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DateOakland, CA 94608
(510) 595-9396
Chevron
Categories:
Gas & Service Stations,
Convenience Stores
Neighborhood: West Oakland
2 Previous Reviews:
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4/11/2012
A service rep from my credit union informed me that Chevron is taking my money anyway. They actually claimed that I put $92.50 worth of gas in my car. My car only holds 14.5 gallons! I still can't believe they can do that, but sure enough, the day after the rep told me that, $66.50 was taken out of my account. The VISA company will fight them on my behalf for $25. I accepted these terms because I want my money back.
When and if I win, I will still be out $25, but it's the principle. IT'S MY FUCKING HARD EARNED MONEY AND I WANT IT BACK!!! As our former president put it, "It's your money--you paid for it." -
1/10/2012 First to Review
STAY AWAY!!! I went to this place yesterday to fill my tank. A toothless gentleman offered to clean my windows. I politely told him no thanks. He would not leave me alone and he kept telling me I was beautiful and asking me if I was married and for my number. He got in my personal space and really pissed me off, so I only filled my tank halfway so I could get the hell out of there. I waited and waited for a receipt, but none came out, so I got in my car quickly after making a mental note that my total was $26 and some odd change. Today I checked my checking account online and saw that Chevron charged me $92.50. WTF??? So I called my credit union and they had to block my debit card, so I now I have to wait 7-10 business days for a new one. The teller advised me to call the Chevron station. The clerk told me I was not the only one who that happened to and that "If you pay outside we can't control it. You have to call your bank." Well...fuck you.
Finally, after I sent my bank the same letter twice, Chevron refunded my money on February 27.
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 543-1110
Crunch
Categories:
Gyms,
Trainers,
Pilates,
Yoga
Neighborhood: SOMA
The front desk attendant was friendly and cute. Looks are important to me because if a troll had welcomed me to Crunch, I may have fallen into a depression. I have very sensitive eyes and can't tolerate looking at anything unattractive. He was also helpful--he advised me to get to the yoga studio 15 minutes early because that particular class is so popular.
The locker rooms were clean and well-stocked with the "extras" that make the difference between a gym and a club--q-tips, cotton balls, mouthwash, hairspray, etc. My breath already smelled like mint and happiness, but I gargled anyway, because it was free.
I got there early enough to get in some cardio on an upper floor where I caught a great view of the amenities below. They have everything I need. Besides weights, they have medicine balls, kettle balls, punching bags, everything! And some of the cardio equipment have individual tvs on them so you can watch whatever you want.
The yoga studio was clean and serene. I used to practice Ashtanga yoga on a regular basis, but I moved too far from my old club, so I don't practice yoga as much as I used to. I have been doing nothing but weights and cardio and I was so overdue for some yoga. Happy Hour Hatha was just what I needed! The class was challenging and fun and I enjoyed his choice of music. It was the perfect combination of strength and stretching and my abs were sore for a few days after.
Berkeley, CA 94705
(510) 548-1170
Hermosa
Category:
Hair Salons
Neighborhood: UC Campus Area
When I place my perfectly sculpted ass in Julie's very capable chair, she always asks, "What do we want to do today?" And I answer, "No, Julie. What do YOU want me to want us to do today? And you know what? She tells me what I wants and then she does it. And then I pay and make another appointment. (Hair grows.)
I want to let everyone know that Julie is amazing! Not only does she cut my hair but she also cuts ME.
Well, let me tell you, when I walk into my local post office NOBODY gets up in my business. They don't even acknowledge me. Sometime I wonder if someone tipped them off about my "no eye contact" rule.
I respect that the postal workers in San Leandro don't succumb to any preconceived idea that they should serve customers quickly or efficiently. They take their time with each customer, as if savoring their time with us...it makes the long wait in line worth it. And I can't help but chuckle to myself when there is only one employee working on a line out the door, and another joins her only to handle pick ups.
If you need to get in and out of the post office, drive to Castro Valley. If you need an uncomfortably hot, hostile environment to check your messages, write your grocery list, or perhaps read "War and Peace" while standing, get your silly ass over to the 14th Street San Leandro post office.
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 650-7200
Metropark Store
Neighborhood: The Strip
As I window-shopped at the Miracle Mile, I spotted Metropark (which I'd never been in before) and thought I'd continue to window-shop. James asked me if I needed help and what style I like...he started a room for me and gave me clothes to try on. I normally wouldn't have picked out most of the pieces he gave me, like the True Religion jeans, and the Frankie B. cut-offs, but I loved 99% of his suggestions and did NOT end up buying half of my picks. What I'm trying to say is I don't know how to dress, but James knows what's best for me!
I plan to return to Popi with my back-up singers.
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 920-0577
The Blue Macaw
Categories:
Music Venues,
Dance Clubs
Neighborhood: Mission
When Pat and Barry Katzmann asked me to perform in the inaugural BARBARY COAST COMEDY show, I thought, "Goodness...if I'm out too late on a Monday night, I won't get enough rest for my Tuesday morning radio show on Pirate Cat Radio--Ben Feldman Presents Ben Feldman's the Ben Feldman Show with Candy Churilla and Microphones. It's not easy doing a show from 8-10am every Tuesday." But I love Pat and Barry and I reminded myself that Pirate Cat Radio & Cafe serves the best lattes this side of the Mississippi and I shall sleep when I'm dead. You see, I'm a giver.
When I walked into the Blue Macaw, I frowned, disappointed. I turned to my date and complained, "I remember when this place was 12 Galaxies and smelled like piss. I come to the Mission for three things and three things only: burritos, crack, and the smell of urine. I can't work like this. If I don't have a drink in my hand in five minutes, I WON'T be very pleasant to be around."
My manfriend promptly ordered us drinks from the bartender. This gentleman had the disposition of a lark on May morning.
Then the show began. I, of course, had a brilliant set. Pat and Barry booked more insanely talented comics for this show than you can shake a stick at. I know this, because I brought a stick, shook it at all the comics, and seriously fatigued my arm muscles.
If you enjoy classy decor, quality comedy and excellent service, go to the Blue Macaw on a Monday nights. If you enjoy the smell of urine, bring your own.
Love,
Candy "Puddles" Churilla
Walnut Creek, CA 94596
(925) 938-4550
Club 1220
Categories:
Gay Bars,
Dance Clubs,
Venues & Event Spaces
By the way, I'm producing a stand-up comedy show there on July 26th. If you don't come out and see it, you're gay!!!
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Oakland, CA
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