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3055 Clearview Way
San Mateo, CA 94402
(888) 765-2489

SolarCity  

Category: Solar Installation

5.0 star rating
5/6/2011
I found the salespeople to be very helpful, and the installation was quick and easy (2 days).  They handled the whole process, including permits and rebates, from start to finish.  I highly recommend them, and can't wait to see my electric bills go down!

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6280 S Valley View
Las Vegas, NV 89118
(702) 454-5625

Pop-A-Lock  

Category: Keys & Locksmiths

5.0 star rating
12/14/2010 First to Review
As a property manager in Las Vegas, Iuse locksmiths all the time.  I have used many different locskmiths, but Pop-A-Lock can't be beat.  They offer great service at an affordable price.  They are prompt, courteous, and helpful.  Even their vans and trucks look cool!  And though I don't have kids, their policy of unlocking car-doors for free when a kid is trapped inside is pretty awesome.

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2250 E 14th St
San Leandro, CA 94577
(510) 352-4000

Club Soleil Tanning  

Category: Tanning

5.0 star rating
9/13/2009 First to Review
I have never been to a tanning salon before Club Soleil, but the beautifully built-out salon with brand new equipment was too nice to pass up.  I tried the big dog (the kbl6800?) with misters, a/c, aromatherapy, music, etc.  Pretty awesome!  Not only did I get a nice glow, but it was relaxing.  The guy working that day was very helpful.  I will return!

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1160 Polk St
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 674-1278

Vertigo Bar  

Categories: Bars, Dance Clubs

1.0 star rating
11/16/2008
I went to this dumpy bar last night for a birthday party.  While standing near the bar, a bartender jumped over the bar, kicking me in the face.  As I was drinking at the time, the glass slammed into my teeth and gums, causing them to bleed.  When I approached the bartender, he informed me that he owned the bar.  He explained that he would not aplogize, and that I was a "pu**y" for complaining about the bleeding gums he gave me.  He then had me thrown out of the bar (where all of my friends were gathered for the party), while screaming across the room "this guy's a f"in pu**y."

Not only will I never go back there, but I am filing a lawsuit this week for damages and would strongly discourage anyone from stepping foot in here.

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1699 Van Ness Ave
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 595-7661

Ron Abta, MBA  

Categories: Real Estate Agents, Real Estate Services
Neighborhood: Pacific Heights

5.0 star rating
1/14/2008
Ron sold my condo in the Marina and got me more than what I was asking!  He also sold my brother's condo and represented one of my employees on her condo purchase.  He did an incredible job marketing the unit, and was tremendous help during negotiations.  I have recommended to multiple people that they use Ron as their agent, and I will continue to do so.

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1 Ferry Building
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 288-8630

Tsar Nicoulai Caviar Cafe - CLOSED  

Categories: Specialty Food, Grocery
Neighborhood: Embarcadero

5.0 star rating
2/27/2007
I hear a lot of things about the Ferry Building restaurants.  Some say the food is over-priced, others skeptically remark that organic food is for suckers.  But I defy anyone to find a better lunch in town than that offered at Tsar Nicholai.  The truffle-infused caviar may have sounded like a gimmick at first, but I think it may have actually changed my life.  And the ahi sandwich on pastry-like bread seemed to make the stresses of life melt away.

Ok, it's true.  You need financial aid from a major lending institution to eat here more than a couple times a year.  But if money isn't for luxuries like this, then you might as well quit your job.

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119 Ellis St
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 989-0086

Cold Stone Creamery  

Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighborhoods: Union Square, Civic Center/Tenderloin

4.0 star rating
2/17/2007
Ok. I admit it-this is the best ice cream on the planet.  Anyone who disagrees is simply an anti-chain snob, and I simply can't stand to share my eliptical-unfriendly treat with anyone that closed-minded.  Sure, I am the guy who owned the rights to open Cold Stones in SF until they totally screwed me, but when that bitter taste in my mouth takes hold, I wash it down with cake-batter flavored ice-cream with yellow cake and rainbow sprinkles.  Chain-stores are evil, you say?  I say Gold Bless America.

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1695 Mission St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 621-8511

Discount Builders Supply  

Categories: Hardware Stores, Building Supplies
Neighborhood: SOMA

5.0 star rating
1/15/2007
This place is awesome.  Some reviewers mistakenly believe this to be a chain, but it a locally-owned family business.  I went in the other day to buy a chain, and the chain-cutting-machine broke.  The employee helping me proceeded to cut the chain with a bolt-cutter (quite the challenging task!).  The staff was very helpful and the selection was great.  This is the ONLY hardware store I go to.

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