 stars, you would get 'em from me.

    this lady does chocolate the way it's supposed to be done.  
    the best way to describe all the experiences i've had at lilly's (and they are all stellar) is that phrase from willy wonka:

    "the snozberries taste like snooooozzzberries!!! "

    if lilly makes a bite size chocolate piece of heaven with a particular flavor, you best believe it will be the *real* ingredient, not an artificial filler or flavor.  example:  for memorial day weekend, she made a dark chocolate peppermint concoction that literally tasted as if she had plucked the fresh mint straight from the ground and soaked the chocolate in its flavor until it dripped minty deliciousness.

    during the winter, the best discovery was her drinking chocolates.  these are not your mother's hot chocolate recipes.  think about your favorite chocolate liquified into a thick, gooey consistency and mixed with your favorite caramel, peanut butter, or whatever other flavor she has decided to conjure that day.  this stuff is AMAZING.

    there's the confections, which range from adventurous (try the mike: bacon (yes, bacon!), maple butter, and milk chocolate) to a new spin on traditional (the old school, not too shabby:  malted milk and milk chocolate), and everything in between.  My favorites:  
    The Heather (dark chocolate and cayenne)
    The Rocco (dark chocolate and a black truffle infused with honey and GOLD SPECKS- kid you not)
    and my new all time favorite chocolate creation that meets that whole chocolate is better than _____ (fill in the blank) criteria:
    The Boozie Suzie (kirsch soaked french cherries, krisch ganache, and dark chocolate)

    aside of all these slices of sugary fragments from angelic (and some from down below, they're *that* good) environments, she also has a wall lined up with unique craft beers, wines, and champagnes to pair with your new chocolate best friends.

    a trip to lilly's is well worth your time.  next time you're in the neighborhood for artwalk, brunch at lucky's, or dinner at one of the neighborhood restaurants, go around the corner to this confectionary goddess's place.  you won't regret it.

    neither will your personal trainer.  keepin' him in business. :)

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1023 Kenilworth Ave
Cleveland, OH 44113
(216) 961-0084

Visible Voice Books  

Categories: Bookstores, Wine Bars, Music Venues

5.0 star rating
Update - 12/23/2011
I can't send enough accolades for Visible Voice. This bookshop is probably my favorite in the entire country. (Yes, my affinity goes beyond my love of City Lights in sf and Elliot Bay in Seattle).

Visible Voice isn't about quantity, it's about quality. It's about independent book stores with friendly, knowledgable staff. It's about forward-thinking authors and space to sit and take in a chapter. I think it's about a slice of Clevo in Tremont, too.

Every time I'm home, I find my way to Visible Voice. Each time I walk out with a new book I can't wait to dive into.

One of the many reasons I loved living in Tremont. One of the reasons (though they may may not be as plentiful as the reasons keeping me in SF) why I contemplate the journey back home for good.

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  • 5.0 star rating
    8/15/2007 First to Review

    Are you frustrated by the mentality of little Billy, the sixteen year old tween who's textin' his buddy about what to do after work all the while working at the local Barnes and Noble who knows nothing about what book you're looking for?
    Are you a bit intimidated by the overwhelming amount of books in Borders, but yet finding that they STILL don't have the title you want?
    Do you live in the Cleveland area and just don't know where a bookstore is?
    Do you know how to read?
    Have you ever read?
    Do I?
    Where am I going with this?

    ...then Visible Voice will satisfy the craving for a bookstore that has interesting titles, variety, and will actually HAVE that book you're looking for.  and they don't even have 1,000,000,000,000 titles (and not the one you're looking for.)  instead, they have good stuff.  sections with everything from poetry, fiction, history, philosophy, theater...

    ..and some pretty funny giftables, too.

    me likey.

