"sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. doomed is your soul and damned is your life."
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1969 Useful, 1280 Funny, and 1451 Cool
Brooklyn, NY
Yelping SinceApril 2006
Things I Love Find Me Inthat one place. the one you never go to.
My Hometownalso the home of s.c. johnson, a family company
When I'm Not Yelping...i am probably in class. or drinking. or both.
Why You Should Read My Reviewswho else is going to eat tacos out of the back of a liquor store?
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I Readwas NOT infinate jest.
My First ConcertR.E.M; unless you count Up With People coming to my school in the second grade
My Last Meal On Earthbacon will be involved
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...i will pwn you in star wars trivial pursuit
Most Recent Discoverybuckaroo banzai
Current Crushshhhh. it's a secret.
Brooklyn, NY 11222
(718) 383-9848
Palace Cafe
Category: Bars
Neighborhoods: Greenpoint, East Williamsburg
New York, NY 10013
(212) 966-3988
Shanghai Cafe
Category: Chinese
Neighborhoods: Chinatown, Little Italy
noodles with spicy meat sauce - check
tofu szechuan style - check
scallion pancakes - check
two people filled to the brim with spice and delicious for $20 bucks.
check check check.
New York, NY 10009
(212) 777-1643
International Bar
Category: Bars
Neighborhood: East Village
drinks we wanted and drinks were had in a dark bar with a 20 year old bartender, a guy with a really bad black eye and a independently wealthy artist from india.
wiskey gingerale was $3 a pop.
back patio was open for smoking.
yes. yes. oh yes.
Brooklyn, NY 11222
(718) 389-2806
Brooklyn Label
Categories: Coffee & Tea, Breakfast & Brunch, American (New)
Neighborhood: Greenpoint
but the service is SO SO SO SLOW. like really slow.
so make sure you have time. sometimes that's a good thing.
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9/5/2009
apparently i have been spending a lot of time in greenpoint.
::looks around:: yup. well, they seem to have a lot of things i like up there. and we'll just leave it at that. oh okay. it's the fact that every bodega sells orangina. i love that stuff.
food was good. service was kind of slow, but okay. i would totally come back.
like i said. i like greenpoint
Brooklyn, NY 11226
Bar Matchless
Category: Bars
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - North Side
i like that it's kind of schizophrenic.
i like that they have a patio.
i like that they still have the auto parts store sign.
my friend likes that they show motorcycle racing there on monday nights.
i like that it's dark.
i like that sometimes when i go there it's loud.
i like that sometimes when i go there it's quite.
i like matchless.
Brooklyn, NY 11222
(718) 609-5858
Pencil Factory Bar
Category: Bars
Neighborhood: Greenpoint
i felt like getting into mischief and mischief was made, thanks in part, to a few well placed whiskey and ginger ales at pencil factory..
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 387-7322
Spoonbill & Sugartown Booksellers
Category: Bookstores
Neighborhoods: Williamsburg - South Side, Williamsburg - North Side
none of the above.
great for browsing and great for buying. love the used books. cheeeep! like a bird, you know?
support your local bookseller.
Brooklyn, NY 11222
(718) 349-9910
Rachel's Garden
Category: Grocery
Neighborhoods: Williamsburg - North Side, Greenpoint
it's handy for stopping for snacks on your way home from the bar. or on your way to or from someone special's house. or just because you can't sleep and need to get snacks.
i can't do my all the time shopping there, but it's handy for a couple of things at a time.
(see what i did there?)
great locally owned book shop.
support your local bookseller.
Brooklyn, NY 11222
(718) 472-2150
Brooklyn Standard
Categories: Delis, Vegan
Neighborhoods: Greenpoint, East Williamsburg
i understand what they are trying to go for here. bodega-esque. coffee. egg sammiches. soda. condoms. smokes. open late. organic vegan tuna salad.
but the service is hella slow and they really don't have THAT many offerings.
i have yet to try their sandwiches, but i am not rushing.
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there is indeed a lot of metal in this bar; the fact that it's 2 blocs from my house isn't necessarily a good thing.