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Dress like a slob if you're gonna come here. Dont dress up, dress down. Its like throwing chum in the water if you come here looking like a baller, unless of course that is your intention.Then by all means do it. Spend that cheese.

Its been awhile since Ive been here. Back in college this was on the semi regular rotation of strip clubs that my friends and I would go to. Back when the freakin " Les Girls "sign was about 50 feet taller than all of the surrounding businesses and if you lived in the area you had no choice but to say something like...

" Yea, go down the road, past the Jack in the Box then make a left ! "

Then your friends will say " I dont see a Jack in the Box ! :"

Then you say " Ok, its past the Denny's ! "

Then they say " Dont see that either ! "

Then you finally say " Dammit ! Its past the mother f*ckin titty bar, Les Girls !! You cant miss that f*ckin sign you blind bastard ! "

Then they'll be silent while you give the rest of the directions. Deal with it.

If Im going to a strip club, Im sitting at the stage area. Its like when you get sushi, you sit at the bar. Same thing here. Dont be half assed about it. Be proud that you're there. Besides, none of the girls will remember you, unless youre throwing 5's, 10's or 20's at them.Then they'll be your new best friends for the next few hours and believe me, every gal in the joint will gravitate to you like college students to top ramen.

Hanging out at a strip club is like working with fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. I'm not talking about the ladies, Im talking about the guys here.I try to ignore all of the other poor bastards that are sitting next to me. I seriously hate it when some of these dudes try to start a conversation with me. I mean WTF , look at whats in front of us ! You and I do not need to exchange any words. Just look straight ahead. No Im not gonna high five you. Dont even look at me man.

I went here today and my party of three ordered a grip of food. Between myself and the coworkers, the real estate of our table was maxed out with pho, vermicelli, eggrolls, and spring rolls.

It was my first time here and I have to admit it was pretty good. The restaurant itself has some ambiance and with some dim lighting could actually pass for a decent night spot.

Alot of  Vietnamese restaurants are all business with no eye for style or decor and customer service is practically non existent. Get you in and get you the f*#k out as quickly as possible. Its all about the turnover rate baby.

There was actually female servers here and the guy server asked us if we were ready to order and if not he'll give us a few moments.

What ?

I'm sorry can you repeat that ? I was expecting " What number ? ", " You ready ? ", " What you like ? " or any variations of those questions. Most times they'll give you roughly 30 seconds before they come to your table and silently wait with pen and paper at the ready.

This place will not replace my old standbys but if I were in the area I would definitely come back.

Yes. I know. Its a strip joint . A titty bar. But ! Its a strip joint that serves food ! Steaks to be specific. Not to be confused with The Strip Club in downtown. Oh no, definitely not the same.They serve quality steaks there. Here, the scrawny little steaks are $2, which is less than the price of a side item at any given restaurant.

Are you intrigued or horrified at the thought of dining in a house of ill repute such as this? Want or need more details? Good. Keep reading my children and you will learn a few insider tips.

You know, god bless this place for adapting to our ever shrinking wallets. The economy is on a downward spiral and this fine establishment is doing something for their valued customers ! Not only do they offer $2 steaks but they also offer $2 you call its ! Jamesons, Gray Goose, Patron, practically the entire bar ....for $2 a drink !! It is an amazing deal, as long as you buy that cocktail AFTER 6 pm.

Unlike the poor schmuck that I sat next to at the main bar. He orders something fruity, I think it may have been a Cape Cod or something and he was shocked, SHOCKED, when the scantily dressed bartender tells him that the bill is $11. Hahahaha !! Sucker ! The shock wears off and is now replaced by anger. He questions the price of his cocktail and is promptly informed that happy hour does not start until 6 pm and it was 5 minutes before 6. Before he can even give a retort she immediately gives me her full attention and asked what I would like to drink. I calmly and politely tell her that I will order my first drink in approximately 6 minutes. My bar neighbor glares at me for a few moments then proceeds to give his $11 cocktail his full attention.

Another inside info, get there before 6 ! After 6 pm there is a $20 cover charge aka entrance fee. There is no way that I am paying $20 just to walk into  this place . Absolutely not. So the trick is, get in before 6pm but dont order any drinks until 6 and then go to the patio to hang out. Order your steaks at the patio bar and you're good to go ! Another advantage to sitting outside is that the dancers that just finished onstage will not come harass you for a tip, as you did not watch them dance. If you sit inside, then be prepared to tip them you cheap bastard.

Not even a few months ago the steaks here were $5 and for the price, it was not a bad piece of meat. If my memory serves me correctly, the steaks were at least an inch in thickness and approximately 8 ounces and if I had to guess, was probably regular sirloin. Which, under ideal conditions and proper treatment , can be a decent steak. Definitely not New York strip or ribeye but it was cooked to order and brought to you sizzling hot, most of the time.

Now that the steaks are $2, its gone downhill for me. Its now maybe a 1/4 inch thick and about 4 ounces. I had to order 2 because 1 simply wasnt enough for me, even with the side of rice pilaf. Just order it medium rare and you'll be fine. The steaks at Dennys are reminiscent of the steaks here. Very comparable in taste and texture but obviously a substantial price difference.

Be aware that you will surrounded by horny guys ( and girls also ! ) ranging in age from 21 to 81. The senior citizens hanging out here are pretty entertaining to watch. Its comedy at its best ( or worse ) depending on how you look at it. I saw one geezer giving a stripper a neck massage. I saw another playing with another strippers hair and fondling her biceps. Its creepy. When Im 80, I will tell my grandkids to shoot me if they catch me going out to a strip club.

Who am I kidding, nobody really comes here for the $2 steaks ! The $2 drinks yes but come one now. To my friends who have made this place their Tuesday night ritual I have but one thing to say to you !

Cease and desist !!!!!        You know who you are...

On top of the bad steaks, its the skank shift ! There are no lookers dancing tonight. Ive yet to see an incredibly fine specimen working Tuesday nights.The cocktail waitresses are way hotter than the actual dancers. The hotties work on Fridays and Saturdays. Its common knowledge. I cant imagine it being like a regular job where one girl can call in sick and request another girl to cover her shift.