George "Tenderloin" M.'s Profile

I come here all the time to shop but that is not the point   besides I really don't buy anything, i just shop and by bootleg versions of it from some Orientals in Hialeah

what I wanted to comment on was the amazing bathrooms that Neiman Marcus has   I mean they are incredible    Spotless, well-designed, spacious, full doors on the stalls for optimal privacy....I can go on and on
Everything I would want in my bathroom at home

I'm highly thankful that this place is in South Beach instead of around my house 'cause I would be one fat, cheese-filled little piggy
I really enjoy places that keep their menus simple and concentrate on making whatever it is they make as good as they can make it    The Miami Heat was awesome and the four-cheese grilled cheese has left me wanting more
I got a krispy kreme bread pudding in the fridge waiting for me Show owner comment »

Cookies and Ice Cream
Snickerdoodle, Oreo
Melted in my hand

Why did it have to end???

Damn you cookie
Recently when in and got a couple different things such has Vanilla crème brûlée, some shooters and 8 G.O.A.T. cookies

I got one G.O.A.T. cookie left and I'm treating it like it like the precious commodity it is    

Not huge into sweets but I've never had a bad thing here     key lime pie shooter, mini cupcakes, crème brûlée, shakes     It all ranges from good to G.O.A.T.

The one cookie haunts me   I want it so bad    but    it's comforting to know that it's there     that i can have it whenever I want    
unless someone eats it first   ///looks menacingly at Jenny////    
once it is gone, i never know when I will be able to have another
damn you cookie

Met up with my good buddy here for lunch since it was near his new job, the reviews from friends spoke highly of it and the Yelp deal of $10 for $5    I also saw a fellow Yelper, Sandra F, picking up some lunch but she didn't seem to see me

There is something to be said about the quality of the food here that there is a certain sub chain right next door and this place was busier    I had some kind of chicken sandwich on french bread and it was really tasty and big     Besides being delicious and abundant, it also seemed to be fresh and on the healthier tip    
The place is tiny with about 7 or 8 small tables but the lunch crowd is moving so it shouldn't be hard to find a table

Me Gusta

I came here recently with Nate M. to play a round of Frisbee Golf and thoroughly enjoyed myself    Frisbee Golf is a sport that anyone can do but not everyone can really well    No matter what your skill set, fun can be had     And if that doesn't entice you sloths enough, you can drink beer while doing it      Serious, you can drink as long as you're in the designated picnic areas which pretty much means the whole park      Do bring more than one frisbee 'cause it is highly likely that you will lose one or two if you are not careful    Other things that you have to be careful about? Nate M. and his bag full of professional grade frisbees(he's a hustler and you will end up owing him a beer), guys with ponytails and cargo shorts, poison ivy, random statuettes, squirrels and other people trying to have a good time

Not only did the frisbeeing prove to be tons of fun but it afforded me the opportunity to take a needed nature walk      I love parks and while Hammocks doesn't offer a ton of bells and whistles, the amenities that do have are top notch

A 36-hole Disc Golf course, which consists of 18 holes in K1 and 18 holes in K2.

A 120' x 120' skate court features a variety of ramps, jumps and grinding rails for skaters of different skill levels, and also features shaded bleachers for spectators. The skate court is operated by the skateboard management group Sugars Drop Shop, which also operates skateboard facilities at Westwind Lakes and Country Village Parks.

Open at 1:00 p.m., weekdays; 10 a.m., Saturdays; 11:00 a.m., Sundays/holidays; and closes daily at sundown.  The cost to skate is $2 weekdays and $5 on weekends/holidays.  The facility offers skateboard and helmet rentals, as well as lessons for beginners.  For details contact Sugars Drop Shop at 786-537-2016.



Kendall Indian Hammocks Action Sports Plaza

The Indian Hammocks Action Sports Plaza is a 14,000 square foot out door concrete plaza. Inspired by iconic skateboarding meccas such as Love Park in Philadelphia and the Embarcadero in San Francisco, The plaza not only recreates the types of features skaters are already riding "in the streets" with several different sized rail, stairs, launch ramp and hubba combinations but also features a few of classic skate park features like the bank ramp, vert wall and a new rendition of the miniramp. The park is well lit for night sessions and is open 365 days a year, weather permitting. Skateboards, inline skates, BMX and scooters are all permitted.

Helmets are mandatory for all park patrons under the age of 18 and can be rented for $2 at the proshop.

Sugars Drop Shop is a full service skate shop located at the Indian Hammocks Action Sports Plaza. We offer a variety of tried and true quality skateboard products at reduced prices. We are staffed by friendly, knowledgeable skaters who know their product and are there to help out with repairs, questions or trick tips. We offer a variety of camps, clinics, lessons and birthday party options.

Park fees are $2 weekdays, $5 Weekends and holidays.

Hours: 1pm to dusk weekdays, Saturdays 10am to dusk, and Sundays, holidays and school days off 12pm to dusk.

This is the birth place of Patrick's Package
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People don't checking to Patrick's package , Patrick's package checks into people.
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Patrick's Package makes wild animals uncomfortable.
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Patrick's Package keeps it's eye open while it sneezes

The first thing you need to do when you are done reading this review is FUC me
The second thing you need to to do is flag it and everyone else's review because the good time we had was obscene

Lil Yibs and I got there a bit early and were able to lose some money on the ponies...that's right, I lost    You all thought that was impossible but everyone once-in-a-while I lose just to feel what it is like to be normal

Moving on to the actual event
It was fun "working the door" 'cause I was able to meet some people and talk to others I had already knew     Glen and Marisol, nice seeing ya    Inthiaz is real and he smelled great    
Thank you Monica, I'm really starting to think about liking you, Absolut Miami is super fruity in a South Beach kinda way so that fits, Martini Bar for accepting us, The dude working the rope for keeping Yelpers grounded, the bartender outside Amii (yes, that's the way she spells it) for being super nice and accommodating, all my Yelp friends for keeping the party going
Most of all, I wanna thank my future wife     In the horse race of life you Win, Place and Show and I've hit the ultimate Trifecta

The best compliment I can pay to a burger joint is that the meat tastes like it was grilled in someone's backyard    The claim to have the "Best tater tots in Miami" and I can't disagree    
I was going to jump in on the PeanutButter Burger but I chickened out and went with "Steve's "Respect" Mobile" that had pulled pork and cheddar cheese     The burger was great    Be prepared for pork,sauces and other bits to come flying out of your burger cause it's packed with good stuff    The onions rings were crispy and the fries were good also    I guess i just could've said "everything was good" and wasted a lot less time    can't wait to go back and finally try that PB Burger

The service was great in a "not trying to hard" kind of way and there seemed to be a lot of regulars hanging around    They should really get a job

Miami needs more places like this

Also, it was weird sitting under a picture of Dongo the whole time   He wouldn't stop staring