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Imagine my mother's reaction as I try to explain to her that I have been practicing my aim at the shooting range. How does one even say that in Spanish? Seriously.  

Reed's is no joke and It serves it's purpose. It's in the south bay. It's indoor.  It provides competitive pricing and even offers specials. It allows you the ability to shoot a weapon in a "controlled" environment where you too can embrace your Dirty Harry fantasies. However, don't go showing up in a tank top, skirt, and heels.  BRRR, It's "freezing nut sacks" cold, so bring a sweater!

Knowledgeable, friendly staff make for an awesome experience. If you have any questions or concerns, they will be more than happy to assist.  Plenty of lanes and a decent amount of rental options. I am a fan of their ladies night on Wednesday, yes boys, LADIES NIGHT.  If you are thinking of bonding with your girlfriend, or setting up an awesome team building activity, research Reed's.  Group Specials are available, and I am even thinking birthday party, complete with ice cream cake and little toy gun favors.

Some basics:
You can't rent alone-and should be a skilled shooter.
You can use your gun and your own ammunition.
You SHOULD clean up after yourself.
You can use a shotgun, but I forget what the rule is...I haven't gotten that far yet.
You should yell CLEAR when...oh wait, that's my rule.

I took a crack at the .22 and the .45.  Can we say kickback?!?  I am a fan.  My aim is definitely better than my bite, and I am finally hitting the center of the target at 15 feet.  

If you love the BANG and you like the smell of gunpowder, Reed's will not disappoint.  If you have never shot a gun, and want to learn how, they offer classes and recommendations.  Ladies, don't get scared of the heavy metal, it's always good to gain more knowledge.  Who said I don't like LEAD.  Game on.

Bundt Cakes.  Large or "personal size", this fun shop has you covered.  Moist and with the perfect amount of frosting, yup.  Trust me, you won't be sharing these cakes.  I love the lemon, the red velvet, and the white chocolate raspberry.  

Whether it's a party, or truly showing someone you care, get them some bundt. You will be the hit of the party and everyone respects this sweet, sugar, crack!

I'm sorry, what?
Great America...as an adult...and on Halloween?  YES.

Get ready folks, goober fun has come to your neighborhood theme park, and it's OK for you to enjoy yourself.  Came here with a group of 8 and literally screamed my a$$ off.  Fog machines, people popping out of bushes, darkness, creepy music, mazes, and plenty of rides.  

If you can buy in bulk, then take advantage of the group discount. Mine came out to be some $23 dollars.  Worth a visit and a scream.  The glow in the dark clown maze is LEGIT.   No wimps, please.

It's natural for me to live, nap, breath, snack, think, and dream at the beach.  

However, I still haven't mastered what most normal people do there, and that is read. I am easily distracted by the sounds, the smells, and the beauty of waves crashing onto shore.  Waves seduce me, and the thought of burying my nose in a book just seems disrespectful.   With that being said, Natural Bridges is my pick when I want something quiet, not crowded, and no pot smoke.  Yeah, I said it.  NO pot smoke.  Kids usually plague the sand and tide pools, but it works here.  

Families welcome and keep in mind parking will run you some dollars.  If you are cheap and/or or don't mind the walk, you can park along the street and go for a stroll.

Fog sometimes covers the view, but on a good day, you are likely to experience a wicked day at the beach.  If you aren't going up the 1, this is a good bet.

There comes a time in every person's life when they must embrace their inner bougie.  If you aren't puff daddy and flossin' benjamins in a video, chances are you are someone young, someone happy, and looking for adventure.  Travel aficionado or not, you want comfort with a little bit of luxury.

The Ritz exceeded my expectations.  It started with the welcome in the lobby at midnight and continued until my departure, it was 5 star service all the way.   Staff is accommodating and extremely friendly.  For those of you who love the beach, this private one will not disappoint.  The sand is soft, the water warm, and if you are lucky enough to get caught in a rain storm-ENJOY.  I spent most of my time at the beach and I loved the free towels, free fruit infused water, and pool chair setup.  

The location is close to the airport, but don't let that fool you.  It's still a $20 cab ride and yes, it's ridiculous. If you are on a budget while staying at the Ritz, there is plenty of restaurants within walking distance and even a dive bar around the corner.  I think I even got some water and snacks at the CVS 2 stores down.  

My only complaint was the room.  It wasn't as grandiose as the rest of the hotel.  The bedding needed some updating and I wanted the stellar theme from the property to translate to my room.  
Oh, and if you like it cold, you will love the RITZ.  They must have the AC pumping to "freezing nut sack" degrees.  

In conclusion, stay out of your room and enjoy the amenities and beautiful Puerto Rico.

