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309 E 5th St
New York, NY 10003
(212) 254-2244

SobaKoh  

Category: Japanese
Neighborhood: East Village

4.0 star rating
1/1/2012
I'm not usually into soba-
however sobakoh
so zen
so lovely
so fresh.

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647 5th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(718) 965-0289

La Boulangerie Lopez  

Categories: Bakeries, Cafes
Neighborhood: Windsor Terrace

5.0 star rating
12/27/2011
a very simpatico family owned bakery! my favorite treat is the chorizo hash. it is all that, and a bag of tortilla chips. also- i recommend the bread shaped like alligators and turtles- a perfect treat for the kids!

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210 Prospect Park W
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(347) 725-3479

The Double Windsor  

Category: Gastropubs
Neighborhood: Windsor Terrace

5.0 star rating
12/9/2011
i'm not usually into hamburgers, however these hamburgers rock and roll and to add insult to your clogged arteries, get the fries! oh, and don't forget to get a dark and stormy!  it's the perfect place to "tie one on," the full windsor because there's no half windsor about it.

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847 Union St
Brooklyn, NY 11215

Elite Event at Kiwiana  

Category: Local Flavor
Neighborhood: Park Slope

5.0 star rating
10/4/2011
new, new zealand kiwiana + brooklynites = an unabashedly goodly and satiating time.
a little kiwi bird told me that kiwiana are "quirky things that contribute to a sense of nationhood, that include cultural icons and kitsch. " while i did come away with some yelp cultural icons and kitsch*, courtesy of the yelp nation, i think kiwiana is more kitcheny than kitschy.
after a long hiatus from yelp, at the urging of my lovely cyber daughter lisa a., i pushed that red rsvp button. i'm certainly glad i did! i was ecstatic to see some old yelp friends including matteo, jamel , the host supremo, peter d. and his lovely senorita.
we were decidedly spoiled rotten at kiwiana.
a big thumbs up to bailey, who came bearing lovely gifts of royal caliber. among my favorites were the airy beet concoctions, the briny curried mussels, and the tempura-like oysters.
the moscow mule made me as pleased as punch.
it was rather droll when Marc, the chef, jumped up on the counter and spoke!
an immense thank you to the kiwiana for bringing some new zealand panache to brooklyn, and to peter d. for enabling us ocd foodophiles to indulge in more multicultural brooklyn food adventures!

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408 5th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(718) 788-1137

Rachel's Taqueria  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Park Slope

4.0 star rating
4/27/2011
this place is a texmexican as opposed to a texmexican't.
the margarita i had slaked the thirst and the ribs were smokin!
all in all sincere and satisfying.
gracias rachel!

Listed in: mexican, mexican't,…, don't cry for me margarita!

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106 Beverley Rd
Brooklyn, NY 11226

Denny's Steak Pub  

Category: Sports Bars
Neighborhoods: Kensington, Flatbush

4.0 star rating
2/14/2011
yeah, you don't come here for the savoire faire.
you come to this cranky old character when you seek the solace of light as a moth to the flame. before you continue down the pockmarked path of church avenue, you remark on the unremarkable, the grit of too many yesterdays.

Listed in: oh kensington, brooklyn

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New York, NY 10011

verizon  

Category: Professional Services

1.0 star rating
Update - 2/14/2011
still an exercise in futility.

Listed in: things you have to do

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  • 1.0 star rating
    11/12/2010

    i'm so glad that verizon thinks my abilities to communicate telepathically are so astute, as to render my need for an actual working land line useless. do i get a discount for ESP messaging?

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  • 1.0 star rating
    5/26/2009

    "here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush. here we go round the mulberry bush...."
    don't call me; i can't call you...

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  • 2.0 star rating
    1/8/2009 First to Review

    this is a communication company????????????? ??
    granted repair people must climb over fences and hack away at remnants of slash and burn agriculture.
    i thought brooklyn wasn't a 3rd world country.
    but the cable has been spliced and diced for 1/2 a century now
    and the dreaded words from the let's reinvent the wheel agent emerge, "you need the cable guys".
    well really- what a big surprise.

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slosh street
Brooklyn, NY

snow 2011  

1.0 star rating
1/30/2011 2 photos First to Review
woman in the dunes sand = snow nyc.
enough already.
entomologists get real already.
if you're thinking about leaving brooklyn, don't fuggedaboutit.
scram. shoo. scoot. skkedaddlle, vamoose, adios.

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1209 Cortelyou Rd
Brooklyn, NY 11218
(718) 284-4444

Mimi's Hummus  

Categories: Mediterranean, Specialty Food
Neighborhood: Flatbush

4.0 star rating
1/21/2011
it's a love of a place.
cozy.
friendly server.
extraordinarily tasty filo dough stuffed with ground beef!
sadly though,
the hummus was not my kind of hummus. it was light and airy, spring-like.
unfortunately though, i am a fancier  of a more hearty hummus, one that screams of tahini, so none of mimi's hummus for me.

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8701 5th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11209
(718) 680-8887

Grand Sichuan House  

Category: Chinese
Neighborhoods: Fort Hamilton, Bay Ridge

5.0 star rating
Update - 1/7/2011
review ala dr. bronners: EVER SO VERY GOOD a heck of a lot and really GET THEE THERE ASAP instead of a nunnery one CUMIN BEEF and ONE shrimp dumpling eat or lose, lose or eat it is too good to pass up ever ever and ever as the DAY TURNS INTO SMOKED TEA DUCK and spices all are as one hot pepper song.

Listed in: bay ridge

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  • 5.0 star rating
    10/5/2010

    we went twice last weekend. in fact, i could eat here, every day for months on end, and never tire of it!

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  • 4.0 star rating
    7/7/2010

    it was hot, and we didn't want to cook. we wanted to avoid 4th of july traffic.
    and of course, david m. and lisa q. said it was good, in fact lisa q. said it was "the best restaurant in the world." it looked good, smelled good and tasted good. goodness gracious it was good!
    simpatico alert!

    here's what we had:

    pork soup dumplings - excellent! the broth was extravagantly rich. i do wish there had been more soup and less pork, because i enjoy the soup dumpling eating ritual.
    dan dan noodles- a new food for me, and an interesting taste, i enjoyed it however i'm not a big fan of ground meat usually.
    tasty sichuan dumplings- man oh man they were GOOD!
    ma po tofu- oh so very yummy!
    garlic pork- tasty but hello too fatty rich dirty old mannish.
    tea-smoked duck- glorious. even more glorious the next day.
    interestingly, nothing was too spicy.
    my only quibble was the heavy handedness with the salt. and i like salt.

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