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"She's Everywhere You Want to Be"

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Review votes:
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Location

Oakland, CA

Yelping Since

January 2005

Find Me In

the shelves of libraries everywhere

My Hometown

Parsippany, NJ

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because I don't believe in vegetables.

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.booktour.com

The Last Great Book I Read

White Noise by Don DiLillo

My First Concert

Tiffany

My Last Meal On Earth

fried chicken

Current Crush

Nate Berkus

Recent Reviews

327 Reviews

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1700 California St
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 292-8999

Nima A. Grissom, MD  

Category: Doctors
Neighborhood: Pacific Heights

5 star rating
 11/19/2009  
My reviews lately might lead you to believe that I've become a big complainer in my old age, so it seemed time to sing the praises of someone to whom I will be eternally grateful.

About 6 weeks ago, I showed my OB a lump in my breast.  She provided a referral to several doctors, one of whom was Dr. Grissom.  When I called the office for an appointment, the receptionist indicated that the earliest I could come in was 6 weeks from that date.  She also offered that I could leave a voice mail for Dr. Grissom, which I did, mentioning that I was in my second trimester of pregnancy and very concerned.

Dr. Grissom sent me an email that night from her Blackberry offering an early morning appt. 5 days later.  She determined that the lump was a cyst and aspirated it in her office during the appointment.  She immediately put me at ease.   I can't tell you how much it meant to me for her to make these special accomodations.  Thank you, Dr. Grissom.

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960 University Ave
Berkeley, CA 94710
(510) 843-3057

Jiffy Lube  

Category: Auto Repair

1 star rating
 11/2/2009  
I borught my car in for service on February 19.  Within 1500 miles I was getting a check oil light, and there appeared to be an oil leak.  This seemed surprising.  I brought it to Randy at Advanced Audi (check out my high praise for them) and they determined that the oil drain plug was replaced without a seal.  I called the manager, Tasha, listed at the bottom of the form.  She was very defensive and insisted that my mechanic was wrong and that many cars don't have a seal.  Regardless of whether some cars and some cars don't, I would expect at the bare minimum that technicians would check to see whether the car required one...or that a manager might be apologetic when a mistake was brought to her attention. Sadly, I was mistaken.

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33864 Capulet Cir
Fremont, CA 94555
(510) 493-2074

Mr Appliance  

Category: Home Services

1 star rating
 Update - 8/11/2009  
This is a further example of how the chain has no interest in helping customers.  If Mr. Appliance was run well, John would be contacting me to determine how a disappointing experience could be improved.

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  • 1 star rating
    8/5/2009

    I could not have had a worse expereience with Mr. Appliance.  It started with the initial call.  The Fremont, Concord, and San Francisco Mr. Appliances all refuse to service Oakland residents.  When I finally got in touch with Union City (further than Fremont-go figure) it would take several days for Mr. Appliance to come over.  Considering we had gas leaking from range, this was not good news.

    Mr. Appliance gave us a range of 9-12 and wouldn't you know it was just about noon when they walked in.  That's fine-it's still within the time parameters.  The two guys indicated that they would need to order a spark module.  I asked how long it would take to arrive.  When they said a week, I asked if they could expedite it since it meant that we wouldn't be able to use the stove or oven until then.  Mr. Appliance indicated that would reduce the time to two to three days.  After a week, I call back.  Myra in the office indicates that she personally ordered the part, but can't find our invoice.  She promises to call "right back."  The following day (that's right-apparently calling the next day qualifies as right back) she gives us an estimate of 1-3.  We get a call at 10:30 saying the guys are 10-15 minutes away.

    After two hours, they announce that they're going to lunch for half an hour.  Returning more than an hour later, they work for an additional hour and tell me that they installed the spark module, but there is a leak in the gas line and we need to call PG&E.

