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"Im not above stealing your leftovers"
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811 Useful, 1366 Funny, and 1004 Cool
Long Beach, CA
Yelping SinceFebruary 2007
My HometownClaremont, CA
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...at your moms house.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsBecuase they're clever 87 percent of the time
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DateRancho Mirage, CA 92270
(760) 321-2000
Agua Caliente Casino, Resort & Spa
Categories: Restaurants, Casinos
Long Beach, CA 90814
(562) 621-9509
Thirty Nine Dollar Eyeglass Store
Categories: Optometrists, Eyewear & Opticians
my friend "yay! You have the oversized thick black frames I've always wanted!"
owner "yeah, you and every other 60 year old man in Long beach"..
Come on now... Dudes hilarious. And I like his frames. He might give me a slight persription cause they're THAT cute.
They also have 5 star ranch dressing.
Everytime I review a donut shop, an angel gains 5 pounds.
This place is pretty awesome either way.
I really hope that they dont take the insurance money and close the shop.
I'll die.
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1/16/2008
I counted today.
26 choices of coffee.
22 choices of coffee mate creamer
Tack on:
Fresh Donuts
Great Prices
Super Friendly service
Close location
and the best freaking ham and cheese croissants in Long beach
And you have yourself a five star review.
I wasn't a coffee drinker until I discovered Hazelnut Cinnamon.
Mr. Insufferable hangs out here. Sorry if you've had to suffer through an encounter with him.
Even though I smell a lot of 5 star reviews from anonymous employees on yelp, that will not stop me from joining in.
Im poor. They're cheap.
Im a fat ass. The portions are BIG.
Im lazy. They're around the block.
Im an alcoholic. They have cheap beer.
One word of advise, since I know they're lurking our my review right now. Work on a new ranch recipe, or supplier, or whatever. Carrying great ranch is a necessity when you're a business that serves pizza and salads.
I loved you then, and I love you now!!
Forgive me for my previous ambivalence. Which one is the heroin dealer??
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10/4/2007
The Ultimate when it comes to dark and sketchy...Bad area, empty...Dirty....The toilet seat was on the floor next to the toilet, and there were a couple of old men sitting at the bar...
When you come to a place like this, you might as well get the full experience and go all out....After I got my drink, I sat right in between the 2 men at the bar, and made friends.....Turns out that Nelson, while slightly creepy, has a masters degree in music, and swears by his classical guitar playing skills....The other guy, was very friendly, and was smoking a brand of cigarettes galled "Grand Prix"......You just never know with people....give em' a chance.
Run with the sheep. Ba-ah-ah-ah-ah.
In all seriousness though... I had an interesting dish. Large juicy chunks of pot roast, mixed with linguine noodles, and other spices and vegetables. I believe it was under 10 dollars, I was trying to eat it for an hour, and apparently couldn't make a dent, because l took home a full box of leftovers. It was also one of the most expensive things on the menu. Did I mention it was 10 dollars?
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Awesome cheesy cover bands
Giant rooms with comfy beds and big bathrooms with flatscreens
People that dont judge me and my gambling problem
Thanks Hot Water!