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460 W State St
Hurricane, UT 84737
(435) 635-9100

Barista's  

Category: American (Traditional)

1.0 star rating
3/27/2011
This place has over 42 filtered reviews, 39 of  which are 2 stars or below -- The owner seems to be the culprit behind filtering them out -- this, unfortunately, has left the voices of many people with justifiable grievances silenced.

I went through here not long ago and the narrative is almost identical from customer to customer. The amount of cognitive dissonance the owner must have to ignore and defend against this much negativity is astounding.

What I feel has yet to be properly debunked is his defense of his outrageous price gouging... You can find endless quotes about Steve's dubious excuses for why his prices are so exorbitant... Well let's have a little case study:

The most expensive pizza at Pizzeria Bianco (the James Beard awarding winning Pizzeria that is considered to be the best pizza establishment in the United States -- ["Pizzeria Bianco has been rated as the best pizza in the US by Bon Appetit, The New York Times, Vogue, and Rachel Ray, and has also been recognized by Martha Stewart, Oprah, GQ, Gourmet, and was named to http://GAYOT.com's list of the Top 10 Pizza Restaurants in the U.S. and the restaurant received a nearly perfect Zagat score of 29 in 2000"] is only $16 dollars. The most expensive pizza at Mario Batali's Pizzeria Mozza in LA is $24....

I make this point not to advertise the other two but to compare and contrast the price of what is considered to be the best in the country to Barista's, which, on the other hand, is a establishment with a 1 star rating from urbanspoon, a 2 star rating here on yelp ( a 1 star if all ratings were accounted for), and an F rating from the Better Business Bureau (http://www.bbb.org/uta...) has a HALIBUT pizza priced at 55.49...!!! Hilarious.

There is nowhere in NY, SF, Chicago, LA, ANYWHERE that would even have the audacity to charge that price. Look around -- there isn't a single establishment in even the most metropolitan of cities that is anywhere near this price point for pizza, let alone halibut. If you can find one, post it here.

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5301 Power Inn Rd
Sacramento, CA 95820
(916) 386-8599

Squeeze Inn  

Category: Burgers

1.0 star rating
3/2/2011
This was easily one of the worst experiences I have had going out to eat ever. Period.

This is not an exaggeration but it's also important to note that although the burger was fine one could easily replicate it at home without having to wait 1 hour and 45 minutes at 3pm on a weekday to stand near by a crowded doorway, breathing in cheese fumes in some business park. Their ordering and waiting system is so obviously flawed it is confounding, yet they seem to relish in making lines and demand that only exists because of an unnecessary delay created by their managerial inabilities.

They could hire someone who is missing their entire frontal lobe to design a system in which it takes under 1 hour and 45 minutes to get an average at best burger. I love decadence as much as the next man but store bought packaged cheese poured around my burger is not worth waiting 1 hour and 45 minutes for.

If you are in Sacramento, and want to watch your entire day disappear in front of your eyes followed by the clenching of your left arm as your life follows this is the place. 1 Hour and 45 minutes, this is not an exaggeration.

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120 E Duarte Rd
Arcadia, CA 91006
(626) 445-2889

Taco Lita No 15  

Categories: Mexican, American (Traditional)

2.0 star rating
12/7/2009
Perplexing to say the least. Unless you grew up on this -- there is no way one could enjoy this on taste alone. If your taste-buds are even remotely discerning the only thing you will notice is how superbly distinct Taco Lita is in its blandness.

I would be lying if I were to say there isn't something to it.. It's so 'white bread' that it hearkens back to the taco's served in the elementary school cafeteria, albeit with less spice or flavor. What is interesting is how uniquely flavorless the food is. Taco Lita is almost spiteful in how not Mexican it is, apart from aesthetics and name. (They serve "tacos" and "burritos")

With absolutely no heat, the strangely sweet taco sauce had a momentary appeal that quickly began to disgust and grate over the course of the second taco and the laughably boring bean and cheese burrito. It also did not help that everything was served well below room temperature.

