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228 Ave B
New York, NY 10009
(212) 533-6669

567 Framing East Village  

Category: Framing
Neighborhoods: East Village, Alphabet City

4.0 star rating
3/24/2011
Framing. The bane of my existence.

I've had pieces waiting to be framed for years gathering dust in boxes.  But it's just so damn expensive. Why oh why can't plastic frames from Target suffice?

Because we're classy, yo.

So when the time finally came, some Yelp searching brought us to 567 Framing. It wasn't cheap, but definitely more reasonable that many other options. They are professional, friendly, and happy to work with you to find exactly what you're looking for. I know once I build up the courage to frame some more art, these guys will be my first stop. So suck it Target.

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570 Second Ave.
New York, NY 10016
(212) 447-0638

AMC Loews Kips Bay 15  

Category: Cinema
Neighborhoods: Midtown East, Kips Bay

4.0 star rating
3/24/2011
Huge theater, located in the heart of enemy territory. But despite my raging distaste for the neighborhood, there's no denying the convenience of its location in relation to my office. So yeah... I may bitch and moan about Murray Hill/Kips Bay/Turtle Bay/Whatever... but at least they present a midtown movie watching option that is a bit more manageable than Times Square.

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1900 Broadway
New York, NY 10023
(212) 595-0303

Bar Boulud  

Categories: French, Wine Bars
Neighborhood: Upper West Side

3.0 star rating
3/24/2011
Restaurant Week is one of those great bits of New York life that lets you take a peak behind the curtain of how the other half eat. Bar Boulud was a good choice for lunch with a nice mix of high end menu, with a casual sort of environment. At least it's what some people might think passes for casual if they're living in a rich people bubble made of gold.

But I digress. The food was interesting, but a bit overly formal for my tastes.  The pork terrine was... not what I was expecting, but an interesting mix of flavors. The raviolis for my main were tasty, but something was missing. When you gorge on hearty pasta dishes, there's a certain level of comfort that was missing from this meal.

I guess my main take away, was that this isn't really the kind of place I'd go to... even if money wasn't an object.  It was somewhat sterile, despite some undeniably well executed food.

Listed in: Restaurant Week Warrior

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177 S 4th St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 486-3726

Dram  

Category: Bars
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - South Side

3.0 star rating
3/10/2011
After a night of high spirited drinking, eating, and more drinking, we wound up at Dram for a nightcap. I know I was loaded up with a lot of information about the history of Dram, and I want to say there was sea food involved, but all I can tell you is that this place whipped up some damn strong cocktails that ended the night on both a great, and terrible, note.

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229 S 4th St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(347) 844-9578

Traif  

Category: American (New)
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - South Side

5.0 star rating
Update - 3/10/2011
Considering how much I loved it the first time, and the fact that the more I think about it, the closer I get to declaring Traif one of if not THE best dining experiences of my life, it should be of no surprise to anyone that a return trip was all but assured.  

I wound up ordering many of the same dishes, and they were even better than I could have possibly remembered. Especially the seared foie and egg. That dish alone can make a grown man weep openly with joy. But also sadness at knowing he cannot eat it continuously for the rest of his life. The short rib sliders were perfection yet again, and the litany of other small plates delivered were all various degrees of outstanding.

But the reason for writing this update is not to sing the praises of dishes already drooled over. No friend, I'm here to talk about the bacon donuts. If you read my previous review (and you should - hell, it should be required in lit curricula around the world) you can see that we were "too full" last time.

Pathetic.

If only we knew just. How. God. Damn. Good. These little balls of bacon infused heaven clouds could possibly be.  Don't let yourself wuss out.  You will gorge, you will smile, and then your perfect meal will have a perfect ending with these amazing treats.

Listed in: Brooklyn Ain't All Bad, The Top Five

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  • 5.0 star rating
    11/8/2010

    This is my 100th five star review, and I thought it was worth defending this strength of this score because Traif really is THAT good.  I don't give out five stars lightly, but obviously some are better than others.  And Traif most assuredly falls into that category.  