I am not going to lie, I like Tomato Thyme.  i like the space. I like the bar. I like the food, and I love that they serve up a mean stromboli.  Food is hit or miss.  Some of the dishes are great, while others miss the radar completely.  Stick to fish, pizza, and salads. Everything else may dissapoint.  Whether it's the flavor, the size, or the price...you best be ready to eat with an open mind.

Great beer on tap and great desserts!

Did I mention they serve La Villa RAVS?  If you have a craving...

I really should have listened to the suggestions, but I couldn't help it. When visiting a new joint, I order and try new things...OBViOUSLY.  it's what keeps life interesting.

Major. Persian. FAIL.
I ordered the Tahdig.  It should be called a hot mess.
Described as crispy rice topped with ghaimeh or gormeh sabzi topping, this dish failed to deliver on key word: crispy.  You know that rice you cook in college? The kind that gets stuck at the bottom of the rice maker that you have scrape and throw out?  I ate that.  Sure it had a flavorful sauce, but it didn't excuse the chew factor. I should have ordered the kebab.  It smelled good, it looked good, and it probably tasted better than the 5 year old cooking experiment i was eating.  

Clearly, order the suggested menu item...if not, you may be wishing for a side of butter and naan bread.

NAKED ROLL CALL.  Yeah, I said NAKED. You over the shock?  
Good.

You can't go through your 30's without visiting a Korean SPA.
The steam room, the hot and  cold pools, the salt rooms, and the SCRUB.

Check your inhibitions at the door, because you won't have time to be shy or nervous.   Seriously, there are woman of all ages and shapes walking naked as if NOTHING.  

20 dollars gets you full access to the spa, a locker, towels, and a set of shorts and shirt reminiscent of a prison jump suit.  Don't worry, everyone looks as silly as you do.  You have to find that confidence, and own it.  

If you are looking for a posh establishment, head elsewhere.  Don't expect a fluffy robe, massage oils,  and cucumber infused water folks.  Remember, I said 20 dollars and a prison jump suit.   Unlike most places, you can  anticipate ramen being cooked  and available for purchase.   You may even feel nostalgic and immediately be transported to your old high school gym changing room.

After my raving descriptions, why would you want to visit?
Cheap relaxation, CHEAP.  The steam room is fabulous and I swear I feel amazing after exiting.  If I had balls of steel, I would immediately submerge in the freezing cold water, but I can't.  Not yet.   Instead, I thrown on my coed appropriate attire and head to the salt rooms. 20 minutes on hot salts, yeah...you will be wishing for more.  

CHEAP RELAXATION.

If you are a newbie, here are some helpful tips:
Bring your own toiletries, basket, and scrub brush.  Save money and scrub yourself.
Flip flops ARE allowed  in the shower area, but make sure to take off your shoes.  If not, you WILL be scolded and someone will quickly point out the "rules and regulations" sign.
Ask for an extra towel, especially if you don't want to be ass to stone.  
Respect the zen, and in the words of BON QUI QUI: don't get CRAZY.
Respect the rules.  Shower before going into the pools and steam room.

And if you only remember one thing, don't stare.  Keep your eyes above the neck. Trust me. Gravity is not our friend.

I was seduced. Not once, not twice, but multiple times.  Shame on me.  

Banana Cake. Chocolate Cake. Cookies, and cupcakes.  

Whenever I am craving that little something to satisfy the sweet tooth, I drive out of my area and aim for Los Gatos.  Like a child waiting with anticipation for the ice cream truck , I am often found behind the glass with a huge smile on my face.  So many options, so little stomach.

If I purposely want to lick my fingers, I do so by heading to Icing On The Cake.  

Buttermilk chocolate cake is moist and super rich. Make sure to have a glass of ice cold milk on hand.

Banana cake, yeah, there are no words. You must experience this on your own.  It's not Banana BREAD...it's CAKE with frosting, with BANA. YES!

The cookies and cupcakes are delicious and I consider extras for  you to throw in your box.  Buyer be warned, you won't walk away empty handed.

My birthday is coming up, and you know I love CAKE...hint hint.

2 words: ORIGINAL GLAZED.
Don't deviate. Don't pretend you are VIP.  Call ahead. Pre order. Bring cash.  Follow my tips, and you will get LUCKY.

Sounds like the makings of  a clandestine meeting in a back alley, but trust me, it's all worth it.

Guaranteed Happy Ending, GUARANTEED.  Not even your highest paid call girl can make such proclamations, well, not at 7AM at least.

Thank you Stan.  Your donuts are amazing, fluffy, hot, sticky, sweet,  and dreamy.  For a second, you instantly thought of  Def Leppard's: Pour Some Sugar on me.   Hey, it's your fantasy.  I won't judge you.  

It's hard to eat just one.  Buyer be warned.  

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