The strangely condensed gray matter that they deem as "meat" is so lacking any semblance of spice or flavor that one has to use their sweet sauce to help lubricate the food for passage down your throat. The most flavorful part of taco is the rustically bland, "Body of Christ"-like taco shell.

I appreciated the old school aesthetic of Taco Lita, keeping with the original signage and seating, but one has to wonder how this place has been able to feed people for well over 40 years... This is proof that conditioning is such an important element in why we enjoy certain things.

The hype surrounding this place begs to ask the question as to whether the people who like this have ever had another taco before and if the taste-buds of the future could even view this as food -- or if Taco Lita will be viewed from an archeological stand point on what Americans from the 60's could do to make tasty food, like tacos, accessible to those with no taste.

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1102 N Brand
Glendale, CA 91202
(818) 507-0592

Recess  

Categories: American (New), Delis
Neighborhood: Glendale

3.0 star rating
8/30/2009
I will give this place a bit of break -- as it just opened -- and will likely go back but my experience there was more akin to a 2 star.

A nice spot, the type a establishment that is well needed in Glendale; with really reasonable prices and the rare ability to get a Benedict until 5pm Monday through Friday in a nice, casual atmosphere.

That being said -- the lemon thyme hollandaise was so light on flavor it was fairly inconsequential... A detail that was less forgivable as the eggs were cooked OVER HARD, a cardinal sin!

I was eyeball f'ing my neighbor's sandwiches that looked pretty darn good but...

There are clearly some kinks to work here out but there could be a glimmer of hope, maybe... they had a pretty intense fly party going on when I was there and their credit card receipt did not allow the ability to tip, which left an added guilt component to the meal.

I will go back in a month or so.

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966 Mission St
South Pasadena, CA 91030
(626) 799-0711

Little Parlor Pizzeria - CLOSED  

Category: Pizza

4.0 star rating
Update - 8/30/2009
Closed. Sad it never caught on.

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  • 4.0 star rating
    3/29/2009

    The first time I went to the "little parlor" was shortly after they had opened. I found everything to be good, if not a bit underwelming . That being said I didn't get anything all that exciting (the old school which is basically a pepperoni pizza) and although I thought it was interesting, I wasn't in love with the sweetness of the sauce, which is derived from mixing the tomato sauce with roasted red peppers.

    I am happy to say that upon my return to the little parlor I discovered despite getting hit pretty hard here on yelp they have seemingly really gotten their act together or I just ordered really well.

    I started out with the Duck Confit Mac & Cheese, which turned out a hundred times better than I could have imagined. I will be returning frequently for that dish alone as it is not only a one of a kind but creamy, decadent and gamey all in the best ways possible.

    I can't remember the name pizza I had but it was the most expensive at 16 and equally impressive. Crust was wonderfully thin with a crisp char, the non-tomato sauce based pizza had pork shoulder, panchetta, speak, some sort of sausage and peppercini. No where near as heavy as it sounds it ranks up there with some other better pizzas I have had in town, sans Mozza and Bianca. Even so a reviewer stated that better pizza can be found at Bianca, but in my opinon littler parlor is aiming for different things and don't think that are accurately comparable, Mozza would be but that is hardly fair.

    It's really worth checking out despite some of the hammering it is getting on here - especially if your solo and want to eat up at the bar. My only suggestion is if you are like me and not huge on a sweet sauce, go with their many options w/o the tomato sauce but the Duck Confit Mac & Cheese is a MUST.

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1066 Gayley Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90024
(310) 208-8671

Lamonica's New York Pizza  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Westwood

5.0 star rating
8/27/2009
Really one of the stronger slices of NY style pizza in the city, actually, maybe the best. With a very bold sauce and a crust that straddles a perfect balance between crispy and doughy, this a truly tasty, no nonsense, slice.

It also strikes a nice balance between a gourmet NY slice and the cheap guilty pleasure of a Peter Piper Pizza.