    First lets start with the name.  Yiddish for non-Kosher, the menu delights in everything forbidden to the Hassidic Jews that historically laid claim to the neighborhood.  Incidentally, this was everything that was a no-no for me growing up as well.  So believe me when I say that it wasn't JUST the menu delighting in sinful indulgence.

    There were three of us dining, and we did our best to canvas the menu.  Though next time at Traif, I'm going to be sure to come with everyone I know so that I ensure I get to devour everything on the menu.  Some things twice.

    From the bacon soup amuse bouche to the short rib sliders, from the seared scallops to the confit crispy chicken wings, and the piece de resistance of seared foie with fingerling potatoes, ham chips, egg, maple syrup and hot sauce.

    Yeah.  Read that last one over again.

    And we were too full for the bacon donuts.  

    This place is absurd.  I love it.  So much.

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48 S 4th St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 782-4955

The Woods  

Category: Bars
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - South Side

4.0 star rating
3/10/2011
Reading reviews of this place makes it clear I really dodge a bullet by only checking in early on a weeknight.  It was gigantic and cavernous, befitting its warehouse set up, but fairly comforting regardless. The beer selection was good, the company was better, and the place exceeded expectations.

Listed in: Brooklyn Ain't All Bad

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4 E 36th St
Manhattan, NY 10016
(212) 532-2210

CHADO Sushi  

Category: Sushi Bars
Neighborhood: Midtown East

4.0 star rating
3/2/2011
Chado is a fantastic, classy reprieve from the misery of the Empire State Building area.  The food is top notch, with reasonably priced lunch specials and a great selection of rolls.  Chado has become my new go to for lunch in the neighborhood, and hasn't disappointed me yet, no matter what combination of sushi rolls I've gone for.

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Corner of 35th Street
Manhattan, NY 10016

Mediterranean Healthy Food  

Category: Food Stands
Neighborhoods: Midtown East, Murray Hill

3.0 star rating
3/2/2011 First to Review
All Halal food carts are not created equally.  They can be judged on a few criteria:

1. Quality of their lamb over rice.
2. Selection of other things besides lamb over rice that you will never order.
3. How quickly you will get the runs.
4. Whether they hilariously proclaim themselves healthy, while slathering your lamb over rice with white sauce.

This particular cart delivers an awesome taste at an affordable price.  The countdown to your doomsday bathroom trip is about average, and you'll be smiling the whole way there.

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22-25 Jackson Ave
Long Island City, NY 11101
(718) 784-2084

MoMA PS1  

Categories: Museums, Art Galleries
Neighborhoods: Hunters Point, Long Island City

5.0 star rating
3/1/2011
PS1 gets right everything that annoys me about MoMA proper in the city. It's affordable, 46% less pretentious, and 98% less crowded. The building it's in, a converted old school, has been put to great use housing some interesting permanent exhibits in the basement, and providing ample space for some truly memorable installments. When I visited, there was a great extended exhibit on voyeurism in all its forms, as well as playable video game piece on China. Easily two of the best art exhibits I've ever seen.

I was really won over by the space and the quality of the art, and since I didn't break the bank to see it all, something tells me I'll be back soon.

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24-20 Jackson Ave
Long Island City, NY 11101
(718) 361-0707

Sage General Store  

Category: American (New)
Neighborhoods: Hunters Point, Long Island City

4.0 star rating
3/1/2011
Stopped into Sage randomly during a wander through LIC. Totally awesome find.

Despite the embarrassing to order name, the Texas Cowboy Steak sandwich was fantastic. Served up on great bread, with caramelized onions and a chipotle mayo, it hit the spot perfectly. My lady friend's Tuna sandwich, while lacking in meat, was fantastic as well - causing me to totally overplay the amount of "can I have a bite"s one normally should try for in a normal dining situation.

From its great and kitschy decor to a fun and engaging menu, something tells me my next wander through Long Island City will be a little more focused. Mainly around a repeat trip to Sage.

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