    PG&E is very responsive (remind me to write a nice yelp about them) and say that they will send someone right over.  The PG&E employee checked the line and said that the range isn't working.  As in, back to square one again.  Gotta go..  If you don't hear a yelp from me soon, it could be carbon dioxide poisoning.  Please check on me.    Show owner comment »

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6120 La Salle Ave
Oakland, CA 94611
(510) 339-8210

A Great Good Place for Books  

Category: Bookstores
Neighborhoods: Montclair Village, Oakland Hills

2 star rating
 7/31/2009  
I must have come on the wrong day.  I was very excited to check out this local independent bookstore. There was no one in the store when I arrived.  
 I was looking to buy "Zeitoun" by Dave Eggers.  The woman behind the counter told me it was out of stock.  I asked when it would be in, and she shrugged.  I had come in intending to sign up for the notifications of upcoming events, etc, but this staff member clearly had no interest in engaging.  I would have been glad to give a phone number or email so that they could notify me when it arrived, but again, there was no involvement-and no one else to distract her.  Odd.

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798 Arquello Blvd
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 786-3777

Melissa Claire's Kitchen  

Category: Restaurants
Neighborhood: Inner Richmond

5 star rating
 3/30/2009  
Two amazing meals in two weeks-what more can you ask for?  We enjoyed our first meal so much-a green garlic souffle that rocked my world, a lamb in the league of Kokkari (my biggest compliment) and soups to die for.  Melissa Claire can make salads taste good.  In fact, if I were to hand her a pile of dirt, I'm sure I'd be impressed with the mud pie presented to me.  She's *that* good

Cami has provided excellent service both times (we did a 6:15 reservation one week, and the later seating, at 8pm, the second time.  It was consistently well paced on both occasions). There is something very special about having the chef come out to say hello, and it contributes to the general warmth of the experience at this once a week restaurant.

The butterscotch pudding this week really ended the evening on a high note.  This round we brought a vegetarian friend, and there was nothing that she couldn't eat.  We really appreciate Melissa's philosophy around local organic producers. We've walked out happily full without being uncomfortable on both occasions.   A memorable meal guaranteed, and $45 for four courses is tough to beat.   There was a large group celebrating a birthday on our last visit, so keep it on your list of options for a group visit.

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776 Technology Way
Napa, CA 94558
(707) 603-1400

Elaine Bell Catering Company  

Category: Caterers

5 star rating
 2/2/2009 2 photos  
I had guest upon guest tell me that we had the best food they'd ever had at a wedding. We wanted "wine country bbq" and they got it, immediately-and it wasn't because we were able to articulate what we wanted.  Caspian was a joy to work with.  They were patient and went the extra mile, even offering a second tasting when my mom was out from the west coast and working to get tiny cones of Bi-Rite salted caramel for dessert. We loved the picnic basked of goodies packed for our wedding night.  Highest recommendation.  Elaine Bell celebrated their 25th anniversary last year, and the food and experience speaks for itself.

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1509 Shattuck Avenue
Berkeley, CA 94709
(510) 548-2665

Kitchen on Fire  

Categories: Cooking Schools, Party & Event Planning
Neighborhoods: North Berkeley, Gourmet Ghetto

5 star rating
 Update - 1/6/2009  
SInce the original review, I've taken "Thanksgiving Training School" and Mike C. did a private knife skills class for my husband and I.  The turkey, thanks to his brining technique, was the best I've ever had.  Olivier and Mike C are tremendously patient, available, and I love how hands-on it is.  As for the knife skills class-at the end, Mike C. took all of our handiwork and demystified the stock making process, which I'd always assumed to be way over my head.  We're signed up for pastamaking next month.

If you're looking for a style test drive, Mike C. also hosts a show on public access tv called "Hippy Gourmet."  Recipes are taped and posted to YouTube.  These are two busy guys.