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8764 Melrose Ave
West Hollywood, CA 90069
(310) 432-2000

Cecconi's  

Category: Italian
Neighborhood: West Hollywood

3.0 star rating
7/18/2009
Here is the thing. You can usually smell if before you approach. Cecconi's reads as the kind of place that, no matter if there's 30 tables open, they always ask if you have a reservation because they are insecure of their swankiness. It's forgivable, for example at a restaurant like AOC, specifically because their food is some of the best in the city, but Cecconi's takes this sort of attitude to a new level, with an almost prescreening selectivism.

I'll explain. Upon approach, a dapper 40+ gentleman with skin as taut as a drum stops us before we reach the hostess stand like a bouncer at a club. He informs us we can maybe get a seat at the right side of the bar, that from where I am standing I can glean at least six open spots. I pretty much ignore his suggestion and move to the hostness stand with its dueling laptops that make it look more like a control center.

"Two Please"
"Do you have a reservation?"
"Nope"

Then this woman utters the most patronizing statement one could imagine hearing from an establishment you are choosing to patronize:

"I guess we could make it work for you"

Oh, You Guess? Oh bless your heart dear for making that work for us. Mind you the rest of the evening there about 5-6 empty tables in our section for the duration of the evening and I doubt they were cancelled reservations...

Things picked up a bit with food fortunately. I had a wonderful summer salad that wasn't particularly my taste but incredibly refreshing. My dinner companion had a grilled chicken salad with crispy panchetta and an almost overly bold gorgonzola which was also quite good. Also they put these crispy bread sticks on the table that are better than the ones at Mozza, which isn't say too much really but they were quite good.

The side of meatballs was just fine. The sauce was lovely, and was mixed with the same sort of a gravy I had on top of my veal chop but the meatballs themselves were a bit bland and borderline squishy.

The Veal Chop was very good albeit hard dish to mess up but the accompanying Fontina and Potato Cake was underwelming.

I really wish I could give this place 2 1/2 stars which I think better reflects my experience there but I usually air towards rating the food which was was closer to a 3 1/2 so 3 is compromise. The service was good but the swanky pretension of the hosting area was suffocating. Cecconi's feels more like the club of the moment than a great restaurant and you are better off going somewhere like Osteria Mozza for this kind of food.

Coming here reminds me why I love the lack of pretension of restaurants like The Hungry Cat, which not only serve better and more inventive food, but care that you will come back.

Side note: I do appreciate the hours though, and may come back for breakfast at some point down the line, maybe...

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1944 S Atlantic Blvd
Monterey Park, CA 91754
(323) 278-3536

Cook's Tortas  

Categories: Mexican, Sandwiches

5.0 star rating
7/18/2009
I have never really had a Torta that I was in love with. Generally my problem is that the bread, whether it's high quality of not, never actually fits the type of sandwich it is-- normal sandwich bread and a filling more akin to a burrito has  just never jived with me. But the torta I had at Cooks was nothing short of perfection.

I opted for the La Diabla (Grilled Chicken, jalapenos, chile de arbol, habanero guacamole, grilled cheese, black beans) and a side of potato salad. As I said before, the bread perfectly compliments the ingredients, thin and well toasted, yet also somewhat doughy. Their bread is reminiscent of a ciabatta roll but with elements of a tortilla and honestly, albeit simple, is like nothing I've ever had. The roll tightly encloses the filling and the  sandwich itself is unreal-- delicious and spicy as all hell with well prepared ingredients that at least tasted high quality.

The flavor of the potato salad was fine, nothing amazing, but I was impressed by the freshness of it and it although I love spicy, thank god I got the potato salad to cut the spice on that sandwich, as I was working up a bit of a sweat.

I enjoyed the La Diabla so much I imagine I won't be trying anything else for a little while but I am excited to return. Cook's along with Bollini are helping to make Monterey Park a food destination outside of its celebrated Chinese food. A Must try.