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1307 Sutter St
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 771-2142

Wok Shop Cafe  

Category: Chinese
Neighborhood: Pacific Heights

5.0 star rating
12/5/2011
i haven't written a review in awhile.  there are several reasons:  1)  when i write one, i want to write it for a reason.  stellar product, amazing service, or just the best (or worst) experience i can get.  2)  i finished grad school and the chaos of transitioning back into real life has been hellish 3)  my income as an intern is pathetic  so i've had to cut back on outings.

that being said, the wok shop is worth the review.  i've had my fair share of chinese food in my lifetime.  i feel like the options provided to me as a kid growing up in cleveland weren't vast in the least.  of course this is likely because of the limited asian community in suburban ohio, but still.  the offerings were...let's just say they weren't authentic.  no matter- because it was all i had access to, it was delicious.  that's what i considered chinese food to be.

fast forward to twenty years later.  restaurants specializing in cantonese, sichuanese, hunan, shanghainese, taiwanese, and hong kong traditions are everywhere.  how am i supposed to find the one restaurant that makes food that both challenges and satiates my previously poorly limited tastebuds, yet appeases the seven year old in me that just wants familiar tasting food?

seven year old me loved ordering:  pork fried rice and won ton soup.  that's it.  

mature me (not saying how old i've gotten) loves ordering:  spicy, veggies and meat, and every now and again a good ol' soup to warm my tummy.

the seven year old in me often wants won ton soup, but with all the different varieties in style of chinese food here, it's hard to find won ton soup that tastes delicious, flavorful, and familiar to me.  many restaurants include both shrimp and pork in their dumplings, different veggies, and sometimes even different meat in the soup outside of their dumplings.  this is not the won ton soup i'm familiar with.  with all those additions, the flavor of the soup (albeit good) is not what i want.  i want my definition of won ton soup.  

how hard could it be to find won ton soup = pork dumpling, delicious broth, a bit of onion, and a hint of salt?  apparently much harder than i thought.

when i had the wok shop's won ton soup, i was in heaven.  here's why:  they make it a ton of different ways and it's based on your choice.  do you want chicken in your soup too?  ok.  it's there.  pork only, and in the dumpling?  yup.  and when you order it just plain?  there's my soup.  i'm in heaven.

after i've tried their soup (and craved it after the first tasting), i've been back several times for different entrees.  every single one has been delicious.  not only that, but the service is always friendly.  you feel like their family is cooking for you while you visit their house.  such a great environment.

i totally recommend the wok shop.  especially on a chilly december night like tonight.

they're a win.

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375 Valencia St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 252-0800

Four Barrel Coffee  

Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Mission

5.0 star rating
Update - 8/30/2011
it is no coincidence that the tuesday noon city alarm went off as i poured the last of my four barrel coffee beans into the grinder.

no more four barrel coffee is definitely cause for alarm.

Listed in: my hunt for the java bean of…, Repeat Offender

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  • 5.0 star rating
    12/7/2010

    Four barrel coffee, have my java bean babies.

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Mission and 22nd St
San Francisco, CA 94110

The Crème Brûlée Cart  

Categories: Desserts, Food Stands
Neighborhood: Mission

5.0 star rating
8/19/2011
oh.my.god.

that s'mores desserty treat?

you know that moment meg ryan has in the diner in "when harry met sally"?

that's me.  right now.  at this moment. as i eat this s'mores creme brulee.

god bless you, off the grid.

and i'm not even religious.

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3088 Balboa St
San Francisco, CA 94121
(415) 387-4992

Pizza Joint  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Outer Richmond

5.0 star rating
7/30/2011
it's important to have a go-to pizza joint in your 'hood.

i don't even mean to say "go-to pizza joint" knowing that pizza joint is the name of this pizza place.

but it's my pizza joint.

they're very nice.  it's free delivery.  their sandwiches are hefty delicious.  their pizza is doughy and flavorful.  it's like the old pizza joint i used to live next to back in tremont.  

there may not be a ton of good pizza joints in sf, but this one is my neighborhood doughy good pepperoni garlic heaven.  best ingredients for a good pizza: pepperoni, fresh garlic, fresh basil, red onion.  best.