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  • 5 star rating
    9/24/2006

    Kitchen on Fire offers the best cooking classes you haven't heard of.  The boyfriend signed us up for "The Art of the French Fry" for my birthday.  I learned to pick the right kind of potatoes for fries, the difference that blanching makes, the correct temperature for fries, when to season them, and how to make a variety of aolis.  The sparkling new facilities were a treat to work in, and Mike C and Olivier had laid out a nice little spread of cheese, crackers and strawberries so that we wouldn't starve to death.  They've even arranged for a 10% discount off a bottle of wine from downstairs.

    The classes are what can only be described as shockingly cheap-it was $30 for a 3 hour class, allowing us to eat so many fries that we felt sick (I expected this, and would have been unhappy otherwise) We brainstormed on the way home for possible other events there and are considering holding a dinner for the boy toy's big day in the winter.  Mike C and Olivier would have happily stayed answering our many questions all  night-and it was a Saturday. These two have no shortage of personality.  I really liked this and want to see it succeed, but frankly, I have some concerns about the success (or potential failure) of Epicurious Garden.  The place was extremely dead at 8:30 on a Saturday night.

    Check out their web page for their jam packed schedule of classes, including couples nights, supper clubs, basic cooking classes, and singles nights.

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265 Winston Dr
San Francisco, CA 94132
(415) 665-1835

Trader Joe's  

Category: Grocery
Neighborhood: Lakeside

2 star rating
 1/5/2009  
I was so excited to have another TJ's open in town.  Maybe, just maybe, this would alleviate some of the gridlock at the Masonic store.  I went 6 days after they opened last month, and was disappointed that many of the shelves were empty.  As in, there was a sign for the product with a price, but no merchandise.  Considering that it was 10am and 6 days in, I gave them the benefit of the doubt.  

Three weeks later, I can't be so generous.  Again, the shelves were bare.  Another shopper noted that there was no broccoli or carrots in the produce section.  We're not looking for the exotic here-even the basics were nowhere in sight.   It was near impossible to find service when items were missing, very different from the usual, super helpful and available service I've come to enjoy at other locations.  Perhaps most disappointing was that the squash that I bought has a use by date of tomorrow.  Yes, I should have paid more attention before I bought it.  But, with a store this new, and shelves so bare, how did I end up buying near-expired merchandise?

Throw in the parking, and I'll be sticking with the 9th St. location, thanks.

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664 Post Street
San Francisco, CA 94199
(415) 441-7522

Mike Page Style Lab  

Category: Hair Salons
Neighborhoods: Civic Center/Tenderloin, Nob Hill

5 star rating
 11/13/2008  
Just when I thought it couldn't get any better-Michael moved to a place with valet parking.  Delightful.  There is so much better of a chance of me arriving on time and unflustered (are you listening, fellow San Francisco businesses?)  I'm never upsold, and yet I'm also able to pick up all the hair products that I need to be able to replicate at home.  When I went in a few months ago to cut off my hair for Locks of Love, I asked Michael how many others he had done.  He thought he recalled one.  Anyone else, I would have panicked, but I knew I was in good hands (and it came out great!)

9 years and counting...I'm trying to think of another business in the city that I have stuck with as I moved from neighborhood to neighborhood, and I am stumped.  Probably because it doesn't exist.

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19485 Sonoma Hwy
Sonoma, CA 95476
(707) 996-3424

Broadway Cleaners  

Category: Dry Cleaning & Laundry

1 star rating
 10/17/2008  
I wish I would have thought to check Yelp first, but I took my wedding dress here to get pressed on the recommendations of our wedding planner.  I have no way of knowing if $93 is average for the service, so I nodded and smiled.  Checks only.  There were a variety of articles celebrating the dry cleaner's 50th anniversary.  I thought I'd left the dress in good hands, but apparently I was mistaken.

I was extremely disappointed when the dress came back in blue plastic and the stuffing in the bodice was gone.  The dress was caving it on itself, and the ubiquitous photographer shot of the hanging wedding gown was no longer an option. There must be a better option in the area.

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