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414 N La Cienega Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90048
(310) 289-9910

Real Food Daily  

Categories: Vegetarian, Breakfast & Brunch
Neighborhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood

2.0 star rating
5/16/2009
Admittedly I have yet to be sold on vegan cuisine. Albeit a respectable lifestyle choice, when it comes to taste, it just does not match its animal counterparts. Usually when I go vegan or vegetarian getting something mexican is always the safe bet, but after consulting my dinner partner we agreed that in order to truly experience the macrobiotic vegan fare i was going to have to branch out. I knew that the seitan, tempeh, or tofu products masquerading as meat were going to be a disappointment (which was confirmed by a taste test) - so i went with what sounded like the most all encompassing of what RFD offers, the "Real Food Meal"  which is "Based on the principles of macrobiotics, ...a balanced selection of foods representing the five elements of Eastern health philosophy." and not pretentious at all.

Sounded about right though. I also got a cup of the miso, which is a hard soup to mess up but their incarnation tasted like a mix between miso and cafeteria style chicken noodle soup sans the chicken, noodles, and flavor.

The "Real Food Meal" itself  was bland and dissatisfying and seems to be heavily reliant on pouring mass amounts of sauce to make it relatively edible. If I didn't dig the macrobiotic cooking over at M Cafe I would be convinced that the appeal of the macrobiotic diet is that the food is so tasteless that it makes you want to eat less of it. Unlike M Cafe, RFD seems more concerned with the theoretical constructs of macrobiotic cooking than making anything taste good.

I'd be willing to try it again but I am more likely to have this Real Food Yearly.

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1323 Montana Ave
Santa Monica, CA 90403
(310) 395-3314

R+D Kitchen  

Category: American (New)
Neighborhood: Santa Monica

5.0 star rating
Update - 3/29/2009
Best Potato Salad on the Planet. Period. Unreal. Tangy, served warm with Bacon, corn and peas, it is incomparable. Nothing like it.

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  • 4.0 star rating
    1/30/2009

    I got a soft spot for Houston's and the Hillstone "Empire". Unlike almost every other group of broad corporately owned chain restaurants - the Hillstone restaurants are always on the precipice of design, have flawless service, and more importantly their food, despite being on spread out all over the country, has not had its quality diminished even slightly.

    The concept of R + D, as it has been relayed to me, is simply they are using the restaurant as a test ground (research and development obviously), what works here goes to Houston's, Bandera, et. al. Some of the more negative reviews probably reflect a failure in the more experimental nature of this concept - if it doesn't work they are going to fix it. The menu is limited but  one thing it won't be is in a state of inertia.

    I wasn't huge on the a la carte aspect of the sides - I always find that a bit tacky. Deviled eggs and such I understand - but I'd rather you include a side into the price, even if it ends up being the same price, then pay what feels like more. Chart House, when they were bought out by Landry's, not only did the food go downhill precipitously, but they moved to a la carte, a gesture that says, "Hey give me more money."

    That being said I ordered the Deviled Eggs to start. I love Deviled Eggs and these are fine but the apex of Deviled Eggs can be found at La Grande Orange in Pasadena. For the entree I ordered the Ahi Tuna Burger (the special that evening) and good lord. The burger itself was done more in the style of an actual burger, ground but still seared on the outside and rare in the middle, and was unbelievably good. The sandwich itself though couldn't hold a candle to its own bun, so perfect it can almost overpower anything between it. I made a similar comment to my waiter who concurred saying, "Sometimes I just order the bun." It is honestly that good, I could say without any doubt it's the best bun I have ever had on anything, period.

    I enjoyed the meal immensely, why I am not giving it 5 stars I am not sure. I think it's the lack of diversity maybe and because of that it doesn't reach the heights of a restaurant deserving 5. Although the place has one of the best bathrooms I have seen in a while. Hillstone usually goes above and beyond in the bathroom department but they out did themselves this time.

    Although it's a great location and solid spot for solo dining, it's also a tough sell. Father's Office is just up the street, and although I imagine R + D gets a lot of spill over from there, you aren't going to get me to order a burger from here knowing FO is just up the street.

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