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1030 Irving St
San Francisco, CA 94122
(415) 731-8110

Golden Rice Bowl  

Category: Chinese
Neighborhood: Inner Sunset

2.0 star rating
7/22/2011
my fortune cookie should have read "you will order delivery on a friday night, wait over an hour, and fill your belly with the wrong order.  you will also feel sad because they were so nice when you called in to check on the order after an hour had passed, but can't hide the feelings of disappointment as you open the to-go container to find steamed pork buns instead of bbq pork fried rice"

but i guess that would be too long for a fortune cookie.

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9 Anchor Dr
Emeryville, CA 94608
(510) 653-3400

Trader Vic's Restaurant  

Category: Hawaiian

5.0 star rating
7/18/2011
now *this* is your higher-priced, somewhat exotic locale to partake in those deliciously made polynesian drinks.  you could venture to trader vic's for some big ol' rum filled fruitastic drinks.  or you could make a night of it and take in some of their delicious food, too.

...and you should.

it's been a few months since i was at trader vic's.  i sat on the review for awhile because i just didn't know how to add to what's already on yelp.  here's my take:

the staff are really accommodating, polite, and attentive (but not too much).  they're friendly, cool and ready to make your evening a great one.

the drinks are outta this world.  they're like their own meal.  so.good.

the atmosphere is awesome.  it's right on the water, you feel like you're on vacation even when you're not, and you can have tables in your own little corner of the place for your own privacy.

the food is stellar.  beef cho cho= deliciousness.  9 spice half chicken melted in my mouth (but not in my hand).

this is a special night out, and it's well worth it.  splurge on this place.  it's pretty rad.

great place to take a date.

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6150 Geary Blvd
San Francisco, CA 94121
(415) 221-0773

Trad'r Sam  

Category: Dive Bars
Neighborhood: Outer Richmond

3.0 star rating
7/18/2011 1 Check-in Here
i am a sucker.

i am a sucker for a "polynesian drink".

maybe there are other suckers that like those, too. but this is not your higher-priced, somewhat exotic locale to partake in those kind of beverages. this is a low-brow-hey-i-just-turned-21-let's-get-wasted-on- some-drink-with-rum-in-it-because-those-last-few-a maretto-sours-are-getting-to-me kinda joint.

this place is full of usf college-aged young folk.  these folks are suckers for mixing very sweet drinks and probably getting severe hangovers and yacking on geary a few hours later.  i felt like grandma.

but when grandma walked out, some dude (who confessed he was only 22) who looked like bruno mars stopped me and rambled for a bit before asking me for my number.  hey, thanks bruno.  grandma feels a bit like mrs.robinson, but she's flattered.

this place reminds me of the dive bars i went to back in ohio when i was in college except it's not full of white guys wearing ohio state jerseys holding a beer.  this place has "that guy" wearing trendier clothes, holding a mai tai, and winkin' at the honeys on the other side of the bar.

grandma didn't go out with bruno.  i'm sure he went through his phone a few weeks later and thought "who the hell is kim?"  well, drunk bruno, it was me.  and i'm old enough to be your mom in a sick, twisted universe.

thanks.

-3 stars for that kinda-dirty vibe it has going and reminding me of ickier lower self esteem days.  +1 star for the ego boost by getting hit on by some young guy who looked like bruno mars

p.s. it definitely wasn't bruno.  he wouldn't catch a grenade for me.

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3301 Junipero Serra Blvd
Daly City, CA 94014
(650) 992-3444

Serra Bowl  

Category: Bowling

4.0 star rating
7/16/2011
here's a review where my cleveland's gonna hang out.

"whoa.  that's indecent.  put that away!" i hear you say.

nope.  cleveland born and raised.  proud of it, baby.

i had a groupon for bowling, and my friends and i have been talking about going bowling forever.  the four of us wound up here on a weekend night a few weeks ago.  here's what i learned:

a)  midwesterners have mad skillz for bowling that just don't exist out here on the west coast.  
..that's because it's actually part of the culture in the midwest.  it's definitely not out here.  

b)  i suck at bowling in ohio, but here i'm actually pretty good.

c)  pretty sure The Dude was there

d)  sure, you can be prepared and come early.  but you're gonna wanna stay for the turn-down-the-lights and play loud music like a club bowling night.

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is a review from a gal lettin' her cleveland hang out.

YIKES!

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