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1250 Useful, 1048 Funny, and 1334 Cool
Portland, OR
Yelping SinceOctober 2005
Things I Lovehappy hour, tea, Absolutely Fabulous, champagne, cleaning supplies, the internet, eyeliner, soap, Marvis toothpastes
Find Me Innatural/health food stores
My Hometownborn in HI, raised in vallejo but i did my *real* growing up in san francisco
When I'm Not Yelping...i'm craving ankimo
Why You Should Read My Reviewsit's BALLS
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I Readthe china study
My First ConcertLive 105's BFD 3 in 1996
My Favorite MovieThis is Spinal Tap
My Last Meal On Earthmarmite on buttered toast with cheese
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...i'm a meat eating vegetarian
Most Recent Discoverywatermelon slushies from Sonic...amazing stuff
Current CrushThe State dvd set
Portland, OR 97211
(503) 288-6966
Tin Shed
Categories: Breakfast & Brunch, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Northeast Portland
People thought this was:
- Useful (7)
- Funny (5)
- Cool (6)
Portland, OR 97266
(503) 775-1373
Pho Ngon
Category: Vietnamese
Neighborhood: Southeast Portland
For what I wanted, it certainly satisfied my craving though the attentiveness of the service left a little to be desired.
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- Useful (10)
- Funny (5)
- Cool (10)
The farmers market had a lot of seasonal produce which I happily purchased though I regret not buying a pot of gorgeous orange lilies for $3
I didn't get to check out the great corn maze but I'll be sure to do it before the season ends on November 24th.
PS: wear wellies or some kind of boots that you won't mind getting muddied up. The pumpkin patch itself was a little muddy from the rain so be careful!
People thought this was:
- Useful (6)
- Funny (5)
- Cool (6)
Portland, OR 97205
(503) 790-7126
Heathman Restaurant
Categories: French, American (New)
Neighborhoods: Southwest Portland, Downtown
*Only if you order food though! The cocktails are still full price but totally worth it, at least their Manhattans were.
People thought this was:
- Useful (6)
- Funny (5)
- Cool (5)
Portland, OR 97214
(503) 542-0880
Screen Door
Categories: Southern, Cajun/Creole
Neighborhood: Northeast Portland
(and not really the Anthony Bourdain type of way either)
Arriving at prime time for Saturday night dinner, we were told it was an hour long wait...yikes. I decided take the risk and wait. Cocktails? Definitely made waiting go a lot easier. No-shows? Even better. Luckily to the ones who dropped out of the table race made our wait even shorter. I didn't even finish my Sazerac before we were seated.
Because we spent some time waiting, we already knew what to order: fried chicken, jambalaya, hush puppies and a side of mac n cheese. Midway through my 2nd Sazerac (which by the way, was deeeelicious), our food arrived. I was pleasantly surprised that the portions were huge and was even more suprised that the fried chicken came with a small side of collards. I was thinking about ordering the collards seperately just to have a vegetable but luckily it already came with the chicken.
I loved the chicken...usually I don't like eating fried chicken breast because it can be on the dry side but this was perfectly cooked and juicy. The fried crunchy outside was just salty enough to go with the mashed potatoes. The mac n cheese was good though I've had better and the jambalaya was nice and spicy (not hot spicy but spices-seasoning spicy).
Overall, it was good food and decently priced. The pear crisp dessert however, failed a little. Didn't realize it was going to be an extremely nutty dessert. Too much chewing!
(star off for not taking reservations!)
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- Useful (4)
- Funny (2)
- Cool (3)
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10/22/2008
So far it's been pumpkin desserts for me. In the recent few days I've had pumpking bread pudding (http://www.splend...) , pumpkin cupcake, pumpkin ice cream and a pumpkin muffin with cream cheese frosting and real pumpkin seeds.
I'm not wanting to get off this pumpkin train!!
It just wouldn't feel the same had I done these in any other month, 2008!!
(and i voted already a couple weeks ago via absentee!)People thought this was:
- Useful (4)
- Funny (4)
- Cool (6)
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10/10/2008
October is the perfect month for gorgeous boots. Boots to crunch on fallen leaves and to kick boys in the shins.
(Ok, so I just wrote a review for Anthropologie and their lovely boot selection)
No really, I actually do like october because the weather is warm and it's the time for all things pumpkin. Pumpkin frozen yogurt in the works?
today is a good day because I got my absentee ballot today, YAY YUHHHHHHPeople thought this was:
- Useful (6)
- Funny (5)
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Portland, OR 97202
(503) 445-9777
Genies
Categories: American (New), Breakfast & Brunch
Neighborhoods: Southeast Portland, Central Eastside
Anyway I had the vegetarian eggs benedict. Instead of sauage, you get eggs on top of ricotta cake with tomatoes and mushrooms. Pretty excellent, if you'd asked me (though it would've been 10x better with their Genie's Bloody Mary)!
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- Useful (7)
- Funny (7)
- Cool (6)
Portland, OR 97209
(503) 295-4077
Cha Taqueria & Bar
Categories: Bars, Mexican
Neighborhoods: Northwest, Alphabet District
At least our server was friendly and nice.
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- Useful (3)
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I like the idea of a prix-fixe menu that changes daily and although I came here because everyone on Yelp seems to love their fried chicken (it's mentioned in 132 reviews), how do you know when to go eat it if the menu is constantly changing?
People thought this was:
- Useful (6)
- Funny (6)
- Cool (6)
Mount Shasta, CA 96067
(530) 926-0209
Billy Goats Tavern
Categories: Bars, Restaurants
I can see why people like this place: lots of beer, good vibe (if you're local...it's just one of those places where everyone seems to know each other) and they serve food too. I had the portobello sandwich with a side of clam chowder. The soup was good and the portobello was nice and juicy but I wasn't completely head over heels for it.
I just wished that the kitchen exhaust fan wasn't broken because all the cooking smoke filled up the entire bar and it was STUFFY and there were so many flies buzzing around us which made it hard to eat.
Now if I just came here for beer, I'd probably up my rating so for now, 3 stars.
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Date

Beat the brunch rush by a couple hours so the wait wasn't really that long. Ordered the "everything naughty" sampler which included biscuits and gravy, potato cake (hash browns), scrambled eggs and your choice of breakfast meat.
Everything was good, service included. Would I go back? Probably!