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1720 12th Ave
Seattle, WA 98122
(206) 323-1637

Lucky Devil  

Category: Tattoo
Neighborhood: Capitol Hill

5.0 star rating
Update - 6/22/2011 1 photo
UPDATE: I now have two tattoos. I got my second one at Demask Tattoo about 6 months ago. Maybe, someday, if I'm less lazy, I'll write a review for them. I still recommend Lucky Devil though.

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  • 5.0 star rating
    9/28/2006

    So, I've got a fear of bees. It's really embarrassing. When a bee get near me, I run around flailing my arms. And squeal.

    I've also got a fear of needles.

    So, when I turned 30, I decided to get a tattoo or a bee on my arm. Logical, no?

    Anyhow, about a week before my birthday, my wife drove me to Lucky Devil Tattoos. And, after sitting in the lobby quaking with fear for a little bit. I handed over my sketch of a bee that I wanted on my arm. My tattoo artist, Joe, made some quick changes to it so that it wouldn't look like crap in ten years. But, otherwise was understanding of my desire to have it be something I designed.

    I'd be lying if I said getting it didn't hurt. But, if a wimp like me can take it, it couldn't have been that bad, right? Anyhow, 15 minutes later, I had my first (and still only) tattoo. Yay me! Yay Lucky Devil!

    Now, I'm sure that the people who work there would rather have some examples of complex full sleeve tattoos posted here (check out their website for those). But, I just got a little bee, so I just posted an image of that above.

    Anyhow, good experience and helpful staff. And Joe did a good job of drawing straight lines on my arms, even as I sat there shaking uncontrollably.

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5105 Leary Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98107
(206) 523-2273

Card Kingdom  

Category: Hobby Shops
Neighborhood: Ballard

5.0 star rating
6/20/2011
15-year-old Tyler thought Role Playing Games were the coolest thing ever. 25-year-old Tyler thought bars were the coolest thing ever. 35-year-old Tyler thinks this place might be the coolest thing ever. A game store with a bar and cafe attached? Yes, please!

In the name of full disclosure, I haven't really played role playing games since sometime in High School, but I still have a fondness for them based on youthful memories. But, that said, I'm still into games in general including a variety of card games and European-style board games... and this place has all that too, and more! Puzzles? Check. Children's games? Check. Vintage games like Perfection and Rock'em Sock'em Robots? Check. Really, this place covers all your rainy day needs... which is perfect in our sunny city.

What really won me over though is the general ambiance of the place. I've spent countless hours wandering around in dark, dusty game and comic shops that generally smell like a mix of wet cardboard and fried food. This is not one of those place. Bright. Clean. Well-organized. And (most importantly) approachable. The only place that I can even think to compare it to is the comic shop, the Secret Headquarters, in LA.

I didn't get a chance to grab a beer in the attached Cafe Mox (nice, geeky name there), but would have loved to. And, I think the idea of providing a game-friendly place to try out your new purchase is a winner.

My only problem with this place: It's in Ballard. Which, from my location on Beacon Hill, might be the far side of the universe. Still, might be worth the journey... er.. quest from time-to-time.

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1013 E Pike St
Seattle, WA 98122
(206) 322-0703

Cha Cha Lounge  

Category: Lounges
Neighborhood: Capitol Hill

3.0 star rating
Update - 4/21/2011
Update 2.0: The Cha Cha is no longer a parking lot. It's moved a couple blocks East. I've been there a couple time to marvel at how they managed to basically recreate the original's ambiance, but magically managed to make the bathrooms worse. Seriously, I think I'd rather just go pee in the parking lot that marks the original Cha Cha's location. Except, I think that parking lot is now being turned into condos. Or something. I can't keep up.

Still happily married though, if anyone's curious.

Listed in: "How I Met Your Mother..."

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  • 3.0 star rating
    5/8/2009

    UPDATE! Over a year ago, they knocked down the original Cha Cha and replaced it with a makeshift parking lot. I hear that there is a new Cha Cha out there, but since I'm, like, this old man now and spend all my time going to places that will let my infant daughter in, I haven't been there. So, I left my Rating the same, though its now irrelevant.

    What *is* relevant is that -geographically speaking- I now apparently got drunk in a pay parking lot immediately before meeting my wife at the Baltic Room. History is retroactively turning me into a hobo.

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  • 3.0 star rating
    10/11/2006 ROTD 12/1/2006

    So, one Monday evening, I was hanging out with friends here, drinking cheap beer. And I ended up drinking A LOT of cheap beer. So, as the evening wore on, I ended up giving a drunken monologue about how "Eyem ah not datin' enymur!"

    I mean, I was drunk. But, I was also sure that I was sick of dating. Absolutely done with it. Finito!

    Then I got up, stumbled down the street to the Baltic Room, and met my future wife.

    So, as a result, I personally have a soft spot for the Cha Cha.

    That said, what everyone else is complaining about is pretty much true. Really the only thing you should be drinking at the Cha Cha is cheap beer. And, it gets loaded with loaded hipsters. But, here's the thing, hipsters like that don't come out until about 11pm. So, if you go there before then its generally pretty low key and a good place to get a cheap drink. So, if you go out early, go here. Then, when the place starts to fill up with hipsters, use that as your sign to move somewhere better.

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3209 Beacon Ave S
Seattle, WA 98144
(206) 329-2970

El Quetzal  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Beacon Hill

5.0 star rating
4/21/2011
If I'm being completely honest here, I have to admit that I have a hard time keeping my tortes, pambazos and huaraches straight. That said, as far as I'm concerned all their names roughly translate to "tasty, tasty sandwich" so it really doesn't matter which one I randomly pick. I know I'm going to enjoy it regardless.

You know what I'm also going to enjoy? A Diablo Margarita. The Diablo Margarita is basically an extra spicy Blood Mary with Tequila instead of Vodka. But, while it's probably about as authentically Mexican as I am, it IS authentically tasty. And served in massive glass.

Also served in a massive glass: Their horchatas. Also tasty: Their horchatas. In fact, my daughter is pretty much convinced that the best thing ever. If she was old enough to understand the idea of being stranded on a desert island, I'm pretty sure she'd pick this as her desert island drink.

Finally, it bears mentioning that the people who work there are super nice. When they ask you "how's your food?" you are left with the distinct impression that their day will be ruined on a personal level if its anything less than excellent. Luckily, it is excellent.

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903 19th Ave E
Seattle, WA 98112
(206) 329-3236

Vios Café  

Categories: Greek, Mediterranean
Neighborhood: Capitol Hill

5.0 star rating
2/15/2009
So, you're a young, hip, Capital Hill couple looking for the latest and greatest place to go for your third date. "Let's try that Vios place... it's got a 'V' in the name. 'V's are cool."

Oh! Bad move! This is not a good place to go for a hip-yet-romantic date. That is, unless your idea of "hip-yet-romantic" involves watching a small child fall down and then meltdown into tears.

That said, if you are a new parent, who's looking for a place to go out to dinner with your baby or small child and want to go to a place that doesn't have chairs made of formed, bright-red plastic. If, instead, you want a place that feels like a place that respectable adults might actually meet up. A place with good food, good wine ...and a play area tucked away in the back. If that's what you are looking for, then Vios is where you need to be.

Here's the thing, about three months ago, I would have been in the first category. The idea of going to a place filled with screaming children would have been daunting and a turn off. But, today, with my new daughter in my arms (not literally right now, I mean, it would be really hard to type this), Vios seemed like a godsend. After weeks of being hesitant taking her out for fear of getting the evil eye from the baby-free portion of the population for bringing my screaming contribution to the human race into an otherwise peaceful restaurant, you can't imagine how nice it was to discover Vios. As I said, good food, good wine and a good time.

And, its nice to know there are people who understand the importance of providing parents a place to eat out with this children that doesn't feature a giant talking mouse as it's mascot.

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1234 N State St
Bellingham, WA 98225
(360) 733-9739

Up & Up Tavern  

Category: Dive Bars

2.0 star rating
1/10/2009
Oh God. The Up & Up. I'd forgotten about this place, until stumbling across it again here on Yelp. Or rather, my brain had banished all memories of it to some obscure part of my subconsciousness in a futile act of intellectual self preservation.

I gave it two stars, because back when I went to school at Western, I was able to buy a pitcher of cheap beer and two hamburgers there for $2. To me, that was the only really selling point of this institution. Just remember, if you go there on dollar beer night (which, I've heard is $2 beer night now), and are lucky enough to get a pitcher:

Don't. Set. It. Down.

Pitchers get scarce fairly early on, and latecomers circle like vultures, waiting to snap up your pitcher, regardless of if its empty or not. Holding your beer glass, pitcher and a hamburger or two at the same time proves to be a bit of a juggling act (especially as the crowd presses in around you), but you can do it! I have faith in you!

Anyhow, as you might have deduced by now, I'm not a huge fan of the Up & Up. If you only have a couple of bucks, and need beer, it's the place for you. But, if you have say, a five dollar bill, I'd recommend several other establishments around town, like the Beaver, Ranch Room or 3B. That is, if they are still there. It's been a few years. I'm an old man.

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5411 Ballard Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98107
(206) 789-5100

Volterra  

Category: Italian
Neighborhood: Ballard

3.0 star rating
11/15/2008
Volterra isn't bad, per se. But, I was definitely expecting more. Eating there, earlier this week, I was reminded of the types of places I'd go to before a formal dance in High School. Pricey, tasteful, but unexceptional. Safe and what you'd expect if you didn't eat out much. I'm just not sure that's a good thing.

For example, I ordered the wild boar tenderloin with a Gorgonzola and mustard sauce... which you'd think would be Crazy Flavorful(tm). But, instead, the sauce lacked both the pungency of Gorgonzola and the zing of good mustard. The boar was nice, but it didn't linger memorably like it should have.

Another example is the bread and olive oil that was served with the meal. The olive oil was nice, but it was hard to notice it through the doughy, undercooked tasting bread.

That said, I will mentioned that their beet and arugula salad was nice. And, I just had a glass of their house red, and it was quite good... a nice berry mouthful with a hint of white pepper. I'd definitely welcome another glass.

So, in short, if you are looking for some nice ambiance and a safe, quality meal, Volterra would be a good suggestion. I just don't know if you'll remember it a week later. And, for the money you'll spend, you should expect a memorable meal.

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5609 Corson Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
(206) 762-3330

The Corson Building  

Category: American (New)
Neighborhood: Georgetown

5.0 star rating
10/2/2008
The Corson Building basically confirms something I've long suspected: The less choice I have when picking my meal, the better that meal is. If presented with an overstuffed menu and left to my own devices, I inevitably gravitate towards dishes that contain words like "lime," "spicy" or "chipotle." Which is fine, I suppose, but the dishes I pick are generally unexceptional and easily forgettable.

BUT, at those rare restaurants, like that Corson Building, where you just show up and are presented with whatever it is that the chef feels like serving you, the meals are generally amazing. Singular. Amazing. And unforgettable.

In fact, I would argue that the dinner that the wife and I experienced at the Corson Building was one of the Top 5 dinning experiences I've had in Seattle. (The others, if you want to know, would be the following: My 30th Birthday dinner at Marjorie, the second time I ate at Elemental, a five course sit-down lunch at Salumi's, and my 2nd Anniversary dinner at Crush).

If you are reading this review, you probably know a little about what this place is. It is Seattle chef, Matt Dillon's, new pet restaurant. They just do one seating a night (three family style tables of ten people each), and are actually only open just a couple nights a week. You generally need to make reservations a couple weeks in advance, and the pre fix  menu is created by Matt that day.

But, what a menu it is! Counting the appetizer served in the Corson building garden with bubbly, and the dessert four hours later, the meal we had was nine courses deep with paired wines along the way. Dishes ranged from sauteed vegetables to salt dried fish to braised meats and it was all excellent.

The ingredients skew towards local and seasonal, but its not just a localvore restaurant. The flavors had a distinctive Middle Eastern flair at times, but it's not a Middle Eastern restaurant. Instead it is a one of a kind experience that I can't recommend more.

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2390 4th St
Berkeley, CA 94710
(510) 644-4432

Vik's Chaat  

Category: Indian

5.0 star rating
9/15/2008
Let me put on my Affected World Traveler Hat™ for a second here...

...oh, it's a little snug... there we go...

Anyhow! Since my wife and I went to India last year, we've been hesitant to go out to India food. It's not that everything we ate in India was amazing. In fact, while some of it was amazing, we actually had quite a bit of bad food. There's good food and bad food everywhere.

Instead, we've been hesitant to go to Indian restaurants in the States because most restaurants fail to accurately recreate the Indian dining experience. Most restaurants just hang some Indian printed fabric on the wall, play some traditional music at a tasteful volume, and maybe tuck a Ganesha statue in the corner. This is all pleasant, mind you. But, it's also not India.

With it's warehouse atmosphere, milling lines threatening to collapse into chaos at any moment, Indian patrons, blaring Bollywood music, plastic tables and chairs, shouting staff, paper plates and plastic utensils, Vik's Chaat is probably the closest experience I've had to eating in India outside of India, which made it a joy to discover on my last visit to the Bay Area. The only thing that was missing were the swarming flies and the samosas wrapped in day old Indian newspapers, but that's probably OK.

Oh, and the food is good. Really good. Cheap. Flavorful. Spicy when it needs to be. And not trying too hard. I really wish there was a comparable place in Seattle (where I live), my wife and I would eat a lot more Indian food if there was.

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6009 Airport Way S
Seattle, WA 98108
(206) 762-3373

9 LB Hammer  

Category: Dive Bars
Neighborhood: Georgetown

4.0 star rating
8/7/2008
"Hey Tyler, let's go out and grab a drink!"

"I don't know. It's 10:45, and a Wednesday."

"I know, but we haven't hung out in, like, a year. And who knows when we will get to hang out again."

"Good point. You have convinced me that this idea is a good one."

1 shot of tequila, 2 pitchers of beer, a bowl of free peanuts, and only four hours of sleep later.... Ugh.

But, if you have to do something like stay up till 2 in the morning drinking beer with a college roommate on a Wednesday, the 9 LB Hammer is as good a place as any to do it. Good atmosphere, entertaining bartenders and comfy chairs... worked for